Gintama's Naruto Story

Recently, Yahiko discovered a somewhat peculiar phenomenon that caused some concern.

That is in Yuyin Village, I can see some rain ninjas from time to time, dangling around with a face with a blue nose and a swollen face that looks like it has been beaten.

Of course, this is not the strangest part, what is even more strange is that these ninjas did not show any resentment.On the contrary, they all seemed happy.

I also asked a rain ninja with a bruised nose and swollen face to ask, but the other party hesitated for a long time and did not tell me the exact reason for the bruised nose and swollen face.

At present, it is only known that the injury was not caused by the mission.

As the leader of the Kingdom of Rain, he is well versed in the ideology of governing in his position, so Yahiko also quietly took this unusual phenomenon to heart.

There may be bullying among ninjas!

This is Yahiko's guess. After all, in the Land of Rain—a country where it rains more than 360 days a year, there are not many recreational activities that can relieve stress.

Commoners usually work in factories during the day, and spend the rest of their time at home with their wives and children warming up on the kang, and ninjas are similar. In personal time outside of work, the only places where you can relax are a custom shop and an izakaya.

It is also for this reason that these two stores have sprung up like mushrooms in the Land of Rain recently, and there is even a Cowherd store dedicated to female ninjas.

Of course, Yahiko has heard these things from his subordinates, and Yahiko has never been to that kind of place personally.

One is that they are too busy with work and there is no time, and the other is that if they step into that kind of shop, Yahiko's body will probably be picked up from the sea by fishermen the next day.

After all... Even if they haven't officially married yet, the relationship between Yahiko and Xiaonan has been established long ago.

As far as Xiaonan's character is concerned, if you, Yahiko, dare to go into that kind of place, you can just see if my old lady kills you.

(The author's small question: Why does the landlocked country of the Rain Country have a sea? I hope you can answer it.)

In short, most of the ninjas in this country are in a state of being unable to vent their inner pressure when they have no tasks, so bullying among ninjas is also very likely!

Yahiko even guessed that it might be a premeditated and organized bullying!Because they couldn't vent the pressure accumulated in their hearts, they organized and premeditated violence against some ninjas to release their inner pressure!

Looking at those Aminin who usually don't have any entertainment activities, but often have a refreshing face, Yahiko is also more certain about his guess.

Maybe most of the rain ninjas participated in this kind of bullying!

After thinking about it, Yahiko, who felt that he could no longer ignore this kind of thing, also made a decision. He wanted to sneak into the group of Urenin himself to find out the truth of the matter and find out who organized it!

……

Yahiko, who used the transformation technique to turn into a face of Urenin, found a bullying scene where ninja bullying was taking place in a corner of Yuyin Village after just 10 minutes of searching!

The bullied ninja didn't say a word, just let three or five ninjas punch and kick one after another without hurting the flesh!

After watching for about 5 minutes, Yahiko, who really couldn't stand it anymore, stood up, but before he could speak to stop him, Urenin, who seemed to have some qualifications, spoke first.

"Cut! This kid is really lucky, and there is another one! Hey, that newcomer, come together."

"Huh?" Yahiko was taken aback.

A few minutes later, under Yahiko's insinuation, he finally figured out the truth of the bullying phenomenon.

Similarly, after learning the so-called truth, Yahiko was a little dumbfounded.This is bullying rather than some kind of unwritten rule between Yuren.

As long as Yuren gets married or has a child, he will take the initiative to stand up and let the ninja who is familiar with him beat him up, and accept the red envelope after the beating is over.

It is the same operation when the assailant gets married or has a child.It looked more like bullying than some kind of blessing between acquaintances.

I heard that this was started by a group of rain ninjas in the old days of Yuyin Village in order to properly relieve the pressure that had no place to release.

After so many years of development and changes, it has gradually become a hidden rule of Urenin.

If you want to be happy, you must first be beaten by an acquaintance!

Because one is willing to fight and the other is willing to suffer, Yahiko still didn't reveal his identity and didn't stop him in the end. He just felt that the ninja who was beaten by fat smiled when he received the red envelope at the end. It really deserves a beating.

Of course, Yahiko was also a little emotional.

——It turns out that this country, including the people, has been raining all year round, and there is such a smile and friendship in the dark like a sunny day.

"In the past, I beat up acquaintances and friends who are much more than the acquaintances who beat me now."

Hearing the soft sigh of the beaten ninja, Yahiko also instantly understood what it meant, which meant that some of the other party's friends and acquaintances were...gone.

"Obviously I still owe them a beating..."

Hearing this, Yahiko was silent for two seconds and then raised his head to look at the rainy sky, lamenting in his heart that everyone in this country is actually yearning for peace and simple happiness, and at the same time deeply feels that he has a great responsibility.

Bang!

Yahiko who had lifted the transformation technique, under the dumbfoundedness of several ninjas, said a word with a lot of emotion, which made them even more at a loss.

"So, how about letting me participate?"

“……纳尼？！！”xn

……

"...Xiao Nan, believe it or not, this is the reason why my wallet is empty! The reason why my wallet is empty is definitely not because I went to that kind of shop secretly! It was used as gift money!"

Late at night, in the bedroom.

Looking at Xiaonan who was holding a long whip in front of him, although Yahiko panicked a lot, he still pretended to be calm.

"Yahiko, do you think my mother will believe you when you make up such a reason? Go to hell now!"

Seeing Xiaonan approaching him step by step, Yahiko was completely panicked, and hurriedly defended himself.

"Wait, wait! This is really true! I really didn't lie to you! Ah——!"

……

It was early morning, and Yahiko, who comforted the queen, came to the window alone, looking out the dark window with emotion.

Hearing the familiar sound of rustling and rain also slowly pulled Yahiko's thoughts to the most carefree and happy three years in his life.

At the same time, I made up my mind that I must work hard to let everyone in this country have the opportunity to obtain the simplest but satisfying happiness that I had ever had at that time!

Gui Sansan...

……

Snow Country, Fenghua City.

Outside the city, in a vast snow field, there are two rare animals in the ninja world named snow cats that can only be seen in the snow country, licking each other's snow-white wet hair.

The snow cat, a feline that looks like both a cat and a fox, is extremely hardy.It feeds mainly on fish and can hunt in ice water like a penguin.

And on the side, not far from the snow cat, there are three "snowmen" standing very naturally...

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