[One Piece] About me, a sea elf running rampant on the sea

After joining forces with Sauron to bring down more than 100 bounty hunters, a series of things happened.

How should I put it? We had just entered the Grand Line and we met a fleeing princess. The princess and her duck were stunned by your big water balloon and couldn't escape on their own.

I don’t know whether to call this luck good or bad.

In short, you have done nothing wrong, but you feel guilty for no reason.

So after the big guy hugged Zoro's feet and asked, in order to not feel uncomfortable with the unwarranted guilt, in the big guy's surprised eyes, you put the wet MS Wednesday, Princess Weiwei, and her The ducks put them into the magical conch together, jumped on Sauron's back, circled his neck, and commanded:

"Come on, Lu Chi No. 1!"

"Who do you think is a road idiot, you stinky girl!!!" Zoro was staggered, stabilized himself, and roared at you.

"Tch, you are such a ungrateful human being," you poked his green head arrogantly, "Being able to have physical contact with the sea elves is an honor that you will never get in three lifetimes!"

"I don't need it, get down!!!"

He pressed against the shark's teeth and shook his upper body, trying to throw you down.

Enemies left alone:

"Hahahaha, are we being ignored?" Ms. Valentine's Day said with a smile on her face.

"Hand over Nephet Vivi, mermaid." mr5 looked at you.

"" Zoro was shaking so hard that you were worried about being thrown down, so you ignored him.

"It seems that you need some violence to cooperate." mr5 clicked his nose and bounced towards you, "[nose fantasy cannon]"

!!!

"Ugh, uh, uh, what a disgusting human being!!" You were so disgusted that you patted Zoro's face, "Move, move!"

"Tch," Zoro looked quite unhappy, "Why should I help them!"

"Hmm," you nodded your chin, unable to come up with any particularly convincing reason, "Maybe it's because her hair is the same blue as the sea?"

"What a shabby excuse." Zoro pulled out the knife and frowned, "Forget it, just hold on to it."

After Sauron escaped the first wave of boogers with you and the duck in the conch, the big guy once again asked you for protection and mentioned a huge reward.

"Is the huge (emphasis added) reward real?" A very familiar voice sounded. You turned your head and saw Nami sitting high up with a smile on her face.

"I'm interested in what you're saying. How about a billion Baileys?"

"Hey?"

"Aren't you drunk?" Zoro looked up, his expression unclear.

"That's just an act. No matter how much I drink, I can drink it, right?" Nami pointed at you with a smile, "You guys, what are you doing with this look?"

"It's not Thea! Don't move!"

"Nami" you covered your mouth excitedly, threw Zoro's back without hesitation, and used a large [water gun] to rush back the boogers that bounced back again, while the two enemies were panicking because of the exploding boogers. While Zhang was dodging, he pounced on Nami.

"Great, you're still awake!" You knew that Nami's physique was as crispy as yours, so you shrunk to the size of a crucian carp when you were about to pounce.

"That big idiot Zoro can't communicate at all!"

Woohoo, that guy doesn't know anything about Lianxiangxiyu!

"Well, thank you for your hard work~" Nami caught you with both hands, and then threw you back when you looked confused.

"The thing on your neck is the target of hunting. Please stay away from me, please?"

"Zoron, pick it up!"

Good guy, let’s fight directly as a bait, right?

"Nami, I hate you-"

You once again regretted boarding this pirate ship in the dry wind.

The final result is that you, the size of a crucian carp, are holding on to Sauron's green algae-like head. Apart from occasionally firing cold arrows for sneak attacks, you are just watching him fight with the enemies that rush up because of your presence.

"Watch the left side!" You tugged on the left side of his hair.

"Ah, I know." With that said, he still ran to the left with a confident expression.

"Are you even listening?!" You gave him an elbow on the head in annoyance.

"You guy-" Zoro staggered, and a bag slowly rose on his head, but at least he escaped MS Valentine's attack because of this moment of stasis.

"Tsk, thanks."

He thanked him with a sour expression.

You held your head high and patted his bulging bag with a proud look on your face.

Hum hum hum, as expected, the stupid swordsman still has to rely on the sea elf to protect him.

"No, don't be so proud, you bastard."

Ah, I said it again.

You covered your mouth with your hands in embarrassment.

The result of this rare shyness in so many years is that you didn't catch it properly, and Zoro, the one who can kill a thousand swords, just sprinted, so you formed a moving parabola in the air without any suspense.

"—!!"

"Ah, that's bad." Zoro touched his head that became lighter, turned around and chopped off a bunch of boogers before running towards you.

Too late.

The dry air makes you dizzy and your stomach churns.

Damn it, crucian carp can be easily killed, asshole!

Protect me, protect me——! !

"Zoron——Thea——"

As if hearing your inner wail, the voice of a guy who ate into balls rang out.

"Rubber--"

The extended rubber arm snatched you out of the air.

"hook!"

When Zoro saw that you were okay, he turned back and threw himself into the battle with the enemy.

Just when you were in Luffy's hands, feeling lucky that you had escaped death, Luffy suddenly tightened his grip on you.

"!!!"

Does this brainless guy want to kill you? ? !

"Hey, Luffy"

"I will never forgive you!!" The spherical creature tightened its fists angrily and shouted at the opponent: "Let's decide the outcome!!!"

""

At this time, your brain, which was dizzy due to the rapid movement, was awakened by his voice.

"You two guys repay kindness with hatred!!"

"It's really hurtful."

Both physically and mentally.

After roughly understanding the cognitive bias between the two parties, you try to explain.

"Those guys are bounty hunters trying to catch us in our sleep for money."

So let go quickly! ! You're almost out of breath! !

"You're talking nonsense! Will the enemy give us food?" The idiot still chose to let his appetite dominate his barren brain.

""

You take a deep breath and tell yourself not to argue with stupid humans.

"you listen to me"

"Stop making excuses!!" This guy told you to shut up with a loud voice.

""

You fall silent.

"Hey, Luffy." You lowered your head, ignoring the fingers that were tightening around you.

"Huh?" Luffy was running towards the direction of Zoro's battle at this time.

Good guy, he is trying to kill you and Sauron together.

You looked up expressionlessly.

"Are you doubting what I said?"

The instinct of wild animals, which was accustomed to being thrown into the wild wilderness by his grandfather to survive for many years, sounded an alarm in Luffy's head.

"Obviously it was you who asked me to get on the ship in the first place, and I am very much looking forward to the adventure with you."

You grew bigger little by little, until he had to let go and stop, but he didn't stop.

In his increasingly serious expression as he rages, your size finally pauses at the size of a sawtooth shark.

"Obviously I'm happy that I finally have a partner."

A red light flashed in your blue-violet eyes, and the dry air around you suddenly began to flow.

"But--"

The moisture in the air above the entire island has been condensed here by you in a furious state.

Ah, although I'm sorry for the other creatures on this island, they are not your kind after all, and there is nothing special for you to care about.

So, let’s indulge the sad and angry sea elf?

"Don't you believe me?"

This is an island, and the air contains more or less sea water.

"Did humanity finally reveal its true nature?"

You are not good at close combat and move very slowly.

But no matter how big the island is, it is still surrounded by the ocean.

So, as long as you don't care about any consequences.

"Now - don't you want sea elves?"

The whole world is your home court.

"[Mirage]."

The whole world is a place where you can escape.

The sea elves on the Merry are missing.