I'm in Konoha's Lie Flat Simulator

Nagogawa Town has temporarily restored tranquility. The joy of surviving the disaster and the fear of almost being massacred the village have made the atmosphere of this originally peaceful town extremely depressing.

The Konoha captain who is responsible for the safety of the Nagogawa River is leading the remaining two teammates to clean up the battlefield and corpses, especially the bloody alley, which made the veteran ninja in his 30s vomit all over the floor.

Kosuke Maruboshi and Natsu Hyuga were sent to a doctor's home in the town for temporary recovery. The two Kengbi, Yuluo and Ebisu, were thinking hard to restore the list of supplies.

There are only a few vague lists on the list that the two of them heard from Maruhoshi Kosuke: "Sweep", "Jinyou", "Brother", "Tawang", and "Gou Baga".

"Saobo... Saobo... Saozi cake... Saozi cake? Ah, you want to buy saozi cakes to improve the food, right!" Yu Luo snapped his fingers.

"Definitely not, sweep the wave...sweep the cloth...broom! There must be too much sand in the camp, and we need to buy a broom!" Ebisu shook his head.

"Only a devil can use a broom to sweep the sand. Mayor, do you have squid cakes here?" Yuluo turned to look at the mayor of Nagogawa, who was waiting for a list of supplies.

"Yes, no one makes squid cakes that are more delicious than Granny Qian's. They are famous for their deliciousness!" The mayor nodded.

"Ah, that's it. The saozi cake costs three hundred kilograms." Yu Luo nodded.

"Isn't this a little too hasty..." Ebisu was dumbfounded for a while.

"Don't worry about it, the first one is solved, hurry up and take the next one, Jin You...Jin You..." Yu Luo thought for a while.

"Ah, Jin Yu... Gin Yu... Bard... Could it be that the teacher is talking about bards?" Ebisu also added.

"Do you have a bard here?" Yu Luo turned to look at the mayor.

"Yes, no one tells more interesting stories than the bard in our tavern." The mayor nodded again.

"Then it's impossible for us to go back against a bard..." Yu Luo pondered.

"Could it be a bard?"

"Yes, you are so smart. Mr. Mayor, buy us some bards."

"What about the next one...brother? What the hell is he? The teacher doesn't look like he can speak English!" Ebisu touched his chin.

"Is it because it's hard to say it, so I use English...brother...bar...rua..." Yu Luo racked his brains.

"Could it be Brassiere, bra?" Ebisu suddenly panicked.

"It's so possible. The teacher will definitely not be able to say anything about women's underwear. It must be that the female ninjas in the camp can't stand the heat, so they have to buy cool bikinis." Yuluo clapped his hands.

"The logic is correct, but how many sets should we buy?" Ebisu asked again.

"How many kunoichi are there in the camp?"

"45 A-cup people, 160 B-cup people, 87 C-cup people, 20 D-cup people..." Ebisu counted his fingers.

"Ah beast! You know so well!"

"Does a farmer not know how many fruit trees there are in his field?" Ebisu smiled mysteriously.

"Ahem, Mr. Mayor, please help us prepare 500 sets of women's underwear..." Yu Luo coughed.

"Why do you need so much?" Ebisu was a little surprised.

"Ladies need it. Don't those lonely men not need it? They fight bloody battles during the day. Can't they have a set of original underwear to soothe their empty souls at night? Comrade, your ideological awareness needs to be improved."

"Okay, even if it's not enough, we will mobilize the power of the masses and ask everyone to donate and get it together." The mayor nodded quickly.

"Goubaga, dog tail, dog Xiba, dog handfuls... Why is there this word?" Yu Luo scratched his head.

"Is it possible that the dogs in the camp are in heat? Let's take some bitches back?"

"Your analysis makes so much sense! Your IQ must be 180! But I think it's better to skip this one first."

"Tawang...Tawang...Dawang...Rhubarb, is rhubarb a medicinal material or a dog? Have you thought of anything?" Ebisu looked at Yuluo.

"Rhubarb... Takele... Coke... Is it Coke?"

"Ah...bastard, how do you associate Dawang with Coke?!"

"No association, because I want to drink Coke."

Ebisu was silent for a moment: "...Yes, Dawang is Coke."

"I think the translation of the bard just now is wrong. It should be the latest comic magazine."

"Mr. Mayor, ten boxes of Coke." The two looked at each other, but they couldn't reach a consensus under the evil eyes.

……

In this way, in the early morning of the second day, all the villagers of Nagogawa worked hard day and night, and finally put together the list of supplies that the two of them had racked their brains to recover, and helped them pack and stack them.

Fortunately, every metal box has card slots on it, so it won't easily fall down no matter how high it is stacked.

"Little brother, do you really want to carry so many things alone?" The Konoha captain hesitated.

Hinata's arms were injured and she would definitely not be able to carry anything. Maruboshi Kosuke was weak and fell asleep, and Ebisu had to carry it, so the entire weight had to be handed over to Uro.

"No problem." Yu Luo carried the three-meter-high supply box rack on his back.

"Wish you a safe journey." The Konoha captain sent his sincere blessing.

"By the way, do you know a young ninja who looks like this?" Yu Luo suddenly remembered something and described the dead ninja they met in the village.

"Ah, it's the teammate we sent out to ask for help! Is he still alive?" The Konoha captain was a little excited.

"I'm sorry, when we met him, he was breathing his last breath." Yu Luo shook his head.

"It's a pity... He is an outstanding ninja..." The Konoha captain was a little sad.

"He has last words..." Yu Luo looked at Ebisu.

"He said he would bring me a message for my wife..." Ebisu looked at Yuluo.

"He said...Honey, I'm sorry, I slept with your sister."

The Konoha ninja opened his mouth wide and didn't close it for a long time.

……

The return trip went smoothly. Apart from stepping on two traps, Hinata Xia still used her Byakugan to help them avoid most of the troubles.

Until he was about to step into the border of the Kingdom of Wind again, Hinata Xia suddenly saw a large number of troops gathering in his forest. When he looked carefully, he saw that they were all his own!

"They are all Konoha ninjas, so many wounded..." Hinata murmured.

"Did Platycodon Castle be defeated by Sunagakure? Are they all the defeated troops who retreated?" Yu Luo had a big mouth.

"Isn't this good? It saves me two days of traveling in the desert. Anyway, as we said when we came here, we have been beaten and beaten in Platycodon Castle more than a dozen times. It's not unusual." Ebisu was very calm.

"That's true, let's go there." Yu Luo nodded.

The three of them took the sleeping Kosuke Maruhoshi to the temporary base where the Konoha troops were currently stationed. After a brief interrogation, they finally returned to the troops.

At this time, the temporary camp showed no signs of panic at all, and the tents were still set up in an orderly manner.

"Ah...it feels so good to be safe." Yu Luo put down the nearly two-ton cage. Even with Fei Li's strength, his two shoulders felt like they were broken.

"I will send the teacher to the medical class, and you will send the goods to the logistics department." Ebisu pointed to Maruhoshi Kosuke, who was carrying behind him.

"No, damn it, why should I take the blame alone!" Didn't Yu Luo know that the words he guessed at random were unreliable?

"Nonsense, the therapist is the most important!"

"Then let's send the teacher there together, and then hand in the task together!"

"..." Ebisu was speechless.

I brought Maruhoshi Kosuke to the medical team's station. The medical team was extremely busy at this moment. Obviously, during their absence, the offensive and defensive battles in Platycodon City caused countless wounded people.

There were wailing sounds everywhere, medical ninjas rushing back and forth, basins of water being replaced, and blood-soaked bandages piled up into a hill.

"Excuse me, where can I put the newly injured people?" Yu Luo grabbed a medical ninja who ran over.

"What are the symptoms?" the medical ninja asked immediately.

"Poisoned, Sunagakure's poison."

"Did you drink the universal antidote within an hour of being injured?"

"Drink it, drink it right away." Yu Luo nodded quickly.

The medical ninja briefly checked Maruboshi Kosuke's condition, then quickly took out a green ribbon from his pocket and tied it to Maruboshi Kosuke's right arm: "Just find an empty spot and put it down."

After that, he went to work on other wounded people.

The green ribbon obviously means that the priority level of treatment is not enough.

Yuluo and Ebisu looked at each other. One skillfully whistled to cover, and the other sneaked up to the seriously injured man who was only half-length on the bed next to him. He squatted down and took off the red ribbon on his arm: "Brother. , I’m afraid you won’t be able to recover from your injury, so you’d better leave the opportunity to someone who needs it more... Another day I’ll carve a big chrysanthemum urn for you and burn two maids with awesome figures.”

As he spoke, he exchanged Maruboshi Kosuke's green ribbon with his, and wiped some blood on Maruboshi Kosuke's face.

"Xia-chan, do you want to change into a red one too?" Yuluo looked at Hinata Xia.

"I...I don't need it...my injury doesn't matter."

"Then you stay here to treat your injuries and slip away..."

The two of them ran away like thieves.

Completely ignoring the screams behind him.

"Yao Shou! Half of this man's body is gone! Who tied him up as a lightly wounded person!"