[Naruto·Itachi BG] Reverse Black and White II

"Hey, pitcher plant?"

Feng Lan ignored Obito, who didn't know what he was playing at, pointed at Zetsu, and said in great surprise.

Jue: "..."

"No, pitcher plants don't seem to grow like this..."

But then, she denied her words and tried to explain her intention: "I mean that kind of plant, which also eats insects. It has two large jagged leaves..." She tilted the knot Hold it in your arms, with both hands free, with the wrists touching each other and the palms spread out like a flower. The fingers are slightly bent, imitating the jagged shape on the top of the leaves. "Then, when an insect falls down, just click it," and cooperate with it. When explaining her own explanation, she suddenly closed her hands together, her voice full of emotions and very vivid, "Put it together and eat the bugs..."

"It's exactly the same as that thing on his neck..." Feng Lan pointed at Jue and said without mercy.

Jue: "..." I suddenly feel like killing someone, what should I do?

"Are you talking about Venus flytrap?" Kakuzu asked abruptly.

"Yes, yes, it's the Venus flytrap!" Feng Lan hammered his hands, narrowed his eyes with a smile, and agreed happily.

Crowd: "..."

The small chandelier on the roof had stopped shaking, illuminating an eerie cold light like a dusty spotlight. There was only the rising and falling sound of Obito's snoring in the room, and there was no other sound other than that. There was an unspeakable embarrassment in the air. The four of them stood opposite each other, looking at each other, unable to find the words to answer Feng Lan for a moment.

What can you answer?

"Yes, he is a Venus flytrap!" Or "Nonsense, Juesang is not a Venus flytrap!"?

The former offends colleagues, the latter deceives one's own conscience.

"...Actually, I've wanted to say it for a long time..." Hidan, who always spoke openly, glanced at Ze secretly, and took advantage of Feng Lan's provocation to continue.

"Shut up!" Kakuzu immediately shouted to stop Hidan, and at the same time, his eyes intentionally or unintentionally glanced at Zetsu with a warning expression.

Hidan made a sound and turned his head without saying anything.

Feng Lan, a person like this, could smell something bad all of a sudden, and thought to herself: Could it be that she really cares about the appearance of her Venus flytrap?

On the first day when she met the organization, she didn't want to cause too much hatred, so she just silently kept this doubt in her heart, and then took the initiative to change the topic: "Ah, is this also a person in your organization?"

She pointed at Ah Fei, who was still sleeping soundly, and asked curiously.

Feng Lan once again turned everyone's attention to A Fei, and for a moment, everyone showed an expression that was hard to explain.

"A Fei was originally ordered to pick you up..." Jueqing coughed and explained, "It's just that there seems to be an accident..."

"Isn't this an accident too big?!" When Feng Lan thought of all the stupid things Obito had done, he became angry and pointed at the unconscious Obito and cursed, "Then All the medicine that the traffickers gave me went into his stomach! Fortunately it was just a sweat medicine. If it had been a fatal poison, you "Akatsuki" would have lost one member for nothing, okay? "

"Okay, I understand that the death rate for members of rebel ninja organizations like yours must be much higher than that of ordinary ninja villages; but to die like this in such a small ravine, at the hands of a group of human traffickers who don't even have chakra. , it’s too disrespectful, isn’t it? It’s really embarrassing for “Xiao” to say it! In the future, when someone talks about "Xiao", it must be:

"Ah, Akatsuki, they're not that powerful... There are only a few people in total, and one of them was poisoned to death by a little thief..."

balabalabala…”

She kept chattering a lot of nonsense, her disdain was self-evident, and the three sober Akatsuki members present were all furious.

"...So, is it too late for me to apply to leave the group?" Feng Lan finished all the trash talk in one breath, spread his hands, rolled his eyes very spiritually, raised his chin, and gestured to Obito, sincerely He said, "This one is too good. It makes me seriously doubt the overall combat level of your organization. Isn't it just my brother who can support the scene?"

"You bastard! Stop looking down on me!!" Hidan was the first to be unable to stand the excitement and immediately jumped out to challenge Feng Lan to a showdown. He smashed the three-stage sickle on the ground, making a big crater on the wooden floor. Holding the handle of the sickle in his right hand, he coldly snorted: "Huh, prepare to accept the punishment of the evil god!"

The corners of Feng Lan's mouth raised, revealing a sly smile that seemed to be successful. She lazily raised her finger and pointed at Hidan, turned around and asked Kakuzu and Zetsu, who looked very calm next to her, "Can I kill him?"

"Then it depends on whether you have this ability." Another hoarse voice came from Jue, and he replied with a smile.

"That's great!" Feng Lan put Chi Jie on her shoulders and smiled with crooked eyebrows.

"Hey! You damn girl, you have to have a certain temper even when you ignore people!!" Hidan cursed at Feng Lan, as if he was about to rush forward in the next second.

"Mom, I have a name. I don't call you hello, let alone dead girl!" Feng Lanke has never been afraid of anyone in terms of quarrels and fights. She scolded her on the spot, "It's you, you've been giggling and blinding since the beginning. It’s so noisy that you keep making love! It’s just like a love-hungry kid who is constantly seeking attention, praise, and hugs. Come on! After all, you have reached the age of combing your hair back. Be mature and don’t do this. Can it be a childish thing?"

"...Now that you have styled your hair like an adult and put on a coquettish "Akatsuki" work uniform, you should have some courage to venture out fearlessly and seek the power to conquer the world. Don't look back at the ignorance and frivolity of your youth and miss those things. The heavy rain of love and time missed in years..." [Note 1]

"...Or maybe you use too much hairspray just because you have less hair on your head, so you are jealous of my long hair. Don't explain it. Explanation is cover-up, and cover-up is a sign of vulnerability. So, grow up and face the weakness and darkness in your heart. …”

Hidan usually talks a lot and is verbose, but there are only a few words that he repeats over and over again, and it becomes boring to listen to them twice. But Feng Lan was different. Even when he was provoking and swearing, he could still say it in a coherent manner, without using any curse words or heavy words, and his logic was so unconventional that it was overwhelming.

Zetsu and Kakuzu, who were usually annoyed by Hidan's noises, felt refreshed for a moment when they heard Feng Lan scolding Hidan in various ways, making Hidan speechless. There was a breath of sour and stench that had been accumulated for many years. So he stood by and watched with peace of mind, happily watching the show.

"Ha," Feng Lan looked at Hidan who was furious and unable to fight back, smiled scornfully, and said arrogantly, "Are you thinking about how many rounds you can survive under my brother after stabbing me to death? It won't be in vain. Generally speaking, you can’t get past a single move. Of course, you don’t have to fight my brother because you can’t kill me, so why don’t we give it a try?”

She stretched out her finger and said confidently: "Those two can be the referees! Let's stab each other. Whoever stabs the other side first will win? How about it, don't you dare? I guarantee you will be beaten before you raise the knife. I'll poke them through. If you don't believe it, let's try it! Do you dare?"

Uchiha Fuarashi, a master of trash talk, successfully filled up Hidan's hatred value instantly. His eyes were red, obviously extremely angry, and he roared at Feng Lan: "You stinky girl!!! Stop talking nonsense, sir..."

Before he finished his cruel words, he heard a sudden gust of wind in the room, causing the lone chandelier to squeak and sway again. The slight sound of the sharp blade breaking through the flesh was hidden in it, which made it difficult for a moment. aware.

"puff"……

The sound of exploding water suddenly sounded, and then turned into a gentle spring flow.

"Ah?" Hidan was stunned. When he looked down, he realized that someone had made a long and deep gash in his abdomen at some point. Blood was dripping out and dripping all over the floor. When he looked up again, he saw that Feng Lan had disappeared.

Hidan looked around and realized that she was already standing a few feet behind him. The broth on the stove next to her was still boiling, and the steam contained smoke, which made the sarcastic sneer at the corner of her mouth look particularly chilly.