Gintama's Naruto Story

Konoha, shopping street.

With a thick bandage wrapped around his head, only two eyes exposed, holding a Zen stick and pretending to be a high-ranking monk, when he saw the rushing Orochimaru, he also coughed twice in a hurry, intending to remind himself Here comes the one who is waiting!

Wearing sunglasses, Zilai, who was also disguised as a sorcerer, also bowed with both hands, and hurriedly coughed twice to start his performance.

"Do not miss passing through!"

"The ancestral secret medicine for anti-abortion and smooth delivery!"

"There is only one left, and those who are destined will get it!"

Orochimaru, who seemed to have some urgent mission and was in a hurry, stopped suddenly after hearing Jiraiya's cries when passing by the booth of the two.

Looking at Orochimaru with a suspicious look on his face, Jiraiya was worried about being recognized in his heart, but he followed Gintoki's words and deliberately ignored Orochimaru who had stopped, holding his rosary and shaking his head.

"I can't, I can't..."

Gintoki lowered his voice, sighed and shook his head, and then stopped talking, as if he didn't care about Orochimaru at all.

Hearing this, Orochimaru frowned.

This person seems to be judging himself, meaning that he is not qualified to buy this kind of thing.

How is this different from the charlatans you usually see?

The swindlers I usually meet are always boasting about the quality of their own things, and vying to get them to buy them.

When things go wrong, there must be demons. Could it be that these two people are not charlatans?

Orochimaru stared closely at the two monks who didn't pay attention to him at all, trying to find something from their expressions.

But... a full 5 minutes passed, and the two monks didn't care about themselves or say a word to themselves!

Orochimaru, who felt more and more strange, decided to observe again, and after this observation, he found a "Secret Medicine Feedback Form" on the booth.

"Thanks to the master's secret medicine, the child is in terrible health! - Mrs. xx"

"After drinking the master's secret medicine, I even won the lottery in the shopping street! —— Mrs. xx"

"The foot odor that has plagued me for many years has been cured! The master's secret medicine is really worth the money! — Mrs. xx"

"It's great to be a predestined person! The child can speak right after birth! Thank you master! —— Mrs. xx"

……

Looking at Orochimaru who was seriously looking at the feedback one by one, Jiraiya also felt uneasy, and winked at Gintoki.

Hello!Boy, will he really be fooled by that kind of nonsense?

Received Jiraiya's wink from Ginshi and also calmly returned the wink: Calm down!If it is exposed at this time, all previous efforts will be wasted!

Looking at Yin Shi, who was staring at the big bloodshot eyes and sweating profusely at the same time, Zilai was also somewhat speechless.

It's you who should calm down!

Then, at this moment, Orochimaru, who had been immersed in the feedback of the secret medicine, finally spoke.

"What are the conditions for becoming a predestined person?"

……

About half an hour later.

I exchanged 200 million taels for a predestined person's Orochimaru, and put the legendary ancestral anti-abortion secret medicine that cannot be explained by science and the written note into the mouth of a white snake that is as thick as an arm .

After doing all this and asking White Snake to find his disciple Hongdou, Orochimaru hurried towards the entrance of the village again, as if there was some urgent task.

"That...does he have any mission?"

Seeing Orochimaru's disappearing back, Gintoki asked while removing the gauze from his head.

Jilai also took off his sunglasses and casually replied: "Probably, he said he would go out for a while in the morning or something. Let's not talk about that, hurry up and find a place to share the spoils, kid!"

As soon as the words were finished, a certain blond fourth generation appeared in front of Gintoki and Jiraiya anxiously, and asked anxiously as soon as he appeared.

"Teacher Jiraiya, Yinshi, have you two seen a pair of monks selling birth control pills for pregnant women? I heard that the two of them were still here just now!"

Jiraiya: ...

Silver Hour: ...

"Why don't you two talk? I heard that it is a very useful ancestral secret medicine! Could it be that it has been sold out? Damn it! I came here at the first time!"

Looking at the remorseful Minato, Jiraiya and Gintoki were just silent.

……

At night, in Konoha's house...in the intelligence room.

"Ahahaha! That Orochimaru would be fooled so easily, I really laughed to death! Well done boy!"

After drinking for three rounds, the alcohol was on the top, and Ji Laiye, a young lady from a poor family and a poorly dressed lady, was also grinning from ear to ear.

On the other hand, Yin Shi on the opposite side, although he was also drunk to the point of intoxication, didn't say anything and just concentrated on drinking his own wine.

"200 million, I will take the big head, you will take..."

Yinshi raised his wine glass at the right time, hiccupped and booed: "Drink and drink, we'll talk about that kind of thing when we're sober!"

"Hahaha, yes! Hey! Miss waiter, serve the wine!"

After calling the service staff to serve wine, Jiraiya also thought of something, and asked Yinshi with narrowed eyes.

"Boy, you didn't put anything bad for your health in the medicine you gave Dashe Wan?"

"How is that possible? That's just strawberry milk."

"Strawberry milk?"

"It's calcium. Calcium. Don't tell me you don't know? As long as calcium is supplemented properly, everything will be smooth sailing! The same goes for giving birth, whether it's luck or athlete's foot, everything will go smoothly!"

Jiraiya: ...

……

The next day, Zilai, who woke up in the intelligence room, also looked at the shop owner chasing after him to ask for the bill, and scolded Yin Shi for not practicing martial arts, and even left without paying the bill!

Obviously the two of them cheated Dashewan of such a large sum of money, but they didn't even pay the bill!Cheapskate!

Zilai, who was cursing, finally paid and left, and decided in his heart that after seeing Yinshi, he must chat with him about the ratio of spoils!

……

Naruto Office.

Jiraiya, who pushed open the door familiarly, opened his mouth before stepping into the Hokage room.

"Minato, where did that silver-haired kid go? I searched all over Konoha but couldn't find him."

"Silver hair? Oh, Mr. Jiraiya, you are talking about Yinshi. There is an escort mission for him, and he has already set off. If you want to find him, teacher, you may have to wait for ten days."

"what?"

Zilai was also a little dumbfounded, he left the village before seeing the other party with his own money, and... the two of them spent a lot of money yesterday!

……

Ten days!

Ji Lai also waited for ten days before Yin Shi came back at the gate of the village!

Seeing that touch of silver, Zilai couldn't wait to rush up.

"Boy! Divide up the spoils! It's time to divide up the dirt! As a senior, in line with the principle of taking care of the younger generation, what about my seven and you three?"

"Huh?" Yinshi rolled the eyes of the dead fish, and flicked off the hard black object on the little finger, "What are you talking about? By the way... who are you? Do you know Yinsang?"

Hearing this, Zilai also instantly understood that this kid wanted to steal all the dirty money!

"Hey! Don't pretend to be a fool to me! The 200 million taels we cheated Dashewan, at least half of mine! Hand it over! Hand it all over to me!"

Jiraiya shook Gintoki's shoulder vigorously, not noticing that a certain Shemaru who also returned to the village at this time listened to all his words.

"Jilaiye, what's going on?"

After hearing Orochimaru's voice behind him, Jiraiya also replied without thinking: "This is the guy who swallowed the 200 million that cheated you! Obviously I will also come out..."

Before he had time to say the word "strength", Jilai also suddenly reacted.

After a moment of silence, Jiraiya turned his head mechanically and slowly, and was ready to escape in an instant after seeing Orochimaru with an uneasy expression.

but……

Because he saw the green figure behind Orochimaru, Jiraiya also failed to seize the best time to escape, and was taken down together with Gintoki.

"Tsuna... Tsunade?"

(p: Add an update for the big-faced Miao Mimi, thank you for the [-] reward!)