Doctor Hydra in American manga

People say that the spring breeze in February is like scissors, but in fact the wind is biting in Austria in February, and most of the weather is cloudy and sleet.

Not to mention in the Alps at an altitude of more than 5000 meters.

The strong wind whipped up snowflakes as sharp as knives, which kept beating on the glass of Kaufman Castle, making a tinkling sound.

The inside of the castle was not affected at all.

John Schmidt has received accurate information that the legendary lost sacred object of the Nordic gods, the Cosmic Cube, is in Norway.

This was something that he and the Head of State had always been thinking about, so they headed to Norway alone with a team of escorts.

Dr. Arnim Zola is leading a large group of scientific researchers to step up the debugging of the energy converter. According to Schmidt's telegram, he has obtained the Cosmic Cube and is on his way back.

This is all the information that Jozi has gathered from the guards in the past few days since he traveled through time. However, the smoke of war and the heat in the castle have nothing to do with Jozi.

At this time, he was wearing an M36 uniform that didn't fit well, and a red cross sleeve on his right arm. He was pushing a medical trolley and walking inside the mechanical-style castle.

Pulling the mask hanging on his chin, Jozi pushed open a room with a red cross logo and pushed the cart in.

This is the third day that he has traveled here. He is a military doctor, and now he is about to perform a hemorrhoid removal operation on Schmidt's mistress, Anna Leya.

"Dr. Joz, you're here!"

With the sound of pushing the door open, Marlene Leli, the original nurse in the operating room, enthusiastically greeted her. She took the cart from Jozi's hand and began to set up the operation site.

Jozi simply catered and said.

"Isn't Miss Anna here yet?"

As he spoke, he walked straight to the sterile cleaning pool aside and started cleaning from his hands to his arms.

Although this is World War II, as an important German fortress, the various facilities are still very comprehensive.

After arranging the things on her hands, Marlene also walked over to Jozi and started cleaning his arm. In this operation, she was an assistant and was responsible for handing tools to Jozi.

While a hemorrhoidectomy wouldn't be considered dangerous in modern times, this was Europe during World War II.

At this time, there was no suitable treatment method for hemorrhoids in Europe. According to the history of the development of hemorrhoids in Europe that Jozi studied in college, Europeans were full of evil ways to fight hemorrhoids.

The first thing is to pray devoutly, for which they also created a god, an Irish monk - Saint Fiac.

When you have hemorrhoids, it's likely that you've been cursed by Saint Fiac.

But this kind of prayer did not make people suffering from hemorrhoids healed, so more perverted operations appeared.

Bleed and pull out the nails.

Or you can hang the patient upside down and use gravity to let the hemorrhoids go back. This operation unexpectedly ensures curative effect and stimulation, and takes into account the ups and downs of mood.

There is also a method of using a red-hot iron needle - a hemorrhoid remover, which allows the doctor to perform physical surgeries. If the needle splashes out, the disease cannot be cured.This is still the treatment of nobles, if civilians understand it.

The operation that left Jozi most speechless was cutting off the hemorrhoids with a sharp knife and then burning them with a hot iron. The magical Europeans also named this method "scorching technique".

By the way, are all Europeans made of iron?

You may not guess that the celebrity who suffered the most from hemorrhoids was Napoleon.

At the Battle of Waterloo, he was unable to ride a horse to command the battle due to recurring hemorrhoids, which was also an important reason for his failure.

So when Jozy learned that Marlene planned to use a hemorrhoid remover to treat Anna, everyone was dumbfounded. The key is that he needs to play.

It was a red-hot needle. What if it hurt too much and the other person sprayed it? Even the beautiful Anna Leya couldn't accept being sprayed all over him.

So Qiaozi arranged this hemorrhoidectomy surgery. Fortunately, he studied this in college, otherwise he would have been stuck in Bengbu.

"Miss Anna was resting after having an enema last night. I had someone notify her just now."

After washing, the two of them hung their hands in the air to let them dry automatically.

"That's good. The only thing I'm worried about now is that Miss Anna didn't fill the enema completely." As he said that, Jozi showed a worried look.

As if thinking of Jozi's worries, Marlene chuckled and said, "Don't worry, Doctor Jozi, Miss Anna doesn't want to cause that kind of scandalous accident. She drank two bottles of laxatives."

After hearing Marlene's words, Jozi felt relieved.

"Gez~~" The door opened, and a young lady wearing surgical clothes walked in slowly with a blushing face.

"Dr. Joze!"

The glutinous voice combined with the plump figure hit Jozi's heart hard. No wonder Schmidt would take her as his mistress.

"Miss Anna."

Qiaozi said hello and then said: "I feel sorry for you. Since there is no corresponding equipment, you need to lie on the bed."

After saying that, Jozi and Marlene stepped aside, revealing the operating bed behind them.

Hearing Jozi's words, Anna came over with a blushing face and lay on the operating bed with her hands pressed against the quilt in a chest-and-knee surgery position.

Anna's face seemed to be steaming when she felt Jozi undo the straps of the surgical gown from behind, especially the physical touch of Dr. Jozi while injecting anesthesia.

'This is too shameful, like a chicken on the chopping board. '

To be honest, this was also the first time for Qiaozi to perform hemorrhoidectomy on a girl. During college, he had performed hemorrhoidectomy on boys. He felt disgusted and disgusted, and he was not as excited as he was now.

After untying the straps, Jozi injected three injections of anesthetic around Anna's hemorrhoids. Her hemorrhoids were not serious and only required local anesthesia.

"The operation can begin."

As soon as Jozi finished speaking, Anna lost control of the hemorrhoids, and her nervousness and shyness slowly disappeared.

Anyway, Dr. Jozi is so handsome and strong, so it doesn't matter if he sees him.

Thinking of this, Anna's mind flashed back to Schmidt who had been injected with the super soldier serum. The side effects of the unfinished serum not only turned him into the Red Skull, but also made him... severely weakened.

Without exercise, wouldn’t hemorrhoids just happen?

"Miss Anna, as far as I know, the army's schedule and diet are very regular, and it is difficult to get hemorrhoids. How did you get this disease?"

Ana was stunned. Was this asking her? How could she still hear talking under anesthesia.

"This is a semi-anesthetized surgery. Of course you can hear me."

Jozi was busy with the work at hand while talking to Miss Anna.

Their teacher once told them that chatting with the patient during surgery can effectively relieve the patient's emotions and is beneficial to the entire operation.

"Did Miss Anna not exercise well?"

As soon as she heard the word exercise, Anna's face turned red again after she calmed down, and her voice was hesitant.

'Hey, don't talk about such strange topics to my hemorrhoids, it's very social. '

If Anna was also a person in the 21st century, she would definitely complain crazily in her heart.

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