I'm in Konoha's Lie Flat Simulator

Jingle bell, the bell rang for the end of get out of class.

"Classmates, this week's homework is to write an 800-word essay on the theme of Will of Fire..." Before the words were finished, the class teacher was already filled with complaints. The energetic ninja students would rather run 800 Even though I'm traveling cross-country, I don't want to write an 800-word essay.

What's more, summer weekends are supposed to be the best and shouldn't be ruined by annoying homework.

"Don't complain yet. This assignment will be a graduation thesis. The person who writes the best one will read it to Hokage-sama in person. Maybe he will become an outstanding thinker like me in the future. Everyone should cherish this performance. Opportunity, don’t be like a certain person who is behind the wheel and make fun of your own future.” Teacher Oda adjusted his glasses proudly.

"Oh..." The students still prolonged their voices and looked listless.

Teacher Oda nodded with satisfaction and left the classroom.

But Yuluo was still stuck upright in the potted plant until Asuma Sarutobi came over and pulled Yuluo out.

"Ah... thank you very much, monitor Asma. I'll ask you to smoke Huazi next time." Yu Luo weakly brushed the dirt from his hair.

"Ahem... Yuluo-san, we will have a courage test tonight. You should also participate." Asma coughed lightly.

"Ah... Do ninja schools also have such kid tricks? Even if there are really ghosts, it should be the ghosts who are afraid? Not you perverted ninjas, right? What's more, I have to work in an izakaya at night... "Yu Luo said listlessly with drooped eyelids.

"Well, you don't have to worry about this. The test of courage is just in name. I will graduate soon. It is more important to socialize with my classmates. I work in pairs. You know..." Asma secretly made a choice. Eyebrow.

"I know... do you want me to be a green leaf? I will go." Although Yu Luo was not interested, he just went to change a place to sleep.

"Well, we will meet at the entrance of the village at six o'clock in the evening. The road is a bit far, so remember to bring some snacks." Asma patted Yu Luo on the shoulder.

"Snacks..." Yuluo took out a 50-tael coin from his trouser pocket. He couldn't even sleep on a bowl of ramen, so how could he afford snacks.

Forget about using red beans.

……

The leaves of the trees in the evening, leaning against the setting sun.

Everyone was communicating with each other energetically. Obito was carrying a backpack that was taller than anyone else. It was so bulging that he didn’t know what was inside. He followed Lin to show off:

"Lin-chan! Come with me! I've prepared a lot of snacks! There's also a lunch box made by my grandma! It's so delicious!"

But Lin stood on tiptoes and looked around: "Why isn't Kakashi here?"

"That idiot has graduated, how could he join our party!" Obito curled his lips. He was in a team of two, and he didn't want Kakashi to get involved.

"Idiot." Kakashi's figure suddenly landed behind Obito, highlighting the two words coldly.

He really didn't want to come, but when he went to apply for the mission, the Third Hokage asked him to come with him to relax and protect his classmates. After all, it was an activity out of the village, and the ninja world was not peaceful recently, so he might meet dangerous people. .

"Ahhhhhh!!! Why are you here!" Obito grabbed his hair in despair.

Lin blushed slightly, unable to hide her joy.

Although Obito is enthusiastic...

But who is not fascinated by a cool, handsome, and powerful handsome guy?

"Ahem, is everyone here?" Asma looked around: "Yu Luo... where is Yu Luo?"

"Are you late again?"

"You must have overslept!"

"How is it possible? He slept all day in class during the day. Does he still sleep at night?"

"Squad leader, don't wait for him, right?"

While a group of people were talking, no one saw a hand lazily raised from the flower bed next to it: "Hi...I'm here..."

No presence.

"Okay, now that everyone is here, let's get ready to set off. The journey is a bit far. Remember to follow me closely. If you fall behind, you may get lost." Asma shouted.

"Yes!!!" Everyone was full of energy, except Yu Luo, who was all limp and couldn't muster any energy.

"Ahhhh! Yuluo-kun, as the most youthful and energetic person, how can you be so decadent! You have to muster up your energy, even if you are covered in scars, you have to run towards the sunset!" Metkai grabbed Yuluo's hand. Hands raised to encourage him.

"Ah... It's the egg-changing period this month. I'm feeling very unwell. I have implemented my will to never abandon the youth of my companions. Akai will definitely carry me to my destination, right?" Yu Luo looked at Akai eagerly.

"Of course, no problem! My youth will never allow me to abandon any of my comrades who are left behind!" Metkai gave a thumbs up and showed his big shining white teeth.

The warm afterglow of the sunset fell on Yu Luo's face, and the warm temperature made him feel sleepy.

"There are no peaceful years. It's just Akai carrying my load..." Yu Luo lay on Akai's back, with a trace of satisfaction on his face.

……

[Enter the simulation system...]

[Please select talent]

Having just ended his three-year career as a faint king, Yu Luo has lost his desire for the world. Bai Guo and Cao Cao are tired of playing together, so he can try another talent.

[Yin Yang: You are neither a man nor a woman]

[Eye of the Sky: You can see ghosts]

[Desireless: You cannot obtain happiness, wisdom +3]

Yu Luo chose these three this time.

[Please allocate attribute points]

"Looks 0, Physique 5, Wisdom 7, Destiny 8... That's about it."

After several simulation experiments, we have learned that the higher the intelligence, the better the initial skills.

With more than 300 simulation coins, Yu Luo decided to learn something this time.

[Copy: Age of Kaguya]

[Dungeon Timeline: Kaguya’s 10th year in power]

[You are born without gender, and you can see ghosts. When you were 8 years old, you were accepted as an apprentice by an Onmyoji master of Onmyodo. Now you are an onmyoji in your own right. You are born with intelligence, amazing understanding, and you are young. He learned a lot of Onmyoji skills, but because of his ugly appearance, he was not favored by the teacher. He was often assigned some thankless tasks, but the teacher gave up the credit to other seniors. 】

[Initial skills: Stargazing, Divination, Yin-Yang Spells, Spiritualism]

"As expected of a Wisdom 10 start, with 4 initial skills... But you are from a good background, but you have to be discriminated against because of your appearance. Isn't this too immoral?"

With his rickets and deformed body, Yu Luo didn't even dare to touch his face for fear of being disgusted by himself.

As for the profession of Onmyoji, he also knew about it. When he was the emperor, an Onmyoji was set up in Kyoto, the country of his ancestors. It was mainly responsible for divination of good and bad luck and prediction of celestial phenomena. It was more like a group of magic sticks to please the emperor.

But will they still catch ghosts?

Yu Luo really doesn’t know.

Moreover, the profession of "onmyoji" was probably eliminated by the ninja force later on, and its skills were integrated into the ninja system, becoming a full-time private funeral service.

After all, mages are afraid of assassins.

Yu Luo thought about the description of his own skill [Yin Yang Talisman] in his memory.

There is a move in it [Shikigami Summons], which is a bit like Sai's Super Beast Pseudo Painting. It can turn a paper person into a physical shikigami for fighting.

However, what is different from the super beast fake painting is that the super beast fake painting only needs to draw the painted beast you want to summon, while when summoning a shikigami, you need to make a contract with a real monster, ghost, and god in order to summon the paper man clone.

Yu Luo currently has only three shikigami: Shifa Ghost, Lantern Ghost, and Flying Man.

He caught these three by himself, and the teacher didn't give any to him, which shows the difference in popularity among people with zero appearance.

Among the remaining spells, there are some binding spells and soul-killing spells, most of which only work on monsters, ghosts and gods, a bit like primitive sealing spells.

Some simple fire spells and thunder spells should not be as powerful as ninjutsu.

Perhaps the sealing technique passed down by the Six Paths Sage was inspired by the talisman technique of Yin and Yang Dao.

There is also the legendary [Yingling], which is to seal the power of the great demon within one's body and become a Yuling to protect oneself, sharing the spiritual power of both parties, which is somewhat similar to the Jinchūriki seal.

However, Yuling can only be mastered by the most powerful Onmyoji. The strength is insufficient, and sealing it rashly will only be counterattacked. Even his teacher only has a civet Yuling.

……

"Hey! A Luo!" A contemptuous shout sounded from behind, interrupting Yu Luo's research.

"Ah, senior brother!" Yu Luo was immersed in this pretty good status.

"Don't fucking look back! I'm so ugly! The teacher wants to see you for something, go now! Remember to wear a mask! Bah! What bad luck!" The senior brother spat hard.

"...Is it really that ugly?" Yu Luo walked to the mirror.

"vomit……"

The limbs are twisted, the back is hunched over the waist, the facial features are distorted, and the face is covered with herpes.

There was no need to put on makeup to play the hunchback in Spartan, and Quasimodo, the bell-ringer of Notre Dame in Paris, had to give him his makeup when he saw it.

As expected of having zero looks, just one face can make people sick to death.