Gintama's Naruto Story

Konoha Village, Orochimaru's home.

"Happy wedding."

Originally, at the moment when he saw Jiraiya, Orochimaru had already thought about what combo he should use to give the other party a big reward, but he was suddenly taken aback after hearing such a sincere blessing.

"What tricks are you playing again? Ziraiya?"

Orochimaru frowned and asked, but he didn't accept the gift from the other party, maybe there was something weird inside it!

"What kind of trick? I just want to celebrate you as a partner since I was a child. Hold it, this is the Miaomushan Brand Marriage Happiness and Longevity Lock that I finally obtained from the Immortal Hama!

Do you know Fukasaku Senjin and Shima Senjin?It is said that the two of them have not had any major marital problems for hundreds of years because of this kind of lock! "

Orochimaru was confused, but he kept his vigilance, still staring at Zilai and didn't accept the gift, this person took advantage of his amnesia to fool him to do stupid things, he knew it clearly!

This time I definitely want to play with myself!

"By the way, your expression is a bit wrong. Why do you still have this expression even when you are married? Be a little happier!"

Jiraiya also patted Orochimaru's shoulder with a smile and said grinningly, then grabbed the other's shoulder and continued with a smile.

"Speaking of which, Sannin didn't expect you, the guy who is the least likely to start a family, to be the first to start a family. I guess Tsunade would definitely want to beat you up if he knew."

Orochimaru glanced at Jiraiya's familiar hand with some disgust, but he didn't get entangled in this kind of thing, but noticed the key problem in the other party's words.

"What the hell are you talking about? What marriage?"

Seeing Dai Shewan's attitude, Zilai was also unhappy, and directly reprimanded him.

Good you Daishewan, we are all good brothers who grew up together, peed together, drank tea, pressed our feet and got materials together, so it’s okay if you hide it from others, why do you hide it from me?

"What nonsense, I'm not interested in women."

Dai Shewan said coldly, the revolution has not yet succeeded, how can he be swayed by his children's affection?Besides, I have never had feelings for women!

The few times I was taken to drink tea by Jiraiya, I don’t count because I don’t remember it!Is the self without memory still the self?That's not me!

"Okay, Orochimaru, it's spread all over the village! Just because I helped you restore your memory a few times ago, you hate me and deliberately hide it from me? Are you interested? If you don't thank me, forget it and reject me! It's dirt!"

"Ha ha…"

Orochimaru also laughed coldly, thank you?I wish I could feed you to Wan Snake right now!

Fool me to be your little brother, to help you get materials, and to go to jail for you. If a person like this dares to brazenly call him your partner and good friend, you are enough!

wait...

Orochimaru suddenly thought of something again, what happened to the whole village that Jiraiya said in his words?

It is said that although I don't go out often recently, every time I need to go out, I can indeed see people in the village talking about me.

There are also my neighbors who have hung up red lanterns before the Chinese New Year...

"Jiraiya, who told you this news?"

"Don't worry about it. Anyway, don't worry about the wedding. Although I can't guarantee Tsunade or something, I will definitely be there! By the way, while I'm still single, why don't you organize a single men's party with me after a long time? ..."

The elated Jiraiya was sent out the door by Orochimaru before he could finish his sentence!

boom!

Looking at the door that was slammed shut and locked in front of him, Ji Lai also touched his nose showing some confusion.

Why is this Orochimaru angry?

You should be happy to be married!

……

I'm getting married!

I'm the only one in the village who doesn't know!

I don't know who the bride is!

This is the conclusion that Orochimaru came to after visiting Konoha Village with the transformation technique, and at the same time, he was sure that he had been tricked by someone!

hateful!

So, that night, Orochimaru rushed into Hokage's office regardless of the obstruction!

"Minato, who is spreading the rumors?"

"Uh... hehe..."

Minato just twitched the corners of his mouth in embarrassment, and he didn't expect this kind of thing. Whoever spread the word is still under investigation.

Although one of his disciples surnamed Uchiha has serious suspicions, he can't make a conclusion without a clear investigation!

"Well, Mr. Orochimaru, maybe this kind of thing is just a prank done by someone, please don't take it to heart. If necessary, I can come forward to help you clarify."

Minato said so, and then secretly glanced at the third generation who was stroking his beard and pretending not to hear and pretending not to know anything.

The third generation is as stable as an old dog and doesn't panic at all, so what if it gets out?As long as you lose your memory next time, I will make good arrangements for you!

"Really?" Orochimaru also glanced coldly at Sarutobi Hiruzen, "It's really not that some old man who clearly gave way but still pointed at him wanted to take advantage of the time when his former disciple lost his memory. Does he arrange a family?"

Good head! !

Minato and Sandai were startled, this Obi Snake Maru really deserves to be one of Konoha Sannin, it's really smart and unstoppable!

"Hehehe, Mr. Orochimaru, what are you talking about? How could such a thing happen? How could Konoha have someone who meddles in the privacy of a ninja?"

"Better not!"

After leaving such a sentence, Orochimaru just flicked his sleeves and left, and the movement of leading the door was not a little muddled!

boom! !

……

After Orochimaru left, Sandai showed a bit of embarrassment, stroked his beard and hesitated for a long time before speaking to Minato.

"Minato, I am responsible for this matter. I accidentally said it when I was chatting with two elders a few days ago, but I clearly reminded them to keep it secret, and the patriarch of Zhuludie, I also clearly I reminded them to keep it a secret..."

Hearing this, Minato was also a little speechless.

Good guy, did you leak it out of your mouth?

I almost doubted my disciples!

Before he had time to say anything, Minato suddenly heard a knock on the door, and immediately adjusted his sitting posture.

"Come in."

squeak-

While pushing open the door and coming in, Kakashi pointed to a group of ninjas behind him, including Obito and Gintoki, and reported to Minato.

"Master Hokage, the investigation has been clear. These are the culprits who spread the news that Master Orochimaru is going to get married in the village. I brought them all for you."

Looking at the dozens of ninjas who are about the same age as Obito, Minato also feels a little pain in his head.

Is there more than one source of transmission? !