Gintama's Naruto Story

For the sake of caution, the guest room arranged by Feng Hua Nu Tao for Gui is extremely far away from his own bedroom.

In the huge mansion, Gui's guest room and Fenghua Nutao's residence are at both ends of the diagonal.

And not only that, Gui's guest room in the corner was also tightly surrounded by the dormitories of the patrolling soldiers.

The purpose is that if the opponent has any turmoil, they can attack directly, or even if they can't win, they can create a chance for Feng Hua Nu Tao to escape.

At three o'clock in the morning, Fuxue came to Guimen on swaying catwalks. After sorting out his expression a little, he raised his hand and gently knocked on the door.

dong dong——

squeak-

[What is the girl doing? 】

Elizabeth who opened the door held up a white wooden sign.

Looking at the strange white mysterious creature that he had seen today, Fubuki, who already knew that the other party was communicating with people through a white wooden sign, also smiled with his index finger on his lips.

"Is that Mr. Gui there?"

[Why are you looking for Mr. Gui? 】Elizabeth switches the wooden sign.

"Of course I'm coming..."

Before finishing the three words "send warmth", Fuxue heard Gui's voice from inside the room.

"Don't be rude! Elizabeth! The girl came to the door of the man's room late at night behind everyone's back. There is no need to ask why!"

Hearing this, Chuuxue also scolded a hooligan in his heart. This Mr. Gui looks serious, but he is also a full-fledged old bully who can say this!

Then, Chuuxue saw Gui, who was holding her arms, approaching the door step by step.

[Sorry, Mr. Gui. 】Elizabeth held up the wooden sign and bowed her head in apology.

"Sorry, girl, although I have taught him many times, Elizabeth is still a little ignorant of the world. I am here to apologize to you on his behalf."

"No...it's fine."

Fuxue reluctantly twitched the corner of her mouth, then deliberately lifted her small buttocks wrapped in tight leather pants, and licked her lips very seductively.

"Mr. Gui, little girl, I..."

"Stop talking, I know."

Seeing the graceful figure deliberately posed by the other party, Gui interrupted the other party with a serious nod, and then reached into the spacious sleeves to dig out.

In the next second, looking at the small note that Gui secretly stuffed in his hand, Fubuki also looked confused, and just about to ask, Gui came over.

"The secret formula, taken after meals, once in the morning and at night, can effectively relieve constipation. And, don't worry, I will never tell others that you are actually troubled by constipation."

Looking at the formula for treating constipation in his hand, Fubuki was silent for a long time, until Gui retreated to the room and closed the door before finally reacting.

dong dong!

"No! You made a mistake! Mr. Gui! The little girl didn't come here for the secret formula to treat constipation! After all, I don't have constipation at all! Listen to me! Mr. Gui—"

squeak-

Gui, who opened the door again, looked at the anxious Fuxue in front of him, and shook his head with a wry smile as if thinking of something.

"I'm sorry, girl, I didn't think it through and didn't notice."

Hearing the sound, Fuxue breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that the other party didn't seem hopeless, and at the same time quickly adjusted his state and put on a charming posture.

"Mr. Gui, I'm actually here..."

Before he finished speaking, he was about to raise his foot and prepare to make an unexpected post with Gui, causing the other party to lose control of Fuxue, who wanted to charge the horse, when he was interrupted by Gui again and was stuffed again. note.

"Although hemorrhoids are a bit difficult to cure, as long as you have this secret formula and regular meals and rest, you can guarantee that there will never be a recurrence! Of course, the girl can still rest assured that I, Gui Xiaotaro, will not tell anyone!"

Looking at the secret recipe for hemorrhoids in his hands, Fubuki's entire face couldn't help but twitched, and after two seconds of silence, he also complained fiercely in his heart.

What's going on with this person's brain circuit!

He really doesn't know why the woman quietly came to the man's room late at night?Could he be an idiot?

How could it be for such a thing!Then again, how did he figure it out!I can't understand his brain circuit at all!

"Then, good night."

"Ah, good night..."

Fubuki replied subconsciously, but immediately reacted, and excitedly stopped Gui who was about to close the door.

"Wait! It's not like this! I don't have hemorrhoids anymore! Mr. Gui! Wait a minute!"

Hearing this, seeing the anxious face of the other party, Gui also woke up in an instant, widened his eyes, and murmured as if he had suddenly realized.

"Is that so? It turns out... so it's like this!" Gui also put his hand into his sleeve once again, "Girl, don't worry, even though I'm a man, I used to be with you When Taifu May was chatting, I also heard from the other party a secret formula for treating dysmenorrhea that the other party used..."

At this time, Chuuxue, who felt that she had been being teased by the other party, couldn't help it, and complained desperately.

"It's not dysmenorrhea either! What's the matter with your head? Why do you think I came to you because of such boring things! No! It's not constipation, hemorrhoids, or dysmenorrhea! By the way, are you How did you tell?!"

"Huh?" Gui was taken aback, and then he explained in a serious manner, "Of course it's because of the posture this girl just made, which looks like there is something wrong with the Chrysanthemum area."

"That's just to lure..."

Fubuki clenched her fists and gritted her teeth authentically, but then realized that she almost slipped her tongue, so she stopped quickly and changed the subject.

"In short! Let's not talk about constipation and hemorrhoids, so what happened to the last dysmenorrhea? Why would a man think that I came to you because of that kind of thing!"

"Do you still need to ask?"

Gui took it for granted, and then took the initiative to open the door and stepped out of the room to the outside. He raised his head and looked at the almost never-stop snow in this country with emotion.

"I have also fought side by side with some female comrades in arms, so I have some understanding of which season is the most difficult for women. Living in a country with such seasons all year round, it must be painful in a sense, right?"

Seeing Gui who said such words with some emotion in a calm manner, Fuxue blinked unconsciously, and then began to be dazed.

girls...

This is an extremely distant term for female ninjas in the Snow Country.

Since ancient times, ninjas have been just tools for "employers", and gender has no meaning at all. Both ninjas and employers think so.

- A ninja is just a tool, not a person.

Thinking of this, Fubuki gritted her teeth, raised her head and retorted with a serious expression.

"You are too naive, a ninja is just a tool! Men or women are meaningless at all! Besides, I have already given up all these things!"

"Really? Then why are you crying?"

"I do not…"

Fubuki retorted subconsciously, but immediately felt some warm liquid slipping down from his face, and was inexplicably taken aback.

"You are wrong. Whether it is a ninja or a samurai, they are not pure tools. They are living people who can cry, laugh, be sad, and be happy!"

Seeing Gui's serious expression, in the end, Fubuki also felt a sore nose, and lowered his head to suppress his crying, sobbing softly.

Seeing Fuxue who was wiping tears that couldn't stop, Gui's expression gradually softened, and then he looked into the distance again, and sighed softly.

"Look, it's usually ordinary girls who cry like this."

Hearing this, Fuxue could no longer control her emotions, her tear glands collapsed...