Gintama's Naruto Story

On a country road about ten kilometers away from Konoha, the Yinshi team, which had just received a new mission, and the seventh team led by Obito were walking slowly.

On the side, followed by a black car that looked extremely high-end.

"How can I lie?"

"It's true that someone is going to assassinate me!

"And it is very likely to be a powerful ninja!"

A man with a big back and black suit and black sunglasses stuck his head out of the rear window, holding a cigar in one hand and shaking a red wine glass in the other, chattering about something at the same time.

"Those rumors in the ninja world are really unbelievable!"

"I'm really in business!"

"For example, cross-border labor dispatch (human trafficking), real estate (illegal occupation and forced demolition), transnational freight (smuggling), drug research and development (what), and the emerging film industry in recent years (a what)."

"Damn! They are just jealous of me!"

"I'm jealous of my handsome looks and rich money, so I deliberately spread in the ninja world that I am a gangster, and that all I do is illegal and immoral business, and everyone will believe what I said. "

"Heaven and earth conscience, can I not know whether the business I am doing is illegal or not? I can't even touch illegal things! Do you think so?"

"Yes! Boss!" x2

The guy in the black suit with a cropped head who was driving in the front row and the bodyguard in the black suit who sat in the back row responded at the same time.

"It's your size! Call the boss!"

"Yes! Boss!" x2

"What do you mean by such expressions? Do you not believe me? I am Kado! Didn't you read the news about being the number one philanthropist in the ninja world for three consecutive years? How could a person like me do illegal things? Also, both of them are newcomers from their hometown, and they don't know the rules, and the boss they called just now is just a habit of their hometown! If you don't believe me, ask them."

"Yes! Boss!" x2

"I told you to call the boss!!"

That's right, this little boss is exactly the mafia card in the original work.

Because he was apparently a serious businessman with great influence in the ninja world, Minato did not refuse immediately after receiving Cardo's commission.

After all, there are opportunities to attract sponsorship and investment.

Minato assigned the task to Gintoki and Obito, and Minato believed from the bottom of his heart that no matter what the situation, the two would be able to handle it well.

If after the investigation, it can be confirmed that Kaduo is really a serious businessman, then there is nothing wrong with protecting him for a period of time. If we build a good relationship, we can point him to the country of fire to build factories and invest in the future.

On the contrary, if the evidence that Kado poisoned the ninja world can be found and brought to justice, it will be regarded as a merit for the entire ninja world, and it will be a good thing inside and out.

"That's right, misunderstanding is indeed a very excessive thing, Aru."

"Yes, yes! Little girl, you..."

Kado just echoed, and suddenly noticed something was wrong, watching Kagura who ran to the co-pilot at some point and fell silent.

"...When did you come in?"

"Don't worry about such insignificant things. It's perfectly normal for a man to suddenly have a strange woman next to him. Aru. It's like Yinsang sometimes wakes up in the morning after being drunk and finds herself in a hotel. It’s like lying next to a heavily made-up baba that’s half buried in the ground.”

"Where is it normal!" Kaduo instantly turned on the crazy rant mode, "That's just a strange woman brought back to the hotel after being drunk! By the way, what is the heavy makeup who is half buried in the earth? Who is Yinsang? His taste It's too heavy!"

"Are you underestimating Papa, bastard! It's very tiring for Alu, who is enduring back pain and cooperating with Yinsang! Papa, she is working hard!"

Seeing Kagura who clenched his fists and was aggrieved because of Papa, Gintoki who was following beside him reached out and punched Kagura's head without thinking.

"Shut up, let's talk about the Year of the Monkey."

Crowd: ...

"Hey, why do you look at Yinsang with that kind of eyes? Also, why do you keep a distance from Yinsang? It was just a joke!"

Obito twitched the corner of his mouth in embarrassment: "Then...it's really a slightly exaggerated joke."

"Right? Yinsang, I was..."

Before he finished speaking, he suddenly thought of Yin Shi, who was lying on the same boat with an old woman in the harem chapter, and couldn't hold it back. He vomited while leaning on the roof of the car.

Kado, whose head was showered and whose face was mosaiced, fell silent.

"Ah, it's much more comfortable. Kagura, don't talk about such disgusting things next time, I can't even eat at noon. By the way, Master Cardo, what's wrong with you? You just ate texts alone in the car Did the driver slam on the brakes when it was burning? Really, really careless, come on, let me wipe it for you."

Saying that, Gintoki took out the towel, spat on it, and then vigorously wiped Kado's face indiscriminately.

At this moment, Cardo collapsed.

"Aaaaaaaaaa!!!"

……

"Complain! I will really complain to you after the task is over!"

Beside a stream, Kado said angrily while washing the mosaic on his face with disgust.Beside him was Obito who was touching his head and looking apologetic.

As for Yinshi and others, they are guarding around.

"Calm down, Mr. Cardo, brother Yinshi, he just couldn't bear it just now, he has already solemnly apologized to you, so this matter..."

"Yes, Aru."

Kagura, who was squatting aside and watching the small fish in the river, took the words naturally: "My mother said before, Alu, that elderly men will always lose control due to physical reasons. Obviously, the mission has just begun. Just spit something out ahead of time.

oh!This little fish spit a lot of foam! "

"What did your mother teach you? By the way, what kind of mission was that? Also, did you mean what Xiaoyu said? It's too tempting!"

After complaining, Kado looked to the side and covered his mouth for some reason. Obito didn't know why his face was not very good, and complained: "I spent a full amount of money for two S-level missions, but the one assigned to me was just..."

Before Kado finished speaking, Kagura raised his head and said that he was spitting in Kado's direction, or rather sprayed out, so that Kado's face, which was about to be washed, was once again covered by a thick mosaic.

"Sorry, I seem to be motion sick. My mother said that when I get motion sickness, I should look at Alu from a distance."

Cardo: ...

……

"I've had enough! I'm going to complain! Complain now! Change, change!"

As he spoke, Kado took out his satellite phone, but before he could dial the number, he was poured over by an unrestrained Obito who had endured for a long time.

"Sorry, I might be... old too."

At this moment, Kado completely collapsed.

"Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah!"

Hearing the sound, Erzhuzi, the little cool brother who thought something was wrong, rushed over in an instant, but after arriving in front of Kado, he couldn't hold back because of Kado's appearance.

"Sorry, a little gross."

The next one is Naruto, the next one is Sakura, and the next one is Shinbaji...

"Are you treating me like a vomit bag!!"