The Days of Being King Elden in American Comics

"Benica! Where is my Benica!"

Killer Crocodile kept roaring in a special cage.

His cage is connected to the sewer pipe on one side. There is half a meter of water in the cage. In addition to him, there are three fish and an oversized lobster in the cage.

The lobster was his cousin, and Benica was his girlfriend...a zander.

Klein had already eaten his cousin a few days ago. The food in Arkham today was too bad. Klein really had no choice but to get something to eat as a sacrifice.

"Smells good?!" Killer Croc roared.

Klein stopped spreading cumin and couldn't help but look around.

"Harry! Are you sure the safety measures are in place?" Klein asked.

Harley Quinn rubbed her hands and stared at this plump zander, drooling constantly.

"Of course it's done. I put several locks on his cell door!"

"All right..."

"But... wouldn't it be good if we just sat in front of his door and ate fish?"

Killer Croc looked at Klein and Harley Quinn a few meters away through the iron door, and shouted: "No! This is murder! I want to appeal, I want to report! I want to kill you!"

"It's okay, don't you think it's more romantic this way?"

"Sentimental?"

A stinking ditch ran past their feet. The hygiene in the lower area of ​​Arkham was really unsatisfactory.

"Rather than the romance, I'm more worried about whether he will find an opportunity to kill you and me..."

"No, you haven't eaten this fish yet, he will only want to kill me for now."

"Oh..." Harley Quinn picked up a piece of fish and said excitedly: "Now he will also want to kill me, hahahaha!!"

"My Benika!" Killer Crocodile's eyes were about to burst.

Harley Quinn took a sip of the fish and smacked her tongue: "It was almost too hot..."

Klein stood up and moved the fish and the rack to the large iron pipe on one side.

After setting up the shelf, Klein banged wildly on the vent of the iron pipe: "Dong, dong, dong!"

"Get up, Fire Man, you're in the middle lane, I'm in the top lane!"

"roll!"

A ball of flame rose up, the pipe turned red instantly, and the fish on it was a little cooked.

"Thanks Chatto!"

Klein took out a piece of pickled radish from the jar he brought with him, cut it into small pieces and sprinkled it on the fish.

Then put the fish in a large iron plate and add some spicy powder.

"It smells so good! I've never seen it eaten like this!"

"Wanzhou Grilled Fish, I'm wearing... uh... a very famous method in my hometown!"

Klein returned to Harley Quinn with the fish, and the two began to eat the fish.

..........

At the same time, in the monitoring room of Arkham Nursing Home, several hospital leaders accompanied an aristocratic middle-aged man in a suit and stared at the monitoring room.

"Hey..."

Bruce Wayne sighed.

"Dr. George, how is my cousin doing lately? Has he been bullied?"

George said slowly:

"Mr. Wayne, after your cousin got a brain tumor, his body changed very strangely. I don't know whether it is good or bad, but you can rest assured. His physical fitness is getting better and better. He ran to the danger zone a few days ago to A criminal was beaten up, ten times by the way. I think he will not be bullied in prison..."

"Our Wayne family and Kane family have made their fortunes through hunting. Naturally, there are certain strong genes in their bloodline. He can be regarded as inheriting a certain talent."

Bruce Wayne stared at Harley Quinn in the surveillance camera and suddenly said:

"These shady guys will lead him astray. I hope that next time I come to Arkham Sanitarium, I won't see my cousin hanging out with these lunatics."

George hesitated to speak. He wanted to explain that these people couldn't bring Klein down at all.

On the contrary, Arkham Sanatorium has not been quiet for more than a year because of Klein's arrival...

"Yes...we will definitely correct Master Klein's inappropriate behavior..."

"Correct him?!"

"No, no, no! Correct these unreasonable lunatics, I won't let them get close to Master Klein."

"only...."

Bruce said: "If you have anything to say, just say it."

"This month, Master Klein injured four security guards and blew up the wall in the West District. Repairs are estimated to cost 10 US dollars..."

"I'll give you 100 million. If he breaks something in the future, you can send the bill directly to the finance department of Wayne Group."

"Yes!!"

Bruce Wayne stared at the surveillance camera, his eyes full of heartache.

Apart from Ah Fu, his only remaining relative in this world is Klein.

As his mother's nephew and his eldest cousin, Klein Kane was very cute and sensible when he was young.

Likes to read books and exercise.

However, a meteorite crash a few years ago caused an accident to a large group of students participating in a high school fraternity in the suburbs of New York.

Klein Kane was one of the few survivors, and since then, this guy's mind has started to go crazy.

......

Klein vaguely remembered playing "Elden's Ring".

After suffering thousands of times, I finally cleared the level. Because I had been abused for a long time and couldn't stand the indifferent attitude of Melina, the guide in the game, I resolutely opened a certain station.

In the 3D animation area, Melina was found "hiding" from herself.

"Damn it! Melina, why are you hiding from me!"

Klein, who was engrossed in charging with his headphones on, didn't notice a ball of sparks flying from the sky in the distance, razing the building he was in to the ground in a few seconds.

Klein traveled through time!

He traveled to the borderland where there is no natural death.

The continent was shrouded under a giant golden tree, and he was on his way to becoming King of Elden.

I don’t know how many years have passed, but Klein has experienced many things in the world of "Elden Ring".

He vaguely remembered that when he first met General Broken Star, the guy had a good drinking habit, and the two of them often talked all night long.

Latarn told Klein that the reason why he was studying gravity magic crazily every day was so that his war horse could bear his own weight.

At that time, Klein gave him the nickname "Hermes", which means a warrior who loves horses.

Later, I heard that Latarn seemed to have gone to seal the stars. This guy became much braver than when Klein first met him...

There is also the Valkyrie who looks cold but is actually very innocent and lively.

Klein remembered her dancing gracefully in the air, like a butterfly.

She is like a child, full of curiosity about everything, and most likes to listen to the science fiction stories told by Klein.

"Brother Klein, do you think there are really fire-breathing spaceships in this world? How can a ship fly? Isn't it true that only dragons can breathe fire and fly at the same time?"

...

Madness...Lani...Doll...Giant...Dragon Slayer...Storm and Thunder...Glow and Miracle...

And the tireless bard merchants on the border.

Klein remembered drinking the west wind with the bard merchants and admiring the moon and rain on spring nights.

It was a very grand, but very ordinary period of time.

"Why can't we just burn it?"

Klein asked unwillingly.

"Because it is a golden tree! A golden tree that cannot be destroyed!"

"I must cut it down!"

Balls of sparks fell from the sky, and Klein couldn’t remember much of anything after that.

......

When Klein woke up, he found that everything around him had changed.

There is a soft feather bed, a bedroom larger than my own living room, and antique ornaments everywhere.

There was also an unshaven middle-aged man in a loose bathrobe sitting beside the bed.

The key is that this person is still pulling at his quilt.

"I rely on!

This incident also became a knot in Bruce Wayne's heart.

After he knew that his cousin had woken up, he went to his cousin's room as soon as possible, but was treated as a pervert by his cousin who had temporary amnesia.

He was very sad....

Klein's many subsequent tricks made him very helpless.

But since Klein is his cousin, he has to tolerate him.

The reason why Klein was sent to Arkham Sanitarium was because Klein climbed onto the lightning rod on top of the Wayne family castle late at night during a thunderstorm.

"I found a bonfire! I'm going to light a bonfire! Become the King of Elden!"

"Master Klein! Come back quickly! It's going to thunder!"

Klein shouted at the lightning rod, ignoring the hand stretched out by Ah Fu.

"Melina! You're here too!"

Klein suddenly fell into the air from a height of 20 meters. According to his later memories, a woman named Melina asked him to touch her hand.

That's why he took a fatal empty step and landed on the ground.

Bruce watched for a long time in front of the monitor at Arkham Sanitarium.

The guy in the picture who is only 14 years old is really not worrying at all...

"As the last bloodline of the Kane family, can't you, kid, make people less worried and not commit suicide..."

"Mr. Wayne..."

Dr. George entered the room again. Seeing that there was no one around, he said nervously: "There is one more thing I want to tell you."

"Say."

"Master Klein... escaped from Arkham several times before. According to the evidence provided by the police, he participated in a black stocking strip party, an exotic pole dance performance, and a vampire and werewolf cosplay offline. Support club...."

Bruce crushed the cup in his hand.

George, who was behind him, shrank back in fright...

"Hey...he has grown up too, but he is indeed a bit precocious. Dr. George, how early does the law in our state stipulate that children can be born?"

"It seems to be 18."

Bruce shook his head and murmured: "It's too late. Four years have changed too much, and this kid loves to mess around. I have to find a way to contact the congressman and fight to change the state law.

"Ah! This..."

George thought to himself: That's not the crux of the problem I'm talking about. Shouldn't you focus on him sneaking out?Also...he is only 14, is it really good to participate in those activities?