Gintama's Naruto Story

Waste, really waste!

In the Hokage room, after Minato took office, Hiruzaru Sarutobi, who was the assistant and advisor of Hokage, watched the "Konoha Bathhouse Explosion Incident" handed in with a sad face and sighed.

Daishewan, his most important disciple, why did he contract Danzo's strange disease of intermittent amnesia?I lost my memory three times in a row, and each time I couldn’t remember anything for more than a month!

Fortunately, another disciple, Jiraiya, is quite sensible. Every time he hears the news about Orochimab's amnesia, he rushes back to Konoha to help him recover his memory. The bond between the two of them is really touching!

Whenever Orochimab lost his memory, Jiraiya would take the initiative to take Orochimab to drink tea with him, and even take a bath together afterwards.

No, just after drinking tea and taking a shower yesterday, Orochimaru's memory was restored!Although Konoha Bathhouse was blown up, it would be nice to restore the memory!

It's still reliable, knowing how to share worries for the teacher!It seems that if this Daishewan loses memory again in the future, there is nothing wrong with Jiraiya taking full power to deal with it!

What's more, Daishewan has learned how to drink tea after following Zilai. This progress really impresses me as a teacher!

That's right, what are you, a ninja, hanging out with old men like Danzo all day long?

At this age, it's time to find a woman in Konoha to start a family. After becoming a family and having bonds, the coldness and even ambition will change a little bit.

good!Zilai also did a good job!

"Minato, do you have a list of female ninjas in the village who are married and don't have boyfriends? Give me a copy later."

In front of Hokage's desk, the Fourth Hokage Minato, who was bent over his desk and immersed himself in his work, suddenly froze for a moment after hearing these words.

"what?"

Looking at his disciple's weird expression, Hiruzaru Sarutobi also knew that this disciple was thinking too much, but he was not annoyed, he stroked his goatee and explained with a smile.

"Minato, don't you think family is the biggest bondage to a person? Orochimaru's change started from the moment he lost his parents, so...if he has his own family, and even becomes a parent..."

Hiruzaru Sarutobi didn't say any more, but Minato already understood the meaning of the third generation, this is to let Orochimaru go on a blind date and get married!

"Although it makes sense..." Minato twitched the corners of his lips in embarrassment, "But that Oshemaru-sama might not agree..."

At this time, Hiruzaru Sarutobi slightly raised the corners of his mouth, stroked his goatee and gave a meaningful smile.

"Don't worry about this, I promise he won't have any opinions or objections!"

Orochimaru, as a teacher, this is actually for your own good!Don't blame me as a teacher afterwards!

"What?! Master Orochimaru is getting married?"

Obito who pushed the door and entered looked at Minato in shock, and then asked: "Teacher, is this true?!"

"Obito! You can't be so big or small! You should call Hokage-sama now! Also, you have to knock on the door when you come in!"

Xiaolin, who was following Obito, also pointed at Obito and reprimanded him seriously.

"Stupid, how is that possible, how could Mr. Oshemaru be interested in women?"

As the captain, Kakashi rolled his eyes, how could this kind of thing be possible, the more awesome a ninja is, the less interested he is in women, just like a ninja like Oshemaru-sama!

"Uh heh..."

Minato also smiled awkwardly, and for some reason, when he heard that Orochimaru was not interested in women, he felt a strange feeling in his heart.

But looking back at the third generation, they have a serious face.

"Minato, whether it is an ordinary person or a ninja, family is very important. Nowadays, more and more ninjas are unwilling to form a family. It is a drag. Do you think this situation is not serious? If you don't start a family, you won't understand The importance of family!"

"Speaking of which..."

Minato just smiled wryly, the strategy of the third generation was clear in his heart, nothing more than to force him to marry a wife when Orochimaru lost his memory next time.

Is this feasible?It's really big, but what should we do when Dashewan recovers his memory and the incident happens?

Maybe it will be very noisy!

After the fact that Mr. Jiraiya took Orochimaru during the amnesia period to collect materials, Mr. Jiraiya dared not go back to Konoha.

The consequences of marrying him a wife... Minato can't imagine!

"Don't worry, I will bear the consequences alone."

The third generation said so with confidence, after all, this kind of thing can basically be done as long as the rice is cooked!

"Then... well, I'll look for it..."

Minato could only respond in this way, and then looked at the three-person team who had just finished the mission and reported back, and his expression became serious: "You three, you must not spread this matter, you must treat it as a top secret and rot in your stomach inside!"

Obito also patted his chest and reassured: "Don't worry! Old... Hokage-sama! I have the strongest mouth! I will never tell anyone!"

"No... I'm most worried about you..." Minato sighed softly, then looked at Kakashi and Lin again, "Do you two understand?"

"Well, I understand!" Xiao Lin nodded, and made a promise: "I will definitely watch Obito to prevent him from talking nonsense!"

"I will try my best to make him shut up." Kakashi lazily raised his hand.

Looking at Kakashi who was in his trouser pocket and whose dead fish eyes looked more and more like someone, Minato felt very relieved.

Ever since meeting Gintoki, Minato has never underestimated any dead fish eyes!

Dead Fisheye's potential is limitless!

It can be compared with Rollan and Sharingan!

You see, although Yinshi always looks like a fool, he is always very reliable when he does things!

This Kakashi also has the demeanor of silver age!

"By the way, Kakashi, Gintoki's task of escorting the daimyo who came to Konoha for sightseeing is over today, let him submit a detailed task report as soon as possible after the task is over, and can no longer just submit a task completion report verbally like before. gone."

"Hi--"

……

In the Konoha Casino, Ginshi, who was only wearing shorts, and the Daimyo of the Fire Nation, who was only wearing a mosaic, also cursed at the guards who drove him out of the casino.

"Next time I will definitely win them all back!"

"That's right!"

It was the first time he was brought into the casino, and at the same time he lost all his money in gambling for the first time. The daimyo of the Fire Nation also imitated Yinshi's demeanor, with one hand on his hip, and the fan in the other hand pointed at the casino guard and yelled.

"I will definitely win it back! Wait for me!"

"Anyone can say big words! Let's go!"

The guard of the casino sneered at the big words of the two. Although this White Yasha is indeed very famous, but in this kind of place where luck is all about, the name of White Yasha is not very useful!

Not far away, Kakashi, who was watching all this, was also expressionless with veins throbbing on his forehead, Lin was covering his flushed face and couldn't bear to look directly at it, and Obito at the end looked at Gintoki with admiration.

Brother Yinshi's way of magnifying his words is so handsome!

hiss--

Kakashi took a deep breath, and then disappeared in an instant, and a teleportation technique came behind Gintoki!

"Where did you bastard take the daimyo?"

boom! !