[One Piece] About me, a sea elf running rampant on the sea

Say goodbye to Rab and the old man, and bring two uninvited guests with you. You have officially entered the Grand Line.

"There are actually people who welcome pirates." You sat in the glass bottle, a little uncomfortable with the noisy scene in front of you.

Moreover, I always feel that the atmosphere here is so strange.

"Gudu, gu, gu, gu, who knows." Nami took a sip of wine and shouted, holding up the empty glass, "I can still drink!"

People around him exclaimed.

"This girl has such a strong drinking capacity!"

"How many cups is this already?!"

Along with the noise, there was also the rather arrogant background sound of the Straw Hat Pirates.

"Hey hey hey~ Is this paradise~" This is Sanji who is surrounded by beautiful women and gets carried away.

"Gurgling, belching—good wine!" This is the drunkard Sauron.

"Hey, hey, hey, give me more food! Give me some meat!" This was Luffy, who was gradually growing in size by eating because he was a rubber man.

"At that time, I, Lord Usopp, gave the order, and more than 8000 men rushed forward." This is Usopp who boasted to the sky.

A few drops of cold sweat flowed down your face.

"Nami"

You blew a bubble onto Nami's cheek so that your voice wouldn't be ignored.

"Huh?" Nami looked at you while drinking a new glass of wine.

"Stop drinking."

You observed the surroundings vigilantly and motioned for Nami to come closer: "I don't think their purpose is pure."

"Ha~ This is it~" Nami raised the glass bottle to her mouth and whispered, "I know, right?"

She winked at you playfully: "I'm not like those single-celled organisms. My intuition is very accurate."

"For the time being, let's stay put."

After all, there is free food, so if you don’t eat it, it’s free~

Nami's words made you feel relieved a little, and you decided to try the food here too.

Unexpectedly, just as he was about to jump out of the glass bottle, he turned his head and found Luffy's huge face almost pressed against the wall of the glass.

"!!!"

You were so scared that the tip of your tail exploded.

Damn this bastard Rubber actually stretched his head over!

"Yaya, let's, let's, be swollen, let's eat it?"

His ball-shaped body sat in its original position, holding a bite of meat in one hand. His free hand stretched along with his head, and then he grabbed your glass bottle and flicked it. go back!

"——Come on, let's eat together!"

"Ah ah ah put me down, you bastard Luffy!" you screamed.

You are now simulating the size of an ornamental goldfish that is only as long as your thumb, and also simulating the crispy skin of a goldfish. If Luffy accidentally gives you a big impact, you may die.

"Huh? All right then."

The sudden feeling of weightlessness made you almost faint, but Luffy, the brainless one, actually obeyed and let go of his hand. The glass bottle hit the wall due to its inertia, and your eyes in the glass bottle turned into circles. You couldn't wait to give up what you promised before. He flew away when he went to sea with Luffy.

You really shouldn't have any expectations for human intelligence! ! !

In a hurry, you jumped out of the glass bottle angrily, grew bigger and fought with Luffy.

"Accept the punishment of the sea elves, stupid humans!"

"Hey, why?!"

Night falls.

Since the only glass bottle on the ship was broken by Luffy's Thousand Swordsman, and you haven't adapted to being out of the sea for a long time, you sat back to where you were from the bottom of the sea under Nami's reluctant eyes (to the diamond bottle). Fish it out of the diamond bottle.

"Gulu gulu, gulu gulu." You closed your eyes and kept blowing bubbles in your mouth to keep yourself awake.

Everyone around him was tired and fell asleep. Luffy's stomach was as full as a ball, and he was snoring quite sadly with a series of big bumps knocked out by Nami on his head.

"Luffy is such a big idiot" you cursed quietly.

Time passed by minute by second, and the group of people gradually moved in.

Your heartbeat began to accelerate uncontrollably. You looked at Nami, who seemed to be really asleep, and gritted your teeth.

If it's only for a few hours, you can still persevere

Finally, the breath of the group of people stopped at the door.

"" You took a deep breath, your body shaking slightly with excitement for your first land battle.

"click"

You jumped out of the bottle, grew bigger and landed on the ground. The water on your tail made a little sound, which made you startled.

You relaxed after realizing that the sound came from you.

It was such a close call, I almost poked a hole in my tail with the water gun.

You moved out lightly and hid behind the large wine barrel next to the house to observe secretly.

"Quickly seize the money on the ship and tie these guys up!"

"If we kill them, the bounty will be reduced by 30% because the government wants to publicly execute them."

"!!!"

It's really bad.

You looked at the crowds of people outside, your face a little solemn.

This is not the ocean. Your magic power can only be used 80% here, and the sea water you can control is not enough. [Undertide], [Water Gun], and [Ripwater] are not a big problem because they can be formed by condensing moisture in the air, but [Tsunami] [ Huge waves] and emergency calls to Neptune, which you are accustomed to and have high lethality, will not work.

100+ humans

To estimate, one shot of [Water Gun] can knock down 3 people, and if you control it well, you can knock down 5 people. Then you need to concentrate at least 20 shots.

There is nothing wrong with you, but if so much moisture is taken away from the air around you, you are worried that the Straw Hats who are still lying in the room will be cut into pieces by the flowing air as dry as a razor blade.

Humans are in such trouble!

Just when you gave up thinking and prepared to attack, a casual voice came from the rooftop.

"Hey, sorry."

"Can you let them have a peaceful sleep? After the day's sailing, everyone is very tired."

"?"

You raised your head and looked up cautiously.

It was discovered that Zoro, who was supposed to be fast asleep after drinking down 13 people, was sitting at the top in high spirits. From your point of view, the incomplete moon was glowing faintly behind him.

"Two people escaped from the room at some point!!"

"Two?! Then there's one more!"

The girl with blue hair held her face in her hands and looked around.

Mr Monday looked at Zoro in shock.

"You, aren't you already drunk?"

Zoro showed a rather ferocious smile

"As a swordsman, you will never be stupid enough to let alcohol control you."

After being surprised at the fact that "Zoro is not an idiot" at first, you were completely relieved and even had time to complain.

"It's reasonable to suspect that he just slept too much during the day and couldn't drink enough alcohol at night."

""

A crossroads appeared on Zoro's forehead.

"Hey, Thea, since you're awake, come out and help me!"

Oh, no, that was too loud.

Having failed in fishing, you move out from behind the barrel with an innocent look on your face.

"Fulfill your statement, there are no clothes here, and I will not turn into a human form." As you said this, you shook your fish tail to indicate to him that your movement was inconvenient. "I'm just a fort, you have to protect me, okay?"

"Ah." He responded casually, and you once again suspected that he was resenting your trouble in his heart.

What? He's obviously just an alcoholic and a green algae head.

"Huh? What did you say?!" Zoro, who had already rushed into the enemy camp, suddenly turned around and roared at you.

Ah, I've spoken out my complaints again.

"Nothing at all."

You turned your head and used a water gun to take away the enemies who wanted to sneak attack him.

Sure enough, if you stay with humans for a long time, you will become stupid.