[One Piece] About me, a sea elf running rampant on the sea

You were sitting in a pocket-sized bottle filled with seawater, and the tip of your tail swayed slightly as Nami walked, holding the bottle.

Next to him, Luffy, who was still trying to get the bottle, was jumping up and down next to Nami.

"Nami - get it for me, get it for me -"

"No!" Nami glared at him and leaned the bottle containing you against her chest. "Leave it to you and something will happen within ten minutes!"

"What does it matter? Thea is on our ship!" Luffy yelled and rushed over.

"Do you think the people on your ship are magical creatures that will never be killed by you?! If you say no, you can't!" Nami kicked him in the face.

How it ended up like this has to start a few hours ago.

After you angrily used a big wave to dren Luffy into a drowned rat, and used your tail to slap Sanji twice in the face, who was spitting nosebleeds and trying to pounce, you finally calmed down and interacted with these strange people. human conversation.

"My name is Siaf, and she is the only sea elf currently." You exposed half of your body from the water, which is the basic etiquette for talking to others, "Be grateful, stupid humans, you are the first to see My real person."

"Oh, hello, I'm Luffy, and I'm the man who wants to become the Pirate King!" He quickly forgot about what happened just now, and Luffy sat on the beach very close to you with a smile. "So you have never had any friends before. No wonder you have such a bad temper!" (This is how I was chatted to death)

"what?"

Your expression gradually becomes ferocious after being accurately stepped on.

Will sea elves have friends?

how could it be possible.

For more than ten years, you have been wandering around, blowing bubbles everywhere, occasionally catching fish and nibbling, but just looking for similar species.

You've asked about the lantern fish king who lives in the deep sea, you've asked about the giant octopus that has completed a circumnavigation of the world, and you've asked about the various Neptune species that happen to bump into you while wandering around.

The answers I got never changed——

In this boundless ocean, there is only you, the only sea elf.

There is no other creature like you.

"Asshole!" you said angrily.

To be honest, the fact that this conversation didn't end with Luffy's extremely hateful mouth is a sign of great respect to them.

"Your name is so strange!"

After enjoying the sea bath again, Luffy seemed to have activated some kind of invincible damage-free buff, and became very interested in you. The output from his mouth was wave after wave, which made Zolonami watch from the side to prevent accidents. A burst of sweat.

(Zoro: Hey, who agreed with Luffy to negotiate?!)

(Nami: Do you think anyone would agree?)

(Usopp: That guy rushed up just because he was the captain! Damn it, I want to be the captain too!)

(Nami: I always feel that things will get really bad if this continues. Sanji, stop the nosebleed!)

(Sanji: Okay, Ms. Nami~~But pfft--the sea elf has a good figure--)

(Zoron: Hey, don’t spray the nosebleed on me, you bastard perverted cook!)

"What are you talking about, an idiot human without any sense of beauty or art?" You widened your eyes, feeling that all these years of temper came out today, "As a seaelf, my name is Siaf. theaf) what’s the problem?!”

"But this name is really hard to pronounce!" Luffy crossed his arms, thought for a moment, then raised his head, "I'll call you Thea!"

"Who agrees that you made your own decision! It's obviously just a pronunciation difference!"

You excitedly grabbed his neck and shook it around, "Don't let me make my own decisions, you bastard human being!"

"Gah ah lixiongxiora (let go)!" Luffy hit your hand, which hurt you as a scumbag in melee combat, so you let go and jumped back into the sea.

Yes, in order to choke him, you set foot on land for the first time.

The feeling of the fish tail resting on the beach is quite strange.

You think so.

Realizing that their captain would probably be strangled to death by the bad-tempered sea elf before he could bring the topic to the right track, Sanji and Zoro flew away on their left and right, leaving both women behind. And Nami, who is good at (cunning) and (deceitful) diplomacy (smooth), will negotiate with you.

"Hey, little Thea~" Nami came over with a smile, "We only entered this sea area because of an accident~"

She pointed in the direction Luffy was heading away from, and you immediately guessed the cause and effect.

Ah, probably to salvage that ocean garbage.

"And we~ didn't do anything too extreme, right?"

You nodded, it was just ocean debris that pissed you off.

"But--"

As she said this, she pointed to the sea.

"The direction we are heading towards the Grand Line can't be found because of Thea~"

After speaking, she blinked expectantly.

"Should we compensate us with something~"

""

You propped your chin up and thought for a moment.

It seems that it really makes sense.

You reflect carefully and feel that as a sea elf, you are too unstable. If you want to vent your anger, you should vent it to the human named Luffy who angered you, instead of using a big wave with him and his crew. Fly away.

And if you think about it carefully, Luffy just has no brains and is not smart. How can a mature and witty elf like you argue with an idiot?

Hey, thinking about it this way, it seems that you are overreacting?

Your face suddenly turned pale, and you felt guilty in your heart.

It turns out, is everything your fault?

"" Your tail patted the water nervously, thinking of ways to make it up to them.

"Well, we're not demons, either." Seeing your expression gradually becoming colorful, Nami quietly made a scissors gesture behind her back.

"As long as you give me—ahem." Nami, who originally wanted to make a fortune for the ship that currently has insufficient treasury, suddenly remembered that as the guilty party, she should not be deceived too hard, and changed the topic, "As long as you can, let us Just escort the ship to the Grand Route~"

"Eh?!"

You open your eyes, a little hesitant.

"this"

For so many years, even if you are looking for companions, you have never left the ocean that gave birth to you. Today, why would you leave for a human being you have never met?

But, but

Stay here forever, stay in this sea area where you can only be alone, really, really,

A bit lonely.

You bit your lower lip: "This has to be decided by your captain."

You just gave that Luffy a lot of "treats", and no matter how hard you think, you can't be allowed to go with them.

Unless he is short-sighted.

"That's it, Nami!" Luffy shouted, running towards this side at wind speed, followed by Zoro and Sanji, who were accidentally slipped away by him and had shark teeth in anger.

"I don't want an escort or anything like that!"

""

And look, it did.

You spit out a few bubbles and suppress the small disappointment in your heart.

It seems that this guy still has some brains.

But things didn't end like that, Luffy moved straight in your direction.

"Hey, stop, Luffy!" Sanji shouted from behind, "What do you want to do to the lovely sea elf lady?!"

"You want to jump into the sea again, you bastard!" Sauron, who was about to become a professional fishing tool, roared angrily.

"I just thought about it, I want-"

He braked suddenly on the shore closest to you, grabbed your arm with his long arms and lifted you out of the sea.

"Partner!"

"Hehehe, that big wave just now was so cool! I want a sea elf as a partner!"

He jumped up and down with a smile on his face like a monkey.

"Use me a sea elf! No one!"

In short, you agreed to board the ship with a rather weak will.

As for how to get on?

You jump into the bottom of the sea and fish out a shiny bottle from the underwater cave where you often stay.

Then, under everyone's surprised eyes and Luffy's shining eyes, it became as big as a hand and got into the bottle.

"That's amazing - how did you do it!" Luffy held the bottle containing you in his hand.

"I'm a sea elf, right? I can simulate the size of various fishes." You raised your chin proudly, "Pour some sea water in for me. It will be very painful if I leave the sea water for a long time."

"Leave it to me, beautiful Miss Thea~" Sanji suddenly appeared, holding a cup filled with seawater in his hand, and carefully poured water into the bottle.

"It always feels incredible." Usopp brought his face closer and observed carefully.

"Snoring——" After realizing that nothing was wrong, Zoro found a shade of tree and slept.

"Well, it's up to you." Nami rubbed her temples and joined the observation team.

Back to the present.

"It's just that this bottle is really beautiful." Nami held Luffy down with one hand and held the bottle in her hand to observe carefully.

"Ah, of course." You approached the mouth of the bottle and used a mini [water gun] to knock back Luffy's quietly stretched arm.

"After all, it's made of diamonds."

"Eh-no wonder, it turns out to be a diamond-a diamond?!"

Nami suddenly shook her hand, allowing Luffy to seize the opportunity.

"Hehehe!" He ran a long distance in three beats, "Okay! Let's go to the Grand Line——!"

"Stop it, bastard—!"