[Naruto·Itachi BG] Reverse Black and White II

"Eh? Is the new base ready?!" After hearing Jue's report, Feng Lan blinked her cute eyes and asked exaggeratedly in disbelief.

"Yes." It was Hei Jue who answered her.

"Ready means that the address has been selected, the house has been built, the interior decoration has been completed, the furniture and appliances are in place, and people can move in when they arrive, rather than just buying the land and getting approval to start construction, right?" She said His watery eyes were full of curiosity, and he looked innocent and ignorant, as if he was really an ignorant child.

"……Yes."

After receiving an absolutely positive answer, Feng Lan suddenly let out a gentle scream and fell down without warning, clutching her chest. Itachi felt his heart stop and subconsciously teleported to Feng Lan, reaching out to catch her.

However, as soon as he hugged Feng Lan, Itachi felt something was wrong: Feng Lan seemed to be shaking? Then she saw Feng Lan taking out a small pink handkerchief from nowhere, pretending to wipe the non-existent tears from the corner of her eyes, sniffing, and shaking her shoulders. She was obviously pretending to cry, and she actually pretended to look like it.

Weasel:  …

Okay, it looks like he wants to cause trouble again. But what can he do? No matter how stupid you are, you have to hold the sister you picked up by yourself. You can't throw her away, right?

So Itachi supported Feng Lan without changing his expression. Only when he looked carefully did he feel that his expression was a little dull and his eyes were empty.

Feng Lan was heard sobbing sadly: "Boss, have you forgotten Lan Lan Didi and Xie Xie? He has obviously sent Lan Lan Didi and Xie Xie to the other side of the sea to look for "Xiao" How could he forget his hometown, our homeland? "She howled heartbrokenly, like an innocent girl who was abandoned by a scumbag, "Those promises and oaths were wrongly paid after all! "

Crowd: "..."

Everyone was confused. They didn't have the ability to take on Feng Lan's role, so they could only watch her act helplessly. Only Deidara complained and yelled at her dissatisfied: "Hey! Who are Didi and Scorpion? Don't give other people weird nicknames! Hmm."

Feng Lan lay whimpering in Weasel's arms and looked like she was crying miserably, but in fact it was just thunder and no rain. However, Itachi was as unresponsive as an old monk in trance, looking at the sky indifferently, letting her do what she did. I just want to be out of sight.

Feng Lan pretended to burp, as if she was heartbroken, and then continued to recite the lines: "...that year when the apricot blossoms were raining slightly, you asked Lan Lan Qingqing and Yuyu to find our new home, but you kept it secret We secretly applied for the real estate certificate; it turned out that it was wrong from the beginning..."

Crowd: "..."

"Hey! Who are Qingqing and Yuyu?!" Deidara was furious again, "Can't the nickname be more domineering? Hmm."

Feng Lan once again wiped away the tears that had squeezed out of the corner of her eyes, raised her head resolutely, and looked at Jue with a deep and painful gaze, as if he was the unscrupulous boss who betrayed their sincerity, and Jue was covered in chicken skin at the sight. pimple. Feng Lan ignored the feedback and only asked him gently but firmly: "...Why, why didn't you tell Lan Lan, Longlong and Honghong about this? Who are we? Are we just small chess pieces born from big chess pieces?... Along the way, we passed a total of 1,326 trees, 31 of which had branches split by the wind. We carefully explored every inch to see if it was suitable as a base... "

She looked at Jue with tears in her eyes: "...Do you know what it feels like to find dawn from darkness?"

Absolutely: ...

No, has your line been used in that popular TV series? Why does it sound so familiar?

Regarding this point, Scorpio has something to say: "No, you obviously eat well and sleep well every day: breakfast, lunch and dinner, three meals a day, and at the same time, you also have coffee, milk tea and snacks in the morning as snacks and scones." Mousse cake and finger sandwiches are served as afternoon tea and fancy snacks before going to bed; I must go to bed before 11 o'clock every day to take a beauty sleep, and I must sleep for eight hours before getting up and setting off to the next place... By the way, Before going to bed, you also need to apply a facial mask on your face and do yoga to relax and help you sleep..."

Ghost Weasel, who did not team up with Feng Lan, led four people: "..."

Ah... can an S-class rebellious nin live in such a moist life?

What about the life they had in the past where they killed people and were hunted down, sleeping in the open and waiting for the day to come?

No wonder Deidara looked a lot more rounded, and the glossiness of the Scorpion puppet had also brightened several degrees. It turned out that someone was carrying it.

hateful! Really jealous.

Kisame walked slightly behind Itachi and asked him: "Itachi-san, Feng Lan hasn't been assigned any other tasks yet, right? Otherwise, let her join our group..."

The weasel remained motionless, as if he had not heard anything.

"The boss said that the feng shui of "Xiao" will nourish people and will not let me lose my beauty. Feng Lan retorted and defended, "In this case, doing this can be regarded as fulfilling the boss's wish!" "

Bai Jue: "...No, I have never heard the boss say that."

Feng Lan pretended not to hear, and continued her script as if she had never been interrupted. She shed tears (actually there were none), her eyes were calm and calm, as if she had seen through the beginning and end of fate, the blossoming and falling of flowers: "It turns out that young Our friendship is so deep that we can even get tired of looking at each other; we look at each other, only to be disappointed..." She stretched out her hand and let the handkerchief fall from her fingertips, so determined that it seemed as if all the past events had been cut off, " So do you still read it? No more..."

"Huh~~~"

The cold wind blew by, picking up her handkerchief in a circle, and fluttering in the distance.

What I fear most is that the air will suddenly become quiet and the audience will suddenly become silent.

To be fair, Feng Lan's performance is still very good, her emotions and eyes are on point, she is full of emotions, her lines are standard, and she has a strong sense of story, which makes the audience feel deeply involved. It can be said that everyone who sees it is sad and hears it and sheds tears. She is worthy of being the youngest actor in Konoha. The S-class movie queen, the most anticipated next stop legend in the entertainment industry...

However, this is not the set of "The Birth of an Actor" at all! ! !

Just when everyone was embarrassed, A Fei suddenly stepped up, took Feng Lan from Weasel's arms, and held him, pointing at the people watching: "Bring the best medicine! If you can't cure her, you all have to give it." She was buried with him!"

Crowd:…

Itachi & Zetsu & Arashi:? ? ?

No, Second Boss, why are you following along?

No matter how many people reacted, Ah Fei continued to cry heartbrokenly, shaking Feng Lan hard and saying: "Lan Lan, Lan Lan, cheer up, cheer up! It's my brother's fault, he's late... Just wait." , I will definitely kill that scumbag to avenge you!!!"

Everyone was once again embarrassed by the drama:...

No, it seems like your two sets are different? But what's the matter with this mysterious harmony?

Substituting himself as Itachi who was forced into OOC:...

The one who knows everyone's hidden identities:...

Is this a genetic problem, he thought to himself. I'm afraid you brothers and sisters all have some serious illness...

But Feng Lan felt extremely fed up. I don’t know what’s wrong with Obito, but she is obviously the age of an uncle but she still prefers to rub up against her brother. Is this a disguised form of fighting with Itachi?

Haha, a man's desire to win is really strange.

But she couldn't really call him uncle, lest clues would leak out and Obito would realize that she knew his identity; she couldn't just call him brother, either, because she was worried about Itachi. Then an idea flashed and she blurted out: "... Nephew, you must remember that the Ulanara clan cannot be deposed anymore..." She raised her hand tremblingly, grabbed A Fei's collar, and told the queen As if it was a matter of fact, he opened his mouth and said, "You are here, if you want to gain a foothold in "Xiao", you must remember the word ruthlessness... It does not mean being ruthless, being ruthless is also intentional. What you have to do is to be ruthless and unintentional..."

Hiss, this level of proficiency in lines cannot be achieved without reading more than a dozen copies of "The Legend of Musk"...

Then, she obviously felt Obito choked.

Before the performance could continue, I heard someone urging me impatiently: "You guys should stop it, the boss is still anxiously waiting for you to report back to the new base..."

It was too late and then it was too late. Before Jue's words had finished, he saw an afterimage passing by. It took him a while to react belatedly. Bai Jue's arm was slashed with a knife in a deterrent manner. The wound was not deep, but there was a sound. There was a dull pain.

The instigator, Feng Lan, didn't know when she had broken through the dimensional wall and returned to reality from the drama script. She smiled and stretched out her hand, wiping off the debris on the tip of the "Blazing Knot" blade with her fingertips, twisting it provocatively, and then skinned it. He smiled and asked Jue, "I'll give you another chance. Are you in a hurry for the boss to ask us to return to the new base?"

Jue: "..."

How dare he answer "urgent"? If he dares to push again, the next cut will probably be on his neck! Feng Lan would definitely kill someone and silence him, and then tell Payne, "I haven't seen Jue, and I haven't received a message." He seriously doubted, no, absolutely certain that Uchiha Fenglan, a little lunatic who was fearless and unscrupulous, would definitely do this!

Moreover, among the few people watching, it was obvious that those who could save him did not want to save him, and those who wanted to save him were unable to save him. He really wanted to cry without tears and had no way to complain!

Seeing Jue's delay in responding, Feng Lan thought he was going to refuse and wanted to add fuel to the fire. So, she supported "Blazing Knot" and shook her body violently, then twisted her waist in a pretentious way and fell to the ground gracefully.

When Jue saw her movement, he was immediately frightened, thinking that Feng Lan was going to crush her with force again, so he instinctively shrank underground. Only when he shrank halfway did he realize that she was here to touch porcelain.

I saw Feng Lan picking up her pink handkerchief again at some point, covering her face again and pretending to cry: "Spring banquet, a glass of green wine, sing a song, and pay homage to Chen Sanyuan again:

The reward will only rise but not fall;

The second wish is to leave it in ruins without being discovered;

Three Wishes' field work is like taking a vacation, and you can also get a stipend. "

After she finished speaking with sobs, she half-raised her eyelids softly and looked at Jue pitifully, and then cautiously and aggrievedly asked: "...So, can I stay outside for a few more days before going back?" Do you want to meet the boss?" Then, as if he was afraid that he would refuse, he pinched his handkerchief again and added in a low voice, "...Don't worry, boss, I won't sneak away..." and Nissan will supervise me..."

Kisame: "..."

No, who is Samesame? Forget about Itachi Sandidara and Scorpion, when did I join in the same trap with you again?

"And Ah Fei can also supervise Lan Lan!" Ah Fei volunteered and raised his hand, and then said deeply, "Sister, don't worry, brother, I won't let others bully you!"

Feng Lan rolled his eyes and pretended not to hear; But Itachi secretly frowned.

After wandering around for a long time, Jue finally understood Feng Lan's request.

No, if you want to play outside for a few more days, can't you just say it? This roundabout way of using both soft and hard tactics, a grand show and forceful coercion, is it necessary to make it so complicated? He also chopped him with a knife...

So angry! What's even more annoying is that even if I can't beat him, the boss behind the scenes is pretending to be a public servant and helping this crazy girl!

Jue Youyou said that due to Feng Lan's lustful power and even Tie Tuo agreed, he had no choice but to say vaguely: "...Boss...isn't too eager to let you go back. Let's wait until you are done." Then, he slipped into the ground and disappeared.

Seeing Jue, Feng Lan ran away as if running for his life, and pretended to be sad and said falsely: "Eh? Why did he leave now? There is no camaraderie at all..."

Xie chuckled and said disdainfully to Feng Lan, "If you don't leave, I'm afraid your life will be lost."

"It's not that I didn't spread rumors about you!" Feng Lan held her face in her hands, her face turned pale and she looked frightened, "How could a innocent and harmless little girl like me, who is weak and unable to take care of herself, kill someone?"

Everyone except Itachi: "...Do you have any misunderstanding about yourself?"

So just like that, Feng Lan used hard words and threats to win a rare holiday for herself and her teammates. She shamelessly wanted to follow Itachi to Kawa no Kuni to give a mission report to the daimyo's side chamber. Deidara and Scorpion had no other missions. Thinking that vacations were rare and there was no place they particularly wanted to go, they followed the "Nanzhu" group. When they arrived at the capital of the Kingdom of Sichuan, Itachi and Kisame went to visit the daimyo's side chamber, while Feng Lan, Di Xie A Fei and others went to the commercial street to hang out.