[One Piece] About me, a sea elf running rampant on the sea

"Didn't that dog Penguin also propose to you Thea before?"

On the Sonny, you swayed your legs slowly, hummed the ditty you learned from Brooke, and sat on the railing. Nami is combing your hair slowly.

"Why was it okay that time?"

When you heard the words "proposal", your swinging legs stopped.

Not long after you fainted, Oz began to attack Nami and the others, probably wanting to finish the work of Moonlight Moria early and then take you on an adventure.

According to Usopp, it was Luffy who turned blue and came to save them, and then they all worked together to beat Oz and snatch you back.

Although it is a little pity that you have one less suitor, but you don't have any good impression of Oz, so let's forget it.

"Um"

You recalled it carefully, and it seemed like that was indeed the case.

"That dog penguin is too small. I don't like it as a companion."

"That's true." Nami nodded and took the hair tie you handed over, "And that dog penguin is really pretty."

"Strange."

As soon as the word "ugly" came to her lips, she suddenly remembered that the dog penguin was the container of Sanji's shadow, so Nami changed it to a slightly more euphemistic adjective.

"?"

You tilt your head.

"I think that dog penguin is quite cute."

Just like Ghost Girl’s big bear doll, it’s weirdly cute.

If you don't already have a pet of that size, there is a high probability that the dog penguin will settle in the conch.

"Eh"

Nami shed a cold sweat and began to worry about the aesthetics of her stupid fish.

"So Thea, do you like bigger boys?"

Nami finished tying the last loop of the hair tie and looked around. After confirming that it looked perfect from every angle, she nodded with satisfaction.

"Yeah!" You nodded, your cheeks a little red, "That way you can see far away by sitting on his shoulders!"

"Is this the reason?!"

Nami sighed silently, held her chin and began to think.

"Well, 174 is a bit worse, but 180 and 181 are about the same."

"Forget it if it's 277."

Nami grabbed your cheek and started rubbing it

"I really don't want you to be abducted by a wild man."

You have been in a good mood in the past few days, and the lethargy in the evolutionary stage is not so obvious. You have been running around on the deck and getting sticky with your friends.

"Ah! Zoro, you big idiot!"

Your eyes are about to pop out of your eyes when you look at Zoro, who is doing handstand training with his feet holding a two-ton barbell before his wounds are fully healed, making his stomach red. You pack him into the bubble and ask Qiao. Banali throw.

"Hey! Smelly girl——"

Zoro tried to resist and burst the bubble.

""

You silently raised the confiscated autumn water in your hand, and seawater balls gathered around it.

"asshole!"

Zoro reluctantly gave in.

Your seawater bubbles are very popular with the Straw Hats.

Because of the magic power injected into it, your bubbles are very tough and will not wet your clothes. When you are in a good mood, you can even use the bubbles to hold four or five people flying in the sky.

Luffy, Chopper, and Usopp like to fly around in bubbles, and you often bring Wogua to make trouble with them.

Sometimes, because you play too much, you forget that the Sonny is constantly moving forward, and you get lost at sea. In the end, you only find your ship by asking the Neptunes.

Zoro likes to take a nap in it. The temperature in your bubble is very comfortable, and the magic is good for the body. Occasionally, you and Zoro will sleep side by side in it.

After that, Zoro would often be picked on by Sanji to fight.

Nami and Robin like to sit in it after taking a bath, reading a book and applying facial mask. The soft bubbles are more comfortable than the bed.

You three delicate flowers often stick to each other inside.

Brooke will sit on the bubble and sing to you, and Franky likes to put Coke in your bubble.

This is how Elf Bubble Song and Elf Bubble Cola were born.

Sanji doesn't like to trouble you, but since he tells you stories, you will volunteer to help him in the kitchen.

On this day, on the way to the Chambord Islands, you landed on a small island. When you went down to purchase supplies, you also thought that the bubbles could hold more things, so you followed Sanji to the food store.

"This lady wants this."

You pointed to the fruit candies on the stall and handed the Bailey in your hand to the boss.

"If you want 100, wrap them all for me!"

"Hahaha, okay, miss!" The boss has an expression like "I've encountered a big fish" and quickly packs a large bag of fruit candies for you.

"Because the lady is so cute, I'll give you a 10% discount."

He nuzzled at Sanji, who was picking at you not far behind.

"Would you like to look at the other products and buy something for your brother, Miss?"

elder brother?

You followed the boss's gaze and saw Sanji picking out watermelons.

"?"

???

You have questions all over your face.

You and Sanji have blue-purple hair and blond hair, and eyebrows and curly eyebrows. How do you tell that you are brother and sister? ? ?

Is it because you and Sanji both wear Western-style clothes? ? ?

"We are not brother and sister."

Please explain carefully,

"He is my lady's concubine."

Finally, you bought some black tea for your mountain concubine.

"This is for you, Sanji."

You put the ingredients you just bought into the bubbles, walked to Sonny, and handed him the black tea leaves.

"Is this what it is?" Sanji took it and fell down happily without even looking at what was inside.

"The legendary gift of love!!"

"No."

You replied coldly, handing the marshmallows you bought together to Chopper who happened to be passing by.

"Here you go, Chopper."

"Ah!! It's marshmallow!!" Chopper's eyes lit up.

"You're disgusting, you bastard!" He took the marshmallow with bright eyes.

""

"call--"

Sanji silently lit his cigarette, exhaled a puff of smoke, and said calmly to Chopper:

"How about having venison hotpot tonight?"