Gintama's Naruto Story

Looking at the third generation who looked at him with a cheerful face, Gintoki rolled his dead fish eyes, then shrugged his shoulders and said very casually.

"Why don't you let Yinsang do it well? In the final analysis, that kind of thing is something like the president, right? Don't look at Yinsang like this. He used to run a house called Wanshiwu with an area of ​​about jump A whole page of a big company! President or something, I have quite a lot of experience!"

Just when Kakashi and Itachi were stunned by this explosive speech and their expressions were dull, and the rain was messy, Sandai laughed again.

But this time, he stopped quickly, with a slightly terrified expression, looking directly at Yinshi's with his small eyes.

"So, if you become Hokage, what will you do? What will you do with the village and the ninja management in the village?"

"From Monday to Sunday, the three-color meatballs in the meatball shop are special for Hokage! Sweets are officially included in the three-meal menu of Konoha Hokage! One, three, five is parfait, and two, four, and six are meatballs. On Sundays Feel a little wronged, just have a pudding for dessert!"

"That's the only way?" Sandai asked again.

"Oh! Also! That's the ninja's uniform! It must be reformed! Especially girls' uniforms, no matter if they are jnin or chunin, it is mandatory to replace the bottoms with miniskirts that cannot exceed the thighs! Safety pants are also prohibited!"

Saying that, Gintoki pinched his chin and became complacent, "In this way, the men's enthusiasm for work will definitely be improved, and the success rate of missions in the village will definitely become the number one in the ninja world!"

I think in this way, the village eats jujube pills.

Kakashi complained silently in his heart, but then he heard the praise of a man behind him.

"Yeah! Not bad! Old man, I voted for this white-haired brat! I think this brat is born to be Hokage!"

Jiraiya, who doesn't know when he will come, also agrees with Gintoki's reform policy from the bottom of his heart, and thinks that Gintoki is really suitable to be Hokage from the bottom of his heart!

It's a pity that this layout is not suitable for Hokage!

"Cough cough!"

At this time, the third generation also raised his hands and cleared his throat. This kid from Shuo Mao's family is really a big kid, and he actually proposed such a slanted reform policy!

Does it work?Of course there is!

If all the female ninjas in the village put on that kind of thing, let alone those ordinary ninjas, even their enthusiasm might be mobilized!

Men, it's all the same.

There are really not many men in this world who can see beautiful women on the road or there, and their hearts are as calm as water without any fluctuations!

Heart of beauty in everyone.

Konoha can do nothing to watch at all, except for a strict wife's Minato, the rest may be a rare beast Mitekai.

I almost forgot, there are Danzo and Orochimaru!

Although I don't know the reason, but the two of them... really have no interest in women!

Two men who have no interest in women, hang out in the roots all day long...

and many more!

What did the third generation suddenly think of, two men who have no interest in women and hang out every day?

Autumn knife sack…

hiss--!

Think carefully!

It was also from this moment that Sandai felt that he might have to find a time to have a good chat with his good apprentice Orochimaru!

If possible, as a master, maybe he can also urge him to start a family or something. After all, as the saying goes, a teacher for a day is a father for life!

Moreover, his parents died early, and as a master, he must take the initiative to take on this responsibility!

What is a big guy doing with that bad old man in Danzo all day long?What if you pick up some new hobby that you can't listen to?

No, no, absolutely not!

……

After chatting a few words that were not nutritious, the third generation also left early, maybe for the lifelong event of his disciple or for something else.

Itachi was the second to leave, and after politely greeting Jiraiya, Gintoki, and Kakashi, he left and continued to search for the answer to the philosophical question—whether life has meaning or not.

Jiraiya also promised Gintoki with great interest that he would definitely vote for Gintoki at the Jōnin meeting, and left with a look of excitement.

In the end, there are only Gintoki and Kakashi, the cross-work brothers.

Ginshi originally wanted to try out the new machine in the casino, but just as he was about to leave, he found Kakashi standing there hesitantly, with a gesture of embarrassment to say what he wanted to say.

"how?"

"fine…"

In the end, Kakashi still failed to say that he hoped that the other party could give him some advice on his practice.

"Well, Yinsang, I'm idle today, so let's check your practice results with mercy!"

"I don't need you to check!"

"Really? Just forget it."

Yinshi picked his nostrils with his little finger, his face full of indifference, he waved his hands and was about to leave, but was called to stop by Kakashi with a troubled expression.

"You...wait a moment..."

……

The forest training ground behind Hatake's house.

Kakashi, who was out of breath, also scolded in his heart that the lazy and sloppy natural curl opposite him was a pervert!

There is only one year difference, why is the gap so big?

"Well, so-so. Keep going."

"Wait! I have a new trick!"

……

Looking at the flash of lightning that emitted tens of thousands of birdsong from Kakashi's hand, Gintoki also recognized at a glance that it was Kakashi's fame stunt in the original work, Chidori!

However, he shouldn't be able to use it without Sharingan, right?Improve cell activation, extremely fast moves, it is difficult to control without the insight ability of Sharingan.

Gintoki's guess was not wrong, Kakashi, who did not have Sharingan, could not fully control this move at this age, and was easily dodged by himself.

"hateful!"

After being dodged by Gintoki, Kakashi also cursed angrily in a low voice, just like Minato-sensei said before, his eyes couldn't keep up with his movements at all!

"Don't you know shadow clones? How about using shadow clones to make up for that shortcoming in the early stage of this move?"

After hearing Gintoki's words, Kakashi also instantly understood what Gintoki meant.

What the other party meant was to hide the shadow clones around before using Chidori.

Let the shadow clone secretly observe the movements of all enemies, and take the initiative to release the shadow clone when you use Chidori.

In this way... the message obtained by the shadow clone will be conveyed to him instantly!You can also get the movement of all enemies!

Although there may still be omissions, it can be regarded as a pretty good patch for this move at this stage.

"Other senses are also very important. If the perception of murderous aura can be made more sensitive, even if it does not rely on the shadow clone and eyes, it can still control this move."

"I see…"

Kakashi nodded. Although this big brother is unreliable, the suggestions he made are very reasonable and useful.

"Also..." As he spoke, Yinshi held up a book in his right hand, "It's better to throw away such things as soon as possible."

Looking at the book titled "How Ninjas Should Die" in Gintoki's hands, Kakashi was stunned for a moment, and finally came to his senses after touching his chest.

My book was stolen by the other party at some point!

"give me back!"

"I told you..."

Seeing the excited Kakashi, Gintoki sighed helplessly, and then said with a somewhat serious expression.

"Kakashi, instead of thinking about how to die, it's better to cheer up and live beautifully until the last moment. Remember it for me!"