Douluo: My Martial Soul is actually a Duck

Chapter 22 Douluo’s two cheap guests

Two bamboo boards suddenly appeared in the hands of Jian Wudi and Qing Wuyu.

It depicts the style of a keyboard in the format of a keyboard, with an unsealed circle in the middle, and a paragraph of words in the middle of the circle.

“If the water is clear, there will be no fish.”

"A humble man is invincible"

"Come, come, come."

"Today we, Douluo, are two humble guests, telling a story to our great eldest son."

"Hey, what are you doing wearing red pants? Are you acting like a gangster on the street?"

"I'm wearing a pair of red trousers!"

"I think you are a rogue rabbit! You really owe more than me!"

"you!"

"You, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, believe it or not, I am shouting now, calling you indecent!"

"Let you be ruined and your reputation ruined, your life will be gloomy, and your future will be uncertain. I will bow to you, kneel down, acknowledge and kiss you."

"The ninth soul skill..."

"You know how to use your soul skills when encountering problems. I just told you a few words."

"Put one, put one, put one, until the end it's still a battery. Hurry up and charge my phone."

"The Ninth Soul..."

"Your soul skill is pretty good, but it seems to be voice-activated. It only activates when you speak. The function is a bit rubbish, ah~"

"I see that you still can't activate it. Haven't you thought about the reason? Of course, it's because: this soul beast comes from a foreign country. You need to activate it in a foreign language."

"Hehehehe, everything my wife said is right, but it seems like this thing can't start. Do you want me to teach you a few words in foreign languages?"

"Come on, take a walk and take a look. This is a big apple. Say it to me, love is crazy. Read it again like love is crazy..."

"Then look at your little face. It's red with anger. It really looks like a big apple. Baby, don't you think so?"

Jianwuyou:...

"Don't you have the basics yet? Then let's sing together, Abcdefg~"

"Hijklmn~"

"Opqrst~"

"Uvwxyz~"

“Raise a hand and sing with us!”

The bamboo boards in Jian Wudi's hands turned into microphones, "Wuhu~"

"Abcdefghijkmnopq~"

"Rst~"

"Uvwxyz~"

"Keep singing!"

The two of them, Jian Wudi, handed the microphone to Yu Tianheng's mouth almost at the same time.

"what?"

"Very good!"

"ABCD~"

……

"I can't sing the foreign version of Little Star, what should I do? It doesn't matter, let's combine Chinese and foreign languages!"

"Twinkle and twinkle, the sky is filled with little stars~"

"Sing, dance, be cute, show off yeah~"

"Come on, where are the lights? Where are the applause? Where are the cheers? Give me some applause, give me some cheers!"

"Wuhu~"

"take off!"

"The moon is bright and the wind is gentle. Are you tapping on my window lattice?"

"A wonderful person like me~"

"Answer the foreign language version!"

"Animals~Animals~Animals~"

"First thing first~"

This is how Ji Wuyou was born in the womb, and no one grew up listening to this kind of prenatal education music.

That's right, Yu Tianheng's worst loss was when he was pushed to the ground by a pregnant woman and her husband.

"I was wrong, I was wrong, I will never dare to order my subordinates to increase the price of milk powder~" Yu Tianheng shed tears of sadness.

"One of your nephews must be recognized as the eldest brother of our children. How about it?"

"It's okay, my cousin is pregnant."

……

Yu Waquan shed tears of sadness, "Brother~my uncle asked me to recognize you as my eldest brother."

"Then it's settled."

"The emperor and the sky are above, and the loess is below! I have no friends today!"

"I am Yu Wa Quan!"

"I am crowned!"

"Become brothers with different surnames!"

"Big brother, second brother."

"Big brother, third brother."

"Second brother, third brother."

“I don’t want to be born in the same year, the same month and the same day, but I want to die in the same year, the same month and the same day.”

"Can you pay attention to me?"

(End of this chapter)