The days when I was making trouble in American comics

"Dead? That's really good news, but it's completely inconsistent with the logic that good people don't live long and harm the legacy of thousands of years. I think there's a fraud in it! How could a great person like us die in such a mediocre way? What? If you die, it will definitely be a mess, and the ghosts and gods will cry at night." The eyes that turned into love on the ground retracted like springs and returned to their original shape, and the weirdo in disguise had a venomous tongue and was rude.

"Fake! Do you want to fight?" Hearing this, Thor's anger surged instantly. He stood up. He did not allow anyone to say this about his father. Even if he was beaten by Stanley, he would vent his anger. The inner anguish, and defend the majesty of the God-King.

Stanley waved his hand, raised his leg and spat out vigorously, "Hey, hey, hey! I'm not here to deal with you. Just be quiet, you weak, brainless man."

[The trouble-making value from Sol...]

boom!

Stanley's real "long legs" stretched like rubber pressed Saul against the wall of the interrogation room, making him unable to move.

"Have you never thought about regaining your divine power and going back to save the world? Your brother, that's not your brother, unless your mother Frigga Hongxing has cheated on her and got together with the Frost Giant, hehe! Maybe, God Finally, oh, how good it would be for this tauren to wake up! It’s exciting just thinking about it.” Stanley said, showing his iconic white teeth again.

[The trouble-making value from Sol...]

"Fuck! What are you talking about?! Kill me, Stanley!" Sol hanging on the wall wailed like a wounded beast. The shame, self-blame and grief made him want to die directly. Once and for all.

Stanley blinked and said in Thor's original tone, "Just kidding, it seems you don't know about this. It's impossible for an old guy like Odin to die without saying a word. You actually doubt the greatness." Odin?"

"Are you telling the truth? That's right... How can I doubt the great Odin... I have to cheer up and get Mjolnir back first." After a moment of silence, Thor finally said His eyes finally regained clarity, he murmured, and his body began to exert strength, trying to escape from Stanley's soles.

Suddenly, Thor stopped struggling again and said to Stanley, "Tell me, where is Mjolnir's specific location? What do you want from me?"

"Hehe! Very good. It seems that you have figured it out. You must know that Loki has offered me very generous terms. He said that when he becomes the real God King of Asgard, he will make an appointment with me. Dunheim and some places in Asgard were given to me as territory." Nodding, Stanley retracted his long legs with a snap, but he didn't know why the quality of the suit on him was so good, and there was no trace of it. damaged.

"Impossible, I am the heir of Asgard. My brother has no right to make such a decision, and Odin is just sleeping. Are you lying to me?!" Upon hearing this, Thor showed a shocked expression, He never thought that Loki, who acted as the god king, would dare to make such a promise, but in a rare move, he quickly retorted along with the information Stanley had given before.

Stanley shrugged, pretending to believe it or not, and continued to scare him, "Hey! It's indeed a deep sleep now, but it won't be certain in a few days. I rejected him, but someone accepted him. Commission. What to do, Thor, if Odin is attacked while he is sleeping, Asgard seems to be doomed!"

Suddenly, Sol's face was uncertain, and soon his whole face turned red, exuding heat. It seemed that his brain was overloaded and some of it was not enough.

Suddenly, he said, "What my brother can give you, I can too, as long as you can help me find Thor's Hammer, restore my divine power, and work with me to deal with those people invited by Loki."

Thor has finally figured it out. Only by awakening the great Odin can Asgard be saved. And he believes that by then, even the weirdo in disguise who cannot see through his strength will not be the best in the nine worlds. The opponent of the strong god king.

Therefore, even though he was seeking skin from a tiger, Thor readily agreed.

"Really? It's not enough. When you two have the same chips, why should I choose to help you instead of helping him? I also want a few Valkyries to have a long talk with me. Without them, It's hard for me to get things done." Stanley tested Saul's bottom line and added a condition. He smiled evilly and stared at Saul with a burning gaze.

Facing the sight that seemed to be real, Saul felt a little guilty, but he also knew that now was not the time to retreat. He was under the roof and the situation was beyond his control, so he responded, "No problem, everything is easy to talk about."

"Oh? That's good. I will remember your promise." Stanley took a deep look at Thor and made him tremble before continuing with a smile, "It seems that someone from Huangquan took it. Your hammer, but I have a way to fish him out."

[The trouble-making value from Sol...]

"Underworld?" Thor frowned. He was already anxious, but he was still a little confused about this previously unheard word.

The expression on Stanley's green hood was solemn, "Yes, you may not know that strong men like Odin and I are not uncommon in that mysterious organization."

"Can you be as strong as the great Odin?" Thor cursed in his heart, but he still secretly remembered "Yellow Spring". He only believed half of Stanley's words.

"Then when can you get my hammer back? And, this S.H.I.E.L.D.?"

"That's not a problem. It depends on your luck. If everything goes well, you will soon be able to use Mjolnir to restore your divine power... As for SHIELD, they just want to use your identity to make some fuss. ..”

After that, Stanley ignored the rude Thor and disappeared into the interrogation room in an instant, leaving a mark of a green hood on the spot.

……

New York, SHIELD base.

Nick Fury sat in the office, quietly watching the screen in front of him that seemed to be mosaic, and could only barely make out the pantomime of the humanoid figures on both sides of the conversation. With a gloomy look on his face, he asked the speaking experts beside him, " What is this guy going to do?”

"This... Director, we are not completely sure yet." The experts suddenly looked at each other, glanced at each other, and shook their heads. Who can know this? They are not machines.

"Colson, go ask Thor what they were talking about just now." Looking at this group of experts, Nick Fury's blood surged, and he rudely moved toward the other end of the tunnel connected to the New Mexico base. Microphone said.

After a while.

"...This means that God King Odin has fallen into a deep sleep. Asgard is currently leaderless. Thor, who was exiled to the earth, and his younger brother who holds the title of God King on his behalf are going to compete for the throne of God King?" Nick Fury There was a huge wave in my heart. Fortunately, this battle will not happen on earth.

So, he began to think about how SHIELD could profit from this battle for the alien successors.

Which side to take is a good question, Loki or Thor?

Soon, Nick Fury made his own judgment. He said to the Avengers in the video, "We help Thor and make him the God King of Asgard. Not only is it in line with our SHIELD and Not only for the good of the Avengers, but also for the good of the planet and all of humanity.”

Giving help in times of need is definitely better than adding icing on the cake, and Nick Fury also understands this truth. However, they must first help Thor win the throne, and investment will pay off, otherwise everything will be empty talk.

"Bruce, Coulson, team...Tony, I need you to deal with the 'demons' of Huangquan together. This time we are not the main force, the weirdo in disguise will take action." Looking at a familiar figure that has disappeared in the video, Nick Fury frowned, but still arranged the task.

"After subduing the 'Heaven Demon', we may be able to seek some kind of cooperation with 'Yellow Spring'... Kaz, Arena..." Nick Fury thought to himself, after all, everyone is thinking about it for the sake of mankind. He had a headache.

Recently, a giant who calls himself "Tyrant Bear" and a beautiful woman who can turn people into stone have frequently attacked around the New York area. Although they have solved many gangsters who came back from the life and death arena, they have also caused quite a bad impact. The situation became unstable, and the economic losses caused to New York citizens by large and small battles alone were astronomical, and the army began to take over some neighborhoods.

In order to solve the hidden crisis in New Mexico, S.H.I.E.L.D. and the Avengers were completely transformed into a land-washing team in New Mexico, and they could only watch "Tyrant Bear" and Boya Hancock leave.

After hanging up the video call, Nick Fury paced the room.

After a while, he took out his satellite phone and dialed another number.

"The problem of the big snake should have been solved by the great emperor. I saw a statue belonging to the emperor at the battle site. Nick, our arrangements in New Mexico can be put away." It was Steve on the other end of the phone. Rogers, he said impatiently, standing in front of the golden statue of the Emperor that was still glowing, he felt his own insignificance, and he felt even more powerful that the Emperor was more powerful.

"Really... maybe you can come back first. The people of New York need you, Captain. There are also some situations happening here." Nick Fury pondered for a while, thinking about the words. He knew that the Steve Rogers now was not him. This guy is too mentally unstable to be able to forcefully arrange tasks.

Steve Rogers carefully observed a mysterious chain extending from the base of the statue, "Oh? I will go back as soon as possible."

Then before Nick Fury could react, he took off his earphones, hung up the phone, and walked towards the direction where the chain extended.

The further he walked, the thicker the air became. Steve Rogers felt it was difficult to breathe, but this was not a reaction that should have occurred on him after the transformation. His body trembled, and a terrible thought came to his mind. "Could it be..."

[The value of making trouble from Steve Rogers...]

"Orochi?!" Looking at the silver-haired god with closed eyes who was still floating with a huge hole in his chest opened by the chain, Steve Rogers' scalp was numb, the lasers in his eyes flashed faintly, and he flew back.

"Emperor? No, he is just an ant with a little bit of the emperor's aura, not even a divine choice." Orochi slowly opened his eyes, with an indifferent expression on his face. When he waved his hands, he shattered the surrounding space like a mirror. , revealing a pitch-black hole, shaking and straightening the chain connecting the base of the statue to the depths of the earth in an instant, and dodged to pin down Steve Rogers, as if the Emperor had not sealed him at all.

zizi~

The scarlet laser shot out of Steve Rogers' eye sockets, no nonsense, the energy exploded between him and the silver-haired god at close range, but it only caused blue ripples on the surface of the snake's muscles, and even left no traces. Neither can be done.

Feeling the irresistible power in the hands of the big snake, Steve Rogers felt despair in his heart, but the mysterious chain and the sudden burst of dazzling light on the statue still helped him.

The big snake threw Steve Rogers away and looked coldly at the statue made of gold, "Emperor, you have also embarked on this path, you despicable thief."

"Human beings do not need the existence of gods, you scavenging hyenas!"

"You don't need it, but someone does. What's more, I am the orthodoxy of this planet!" Orochi said, giving Steve Rogers a deep look that made him feel like he was struck by lightning.

Suddenly, Steve Rogers' vision suddenly went black and he lost consciousness.

……

The next day.

New York, a base on the ground of S.H.I.E.L.D.

"It's bad, the one who came to hell this time is actually the 'Demon' Cang Qi." Wu Liuqi, who had rushed back from Las Vegas, sat in Nick Fury's office with a solemn expression. Beside him, dumplings and Wang Xiaoer also looked like he was facing a formidable enemy.

Natasha didn't understand the expressions of the three of them, "Is he very strong? Compared to Shakten?"

"'Celestial Demon' Cang Cu, even in Huangquan, can be regarded as an absolute strong man. According to the information we Biluo has obtained, he joined Huangquan before Emperor Shitian, and he is almost regarded as Tianzun's right-hand man. This A big shot... It seems they are determined to get the Lingzhu." Dumpling did not answer Natasha's question directly, but he did not conceal the meaning behind his words.

[The value of making trouble from Nick Fury...]

This made Nick Fury deep in thought. He began to worry about the weirdo in disguise and suspected that he would not be able to compete with the "devil", so he had to be prepared to let other members of the Avengers take care of the damage.

"But don't panic, we have backup plans. As mentioned above, we will send someone here soon." Wang Xiaoer gently patted the back of Natasha's hand and gave her a reassuring look.

After hearing this, Nick Fury breathed a sigh of relief and stood up from the armrest of his chair, "That's good."

"Help me locate the current location of the Demon. If you have any movements, please report to me at any time." Nick Fury continued to say to Melinda.

Melinda smiled bitterly and handed him the information she had long wanted to give to Nick Fury. "Director, except when he was in New Mexico, we could see him from surveillance in some places. Now he has completely disappeared. Condition, we couldn't lock him in."

"Don't waste your efforts. If I want to get rid of your cameras, it won't take much effort, let alone the 'Tianmo' Cang Cui." Wu Liuqi said, the scissors were still split in half, and the cold light hovered over his body. .

[The value of making trouble from Natasha...]

[The value of making trouble from Nick Fury...]

"Director, Stanley came to see Thor again, and this time he brought the Cosmic Cube. It seems that he is really going to take action!"

Suddenly, Coulson's urgent voice came from Nick Fury's headset, which made him stunned when he wanted to speak. He immediately pulled down the microphone and said, "Follow them and figure out where they are going. ...Everyone, it’s time for us to take action.”

He looked around, and SHIELD immediately started to move, and this time even the Biluo trio did not refuse to act together.

"I just don't know where the captain is. He should still be in New Mexico, right?" Watching everyone get on the gunship, Nick Fury regretted the call he made to Steve Rogers yesterday, and now there is no news from the captain at all. , I couldn’t contact him, and I don’t know what exactly happened.

……

At the same time, in the interrogation room of the second temporary base.

Thor was not surprised by Stanley's sudden appearance out of thin air. He just looked at the Cosmic Cube in his hand that emitted inexplicable energy fluctuations in surprise. His intuition told him that this thing was very dangerous.

However, thinking of the top priority at the moment, Thor still asked very excitedly, "You are here, when will you help me find my Thor's hammer?"

"Don't worry, you can't eat hot tofu in a hurry. It'll be ready soon. This is the bait I used to lure him in." Stanley picked the remaining meat foam on his white teeth with a toothpick in one hand, and then removed it with the other hand. The Cosmic Cube was displayed to Thor openly.

"This is?" Thor looked puzzled. He really didn't know what this thing was. He was not yet born when Odin placed the Cosmic Cube on the earth.

"The Cosmic Rubik's Cube is a good treasure, but it also seems to be a 'spirit bead'. That guy should have a way to determine its location." Stanley was wearing a coquettish purple suit today, with a light green tie neatly hanging from his neck. It hangs down and seems to be integrated with the headgear of the same color.

Thor was a little suspicious, and he said to Stanley, "Bring it to me and see."

"Are you sure? Without divine power, your body may collapse the moment you pick it up, or you may be transported to an unknown place in the vast universe. Don't you want to go home?" He glanced at Thor jokingly. Stanley generously grabbed the Cosmic Cube that shone with blue crystal energy and handed it to him.

And Thor took a few steps back. At this juncture, he didn't want to cause trouble, "Forget it, let's get started."

Upon hearing these words, Stanley took out a purple hat out of thin air, first showed that there was nothing in it like a magician, then put the Cosmic Cube into it, and then slammed it on the ground.

boom!

A huge light beam that could accommodate several people suddenly broke through the ceiling of the interrogation room with the hat and headed towards the sky of New Mexico.

The beam of light carried an inexplicable aura, drawing in the surrounding debris, and then disappeared, unknown to where it went.

There was a strong wind for a moment. Thor grabbed Stanley and put roots under his feet. If he had known that the disguised geek would use this method to fish out the enemy, he would not be standing here.

"Fuck!" Hawkeye Barton, Tony and Coulson, surrounded by a group of well-trained agents, walked out of the base quickly. Looking at the beam of light shooting from the interrogation room, everyone cursed in unison.