[Douluo+Jian San] I became a fucking pig's foot
Chapter 216 Chapter 216
No one knows how fucked up the seventh elder's heart is at this moment.
After Lian Jiu appeared, his mental journey was like this.
[When did the sect master know such a frivolous and dissolute woman? 】
Elderly people prefer those who are gentle, humble, good wives and loving mothers. For example, the face of Blue Silver Emperor is a favorite of the elders, but the inner core of Mitang is violent and choking.Ever since he met her, the seventh elder's blood pressure was on the verge of bursting.
If Mi Tang can trick uninformed people into thinking she is a good wife and mother without opening her mouth, then Lian Jiu is at the other extreme.
No matter how tightly she is wrapped, people will think that she is the reincarnation of a vixen. Her eyes are full of charm, and her gaze is full of temptation. Coupled with her graceful and enchanting figure and her cool and bold attire, the seventh elder It's hard to give a passing impression score.
Later, the sect leader Tang Xiao pushed Lian Jiu away, and Lian Jiu asked a series of questions, and the seventh elder's mind changed again.
[...It turns out that he is a man who climbs the dragon and the phoenix...But at such an old age, the sect leader really needs to wake up and cannot stay alone forever. 】
When Lianjiu summoned two spiritual snakes, he showed off his true titled Douluo aura.
[…It doesn’t seem that serious. Besides, there are more and more weird costumes in the soul master world, and the atmosphere among soul masters is open again... The little girl looks pretty good, she has talent and looks, but I don’t know how old she is... ...and worthy of being a sect leader...]
When Lian Jiu and Mi Tang confront each other, and Tang Xiao from another world appears, the seventh elder feels as bad as if he knocked over the five-flavor bottle.
[...It is Tang Xiao that people are interested in, but not this Tang Xiao of mine. Is it embarrassing or irritating? 】
[I’m really pissed off! 】
[What’s wrong with my sect leader? Why is it so difficult that no one wants him? 】
When he thought about it, it was not that no one wanted the sect master, but that the sect master was thinking about the Blue Silver Emperor and refused to want anyone else. The seventh elder became even more angry.
Why do I only love the Blue Silver Emperor...
The fact that Tang Xiao from this other world can find someone else means that he must be the Blue Silver Emperor, so he should find someone to get out of singles!
The sect leader Tang Xiao ate a few chopsticks and couldn't ignore the resentful and complicated looks from the seventh elder.
He said helplessly: "Uncle Qi, what's wrong with you?"
Qi Changhu looked sulky: "Look at me, look at you, I'm so angry!"
He had to take everything that happened today to Tang Xiao's father's grave, who died long ago, and talk about it properly.
Sect leader Tang Xiao: "..."
The seventh elder was still angry: "Are you noble this year?"
Sect leader Tang Xiao said: "72..."
Isn't this something everyone knows?
The seventh elder said angrily: "Oh, you also know that you are 72 years old. I thought you thought you were only 27."
Sect leader Tang Xiao: "..."
Ordinary people have a lifespan of sixty to eighty years. It is not a problem for middle and low-level soul masters to live to be a hundred years old. High-level soul masters such as Soul Emperors and Soul Saints can also live to be one hundred and thirty-four years old. As for Soul Douluo or even Titled Douluo, the lifespan is Generally close to 72 years old.Tang Xiao is now 96 years old, with a soul power of level 97, and is on his way to reaching level 99. If nothing unexpected happens, he can even become a level [-] peak Douluo like his grandfather Tang Chen.
With this kind of strength, he can live to be three to five hundred years old.
How old is 72?
Considering that except for Ning Fengzhi, who was a Soul Douluo, the others at this table were all titled Douluo, so the conversation between the seventh elder and the sect leader Tang Xiao was naturally heard by others.Everyone's expressions were complicated, and their eyes wandered back and forth between the sect leader Tang Xiao and his eldest brother Tang Xiao. The latter was helping the beauty next to him pick out fish bones without paying any attention.Lian Jiu, on the other hand, looked at him with a half-smile, feeling a little uncomfortable being stared at for so long.
Everyone had their own thoughts, and the meal was a bit boring.
They also realized what was going on, so they found an excuse to leave when it was over, leaving space for four brothers and sisters-in-law from another world.
Mi Tang held little Tang Jin and counted the gifts she received today. Tang Hao got up and cleared the table. Tang Xiao also took the initiative to help.
Lian Jiu teased little Tang Jin when she had nothing to do.
Finally, Mi Tang couldn't hold it back any longer: "What's going on with you, brother?"
Her interaction with Lian Jiu was limited to playing dungeons together back then, so they didn't know much about them.
Mi Tang is a PVP human-headed dog who is addicted to money, has a bad face, and likes krypton gold. Lian Jiu is the PVE boss Ou Huang. He can start a group by himself. Although he is not a first-line land reclamation group, he can still be in the first wave of dungeons. After being weakened, the latest dungeon is available for all players. She has sharp command and top-notch skills. She has a sweet voice and a bad temper... Yes, Lian Jiu has a bad temper. Many actors will even be yelled at if they join her group.
Mi Tang knew that there was an actor player who had a psychological shadow caused by her. From then on, she became an A in PVE and embarked on the path of a small fighter in the PVP camp.
Lian Jiu said: "What else can happen? It's just like that. It can only be said to be fate."
When Mi Tang and three others ambushed Qian Xunji, something went wrong, causing turbulence in time and space. Mi Tang and Tang Hao were drawn into the Douluo Continent in parallel time and space, while Tang Xiao was drawn into a strange world.He met Lian Jiu there, and they became familiar with her after two visits.
Lian Jiu asked Mi Tang again: "What about you? How did you travel through time?"
Mi Tang's face darkened when he heard this: "When I was on the offensive and defensive in the Valley of Evil, I was beaten to death by Hao Qi on the road to Fei Xiao Shaolin."
Lian Jiu was surprised: "You came out of the two realms of Yin and Yang?"
African chiefs also have adventures in the Yin and Yang worlds?
Mi Tang pouted: "If I hadn't been holding my son, I would have beaten you to let you see the violence of PVP!"
What happened to the African chiefs?
Did the African chief eat your order?
Why are non-chiefs not worthy of Yin and Yang?
Lian Jiu smiled and said, "You may not be able to beat me."
Mi Tang snorted and continued: "This is the first unique adventure of Jiansan in many years. Aren't I too excited? I accidentally knocked over the water glass on the computer table and got an inexplicable electric shock... It probably didn't happen like that. When I woke up, Come here, I will be in Douluo Continent... Douluo Continent, do you know? The one I am holding in my arms is the male protagonist. Did you see the shining male protagonist halo on his head? "
Lian Jiu silently looked at the little dumpling with sparse fetal hair.
She looks cute, but there's nothing special about her.
"What about you? How did you travel through time?" Mi Tang asked Lianjiu.
Lian Jiu's face looked a bit foul: "...Staying up late may be due to sudden death."
After hearing this, Mi Tang couldn't help but sigh: "As long as it comes, let's live in peace. From now on, we will be sisters-in-law. I never thought of it before."
[You sent a team invitation to Lianjiu]
Lian Jiu heard [Mitang has sent you a team invitation].
"Sister Poison, let's make copies and grow mushrooms together from now on."
Mi Tang smiled brightly and stretched out her right hand towards Lian Jiu.
The greatest happiness of the African Emirates is holding the European Emperor's thigh.
"When you are in the team, I always feel that I will never see a level 110 orange weapon in this life..." Lian Jiu teased as if it was true.
【Lian Jiu joins the team】
Mi Tang pouted: "Who said that? I, Xi and Huang Yu, have already made it."
Diligence can make up for weakness, sincerity will not deceive me.
Lian Jiu said something critical: "The Gui Xu Xuan Jing used by Xi and Huang Yu is made of fragments, right? Have you ever seen a whole piece of iron?"
Have you ever seen a whole piece of iron...
Have you ever seen a whole piece of iron...
Have you ever seen a whole big...
Have you seen the whole piece...
Have you seen the whole...
have you seen……
See you...
you……
Brother Tang Xiao, who was cleaning up, heard Mi Tang's furious voice coming from outside.
"Everyone is destined to die and the Emperor of Europe needs a little help - Sword! Break! Void! Void!"
After Lian Jiu appeared, his mental journey was like this.
[When did the sect master know such a frivolous and dissolute woman? 】
Elderly people prefer those who are gentle, humble, good wives and loving mothers. For example, the face of Blue Silver Emperor is a favorite of the elders, but the inner core of Mitang is violent and choking.Ever since he met her, the seventh elder's blood pressure was on the verge of bursting.
If Mi Tang can trick uninformed people into thinking she is a good wife and mother without opening her mouth, then Lian Jiu is at the other extreme.
No matter how tightly she is wrapped, people will think that she is the reincarnation of a vixen. Her eyes are full of charm, and her gaze is full of temptation. Coupled with her graceful and enchanting figure and her cool and bold attire, the seventh elder It's hard to give a passing impression score.
Later, the sect leader Tang Xiao pushed Lian Jiu away, and Lian Jiu asked a series of questions, and the seventh elder's mind changed again.
[...It turns out that he is a man who climbs the dragon and the phoenix...But at such an old age, the sect leader really needs to wake up and cannot stay alone forever. 】
When Lianjiu summoned two spiritual snakes, he showed off his true titled Douluo aura.
[…It doesn’t seem that serious. Besides, there are more and more weird costumes in the soul master world, and the atmosphere among soul masters is open again... The little girl looks pretty good, she has talent and looks, but I don’t know how old she is... ...and worthy of being a sect leader...]
When Lian Jiu and Mi Tang confront each other, and Tang Xiao from another world appears, the seventh elder feels as bad as if he knocked over the five-flavor bottle.
[...It is Tang Xiao that people are interested in, but not this Tang Xiao of mine. Is it embarrassing or irritating? 】
[I’m really pissed off! 】
[What’s wrong with my sect leader? Why is it so difficult that no one wants him? 】
When he thought about it, it was not that no one wanted the sect master, but that the sect master was thinking about the Blue Silver Emperor and refused to want anyone else. The seventh elder became even more angry.
Why do I only love the Blue Silver Emperor...
The fact that Tang Xiao from this other world can find someone else means that he must be the Blue Silver Emperor, so he should find someone to get out of singles!
The sect leader Tang Xiao ate a few chopsticks and couldn't ignore the resentful and complicated looks from the seventh elder.
He said helplessly: "Uncle Qi, what's wrong with you?"
Qi Changhu looked sulky: "Look at me, look at you, I'm so angry!"
He had to take everything that happened today to Tang Xiao's father's grave, who died long ago, and talk about it properly.
Sect leader Tang Xiao: "..."
The seventh elder was still angry: "Are you noble this year?"
Sect leader Tang Xiao said: "72..."
Isn't this something everyone knows?
The seventh elder said angrily: "Oh, you also know that you are 72 years old. I thought you thought you were only 27."
Sect leader Tang Xiao: "..."
Ordinary people have a lifespan of sixty to eighty years. It is not a problem for middle and low-level soul masters to live to be a hundred years old. High-level soul masters such as Soul Emperors and Soul Saints can also live to be one hundred and thirty-four years old. As for Soul Douluo or even Titled Douluo, the lifespan is Generally close to 72 years old.Tang Xiao is now 96 years old, with a soul power of level 97, and is on his way to reaching level 99. If nothing unexpected happens, he can even become a level [-] peak Douluo like his grandfather Tang Chen.
With this kind of strength, he can live to be three to five hundred years old.
How old is 72?
Considering that except for Ning Fengzhi, who was a Soul Douluo, the others at this table were all titled Douluo, so the conversation between the seventh elder and the sect leader Tang Xiao was naturally heard by others.Everyone's expressions were complicated, and their eyes wandered back and forth between the sect leader Tang Xiao and his eldest brother Tang Xiao. The latter was helping the beauty next to him pick out fish bones without paying any attention.Lian Jiu, on the other hand, looked at him with a half-smile, feeling a little uncomfortable being stared at for so long.
Everyone had their own thoughts, and the meal was a bit boring.
They also realized what was going on, so they found an excuse to leave when it was over, leaving space for four brothers and sisters-in-law from another world.
Mi Tang held little Tang Jin and counted the gifts she received today. Tang Hao got up and cleared the table. Tang Xiao also took the initiative to help.
Lian Jiu teased little Tang Jin when she had nothing to do.
Finally, Mi Tang couldn't hold it back any longer: "What's going on with you, brother?"
Her interaction with Lian Jiu was limited to playing dungeons together back then, so they didn't know much about them.
Mi Tang is a PVP human-headed dog who is addicted to money, has a bad face, and likes krypton gold. Lian Jiu is the PVE boss Ou Huang. He can start a group by himself. Although he is not a first-line land reclamation group, he can still be in the first wave of dungeons. After being weakened, the latest dungeon is available for all players. She has sharp command and top-notch skills. She has a sweet voice and a bad temper... Yes, Lian Jiu has a bad temper. Many actors will even be yelled at if they join her group.
Mi Tang knew that there was an actor player who had a psychological shadow caused by her. From then on, she became an A in PVE and embarked on the path of a small fighter in the PVP camp.
Lian Jiu said: "What else can happen? It's just like that. It can only be said to be fate."
When Mi Tang and three others ambushed Qian Xunji, something went wrong, causing turbulence in time and space. Mi Tang and Tang Hao were drawn into the Douluo Continent in parallel time and space, while Tang Xiao was drawn into a strange world.He met Lian Jiu there, and they became familiar with her after two visits.
Lian Jiu asked Mi Tang again: "What about you? How did you travel through time?"
Mi Tang's face darkened when he heard this: "When I was on the offensive and defensive in the Valley of Evil, I was beaten to death by Hao Qi on the road to Fei Xiao Shaolin."
Lian Jiu was surprised: "You came out of the two realms of Yin and Yang?"
African chiefs also have adventures in the Yin and Yang worlds?
Mi Tang pouted: "If I hadn't been holding my son, I would have beaten you to let you see the violence of PVP!"
What happened to the African chiefs?
Did the African chief eat your order?
Why are non-chiefs not worthy of Yin and Yang?
Lian Jiu smiled and said, "You may not be able to beat me."
Mi Tang snorted and continued: "This is the first unique adventure of Jiansan in many years. Aren't I too excited? I accidentally knocked over the water glass on the computer table and got an inexplicable electric shock... It probably didn't happen like that. When I woke up, Come here, I will be in Douluo Continent... Douluo Continent, do you know? The one I am holding in my arms is the male protagonist. Did you see the shining male protagonist halo on his head? "
Lian Jiu silently looked at the little dumpling with sparse fetal hair.
She looks cute, but there's nothing special about her.
"What about you? How did you travel through time?" Mi Tang asked Lianjiu.
Lian Jiu's face looked a bit foul: "...Staying up late may be due to sudden death."
After hearing this, Mi Tang couldn't help but sigh: "As long as it comes, let's live in peace. From now on, we will be sisters-in-law. I never thought of it before."
[You sent a team invitation to Lianjiu]
Lian Jiu heard [Mitang has sent you a team invitation].
"Sister Poison, let's make copies and grow mushrooms together from now on."
Mi Tang smiled brightly and stretched out her right hand towards Lian Jiu.
The greatest happiness of the African Emirates is holding the European Emperor's thigh.
"When you are in the team, I always feel that I will never see a level 110 orange weapon in this life..." Lian Jiu teased as if it was true.
【Lian Jiu joins the team】
Mi Tang pouted: "Who said that? I, Xi and Huang Yu, have already made it."
Diligence can make up for weakness, sincerity will not deceive me.
Lian Jiu said something critical: "The Gui Xu Xuan Jing used by Xi and Huang Yu is made of fragments, right? Have you ever seen a whole piece of iron?"
Have you ever seen a whole piece of iron...
Have you ever seen a whole piece of iron...
Have you ever seen a whole big...
Have you seen the whole piece...
Have you seen the whole...
have you seen……
See you...
you……
Brother Tang Xiao, who was cleaning up, heard Mi Tang's furious voice coming from outside.
"Everyone is destined to die and the Emperor of Europe needs a little help - Sword! Break! Void! Void!"
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