[One Piece] About me, a sea elf running rampant on the sea

This is a short story that does not exist in the main text and has no timeline at all.

In the early morning, on the Sunny, which was sailing smoothly on the sea, you sat next to Usopp and fished with him.

To be honest, as a lazy cancer patient who always washes fish directly in the sea when he wants to eat fish, you have always maintained a lack of interest in this activity.

So it didn't take long for your head to wake up little by little and your vision gradually blurred.

On the other hand, Usopp next to you has been talking non-stop since he woke you up early in the morning with the reason that "the fish he catches is the most delicious".

"Listen up, Thea. A true sea warrior must have a fearless and calm mind no matter what the circumstances, such as being stranded on a deserted island or falling into the stomach of a Neptune creature." Heart."

Usopp closed his eyes, holding the fishing rod in his hand, looking contented.

"If you can't calm down, then go fishing like you are doing now, get some food to satisfy your hunger, and exercise at the same time. If you still can't calm down after fishing, call Lord Usopp, um, Lord Usopp."

""

Your eyes are completely unable to open, but you still answer subconsciously:

"But calling Usopp is completely useless."

"What! I'm going to be angry! Master Usopp is really going to be angry!"

Usopp looked over with a shocked expression.

"Well."

You yawned lazily.

"Miss Ben thinks"

You rubbed your eyes and continued:

"It's more useful to call him Sniper King."

""

Usopp, who immediately turned from cloudy to sunny, touched his nose and looked proud.

“It’s not that it’s incomprehensible.”

"If you encounter danger, the Sniper King (me) will definitely protect you."

"Miss Nami—Miss Thea—Miss Robin—!"

"The breakfast of love is finished~~~"

Usopp's words were interrupted by the shouts of the energetic cook coming from the kitchen early in the morning.

"breakfast!"

You dropped the fishing rod in your hand without hesitation and ran to the kitchen.

"Hey!"

Usopp held out his hand to the back of you who was so unsentimental.

There was a banquet last night. Except for Zoro's wine, which made him fall asleep, and Usopp, who was unfortunately affected by Luffy and fell into a coma during the food grab, everyone slept a little late. Most of them slept a little late. People haven't gotten up yet.

This also contributed to the situation where you monopolized Sanji's breakfast service.

"Come on, please use it slowly."

Sanji gently placed your breakfast on the table in front of you. Because of your special taste, your breakfast was often fruit dishes that were never repeated, and it was the same today.

Pick up a piece from the delicate little plate and put it into your mouth. The sweet but not greasy taste makes you squint your eyes happily.

"What's the name of this dish?"

You raised your head and asked Sanji, who was watching you eat with his chin propped up in a swaying expression.

"It's jackfruit stewed with strawberries."

Sanji replied.

I don't know whether it's because the dish itself tastes good or because your chef's cooking skills are so good. In short, you enjoyed your breakfast very much.

"It's delicious, thank you, Sanji!"

After finishing the meal, you happily gave Sanji a happy fish sticker.

"Hehehe, you're welcome, Miss Thea."

Sanji fell down lovingly.

Zoro, who yawned and walked in to look for food, was already used to the scene where one of the three main forces was knocked down without any chance of fighting back, which happened almost every day.

He skillfully took out the wine and meat from the cabinet, and picked up you who was poking Sanji's face with a twig with one hand and walked out.

Ever since he discovered that you had a novice physique that even Nami, who didn't have to be a weather expert, couldn't defeat you, this green algae head who inexplicably liked to educate you began to regularly bring you over to train with him.

Although your teaching skills with the straight male teacher in Sparta are indeed a little better than at the beginning, but most of the time you are trying your best to fish the fish ()

"7995"

"7996"

"7997 Hey! Don't be lazy!"

You are sitting on the back of Sauron, who is doing one -handed push -up, holding a mini version of the barbell with one hand, and a dried fruit made by Sushan to you in his mouth.

Hearing Zoro's words, you decisively stuffed all the half-eaten dried mango into your mouth and said vaguely:

"This young lady is not the one to be tricked!"

"You think I'm a fool, you stinky girl!!"

Zoro roared at you sitting on his back with his shark teeth.

You stuck out your tongue impatiently, took out another piece of dried strawberry, and stuffed it into the roaring Zoro's mouth.

"you!"

Zoro suddenly had something in his mouth and subconsciously wanted to spit it out, but you quickly covered his mouth with your eyes and hands.

"crunch"

After realizing it was your usual snack, he glared at you and started chewing.

You jumped off Zoro's back with a smile and sat cross-legged with him.

"Hehehe, you are an accomplice if you eat it!"

So stop training and just fish together occasionally?

"Tsk."

Zoro swallowed the dried strawberry and hit your head with the scabbard.

"Yohohohoho~ Isn't this Xiao Thea and Zoro~"

Brooke, who was sleeping messily with an afro, came over, picked up a piece of your dried fruit, sat down, took a few bites, and asked:

"Can I join your tea party?"

"You've joined!" ! ! ""

You and Sauron yelled at the skeleton with funny factors.

"Hey - Thea -!!"

Halfway through the tea party, Franky's voice came from his research room.

"Come and try Frank's Super invention-!"! "!"

Your eyes lit up all of a sudden, wiped the corners of your mouth and threw Sauron and Brook, who had a full face, and ran towards the direction of the sound.

As soon as I arrived at the door, my attention was attracted by a giant reindeer-shaped robot.

"so big!"

You looked at Franky with starry eyes.

"What is this for?"

"Hmm~"

Franky spread his legs and put the stars in his hands together.

"It is a Super reindeer picker created for Choba !!!"

""

You looked at the Sonny, and then at the vast ocean surrounding the Sonny, with no shadow of land or herbs.

Wow, it seems like it makes no sense at all.

"As long as you're happy."

You commented.

"Thea! Look here, look here!"

Chopper's excited voice came from the robot's mouth.

"Chopper?"

You tilt your head strangely.

"Have you been eaten by a robot?"

"Not at all!!!"

Chopper jumped out of the control room in the reindeer's mouth.

The sound of you squabbling and quarreling woke up the two women, and one of them (one fish and one deer) ate a violent shock of love.

"Really, what are you guys doing so early in the morning?"

Nami had veins on her forehead and stood with her hands on her hips in front of you and Chopper, who were carrying two big bags.

""sorry""

You and Chopper bowed your heads and admitted your mistake.

"Hehehe, it's okay."

Robin said with a smile.

"But it won't happen again."

Because you were covered in dust from the fight, you and Nami Robin went to take a bath together.

When I came out of the bath, news came that a small island had been discovered ahead.

"It looks pretty lively on it."

Zoro, who had just had a fight with Sanji at the observation deck because he ate your exclusive snack, said this.

"what."

Sanji, who was angry because the snack he made for his beloved lady was eaten by a smelly man, echoed.

"Speaking of which, the Mid-Autumn Festival is just these days."

"Moon Festival?"

"what is that?"

You, and Luffy, who was attracted by the breath of adventure, tilted their heads and asked.

"The Mid-Autumn Festival is a festival celebrated on many small islands with long histories."

Robin is holding a book to give you popular science.

"Usually on this day, people eat something called moon cakes and watch the full moon at night."

"food--!!!"

Luffy heard it and jumped up immediately.

"I want to eat round pancakes!!"

"Do you only have food in your eyes?!" Usopp complained.

"It's mooncakes."

Robin corrected.

"Hurry up! Let's head towards the round cake!!"

Luffy pulled you and jumped to the bow of the ship with a "whoosh".

"Put this lady down, you idiot——!!!"

You roared as you were pulled away in confusion.

"It's mooncakes."

Robin corrected again.

“This round cake tastes so weird”

"It's mooncakes."

"Let me see the spicy crayfish flavor?! It's weird if it's not weird!"

"Well, I'm going to reward you with a piece of meat. Don't take it all away, you bastard Luffy!!"

"Hahahahaha"

"Hey! That's mine!"

"Can I have a cup of coffee?"

"I want wine."

"You are willing to serve the lady, Green Algae Head, don't you have any hands yourself?!"

“It even has orange flavor”

"Look! The moon is coming out from behind the clouds!!"

The bright moon passed through the clouds and sprinkled the moonlight on the Sonny.

"Make a wish! Make a wish!"

"Idiot, the one who can make wishes is a shooting star!"

"It makes no difference!"

"Forget the difference."

"Make a wish."

"Hehehehe"

"What's good?"

“What’s so good about this kind of thing?”

"Shut up, Green Algae Head."

"Huh? What do you mean?"

"You two, please calm down!!"

"It's Miss Nami."

"Tsk."

You are sitting in the corner of the Sonny, looking at the moonlight in front of the moon, lively, sorrow and heavyness, you can never approach, a group of people named after the straw hat.

Secretly, make a wish.

【Hope to be with them forever】

【forever and ever】

【Until the end of their lives】