The days when I was making trouble in American comics

"Hulk, why have you become smaller?"

General Ross stood up and asked, although the current version of the Hulk is more impactful in terms of strength and vision, if his soldiers are all this half-human height, he may have to face some trouble.

For example, training boy scouts is against humanitarianism...

"I don't know, there must be something going on that I don't know about."

The gray-faced Dr. Stern's eyes were bright. He wanted to figure out how this was done. This might be another important discovery.

"Where are the blood samples? Ah Fu, follow the doctor to get them."

"And, Falk! Bring Blonsky back to me, dead or alive."

General Ross's face trembled, and he looked at the ruins with sharp eyes, like an angry lion.

It's a bit ridiculous to think about it now. Even one of his soldiers dared to kidnap his own daughter and rebel against him.

ten minutes later.

"General, I also found this at the scene." Ah Fu took out the crumpled paper that the black cat threw in the trash can.

"Walter?" General Ross looked at the spread paper, his pupils shrank suddenly, and then he punched downwards.

I finally caught you.

On the paper, it was clearly "Umbrella's APTX4869 test product."

……

Big Bird Bar, Brooklyn.

"Foreigners are open-minded." Wang Xiaoer held a black cat in his arms and looked at the guests with bright eyes. This scene of firing in public was an eye-opener for him.

Last time he left in such a hurry that he didn't even use the memory erasing rod given to him by Chen Shu. Now he had to come here first and rob the rich and give to the poor with Dumpling and Toshio Saeki in order to survive.

Otherwise, you don’t know how much you will have to pay if you get caught.

"Xiao Hei, where are the dumplings?" Thinking of this, Wang Xiaoer had a headache and asked in a low voice.

The black cat shook his head and jumped out of his arms.

"Handsome, can I buy you a drink?"

Suddenly, a red-haired woman with a hot figure sat down next to Wang Xiaoer. She looked beautiful and acted frivolously.

"Of course, of course."

Of course Wang Xiaoer couldn't stand this test. He felt like something was gestating and surging in his nose.

"What's your name?"

"Wang Xiaoer, what about you?"

"And there's a name like that? My name is Natalie Rushman."

The red-haired woman covered her mouth and chuckled. The giant thing on her chest swayed and the snake's waist twisted. It dazzled Wang Xiaoer and attracted the attention of many men present.

"I'm Chinese, that's why I have this name."

Natasha secretly made a note that this yellow man was the target of her mission tonight.

"Hey, man, could you please give me some trouble?"

A black guy swallowed his saliva and patted Wang Xiaoer on the shoulder with a bad tone.

"Oh, do you want to sit here? Let's go, Natalie." Wang Xiaoer stood up.

"You can leave, but she can't." The black man smiled ferociously, trying to push Wang Xiaoer aside and show off his manliness in front of the beautiful woman. Let's do it again tonight.

"Oh oh oh~" the people around started to cheer, preparing to watch a good show.

It's a pity that despite the black man suppressing his blush, widening his eyes, and exerting all his strength, the Chinese man in front of him did not move at all. Instead, he stood with his chest crossed, with a confused expression on his face.

"Try harder, buddy! Didn't you eat? What are you doing? Are you practicing holding your breath?" Wang Xiaoer smiled secretly, thank you buddy for letting me pretend.

He shook the rope with all his strength and shook the black man away, making him unsteady and fall on his back.

"Hahaha!"

There was a burst of laughter.

No matter where you are, it's fun to watch people make fools of themselves.

Natasha was no exception. She burst into laughter and her body trembled wildly, making Wang Xiaoer also happy.

"Xiaoer, where did you come from?" Natasha asked calmly, stroking Wang Xiaoer's red face with her hand and holding the wine glass with her other hand.

"You ghost ladies are not good people. You are pretending to be innocent here with me. No, I have to ask Brother Shu... But, if you don't take advantage of it, you are a bastard, hehe!"

Pretending to be inspired by lust and soul, Wang Xiaoer saw clues from Natasha's hands and figure. He also knew a thing or two about the art of fortune-telling, not to mention why he was asking where he came from. ?

Pity! You are a beautiful woman, but why are you a thief?

However, if I can take a stick from him tonight, then forget it.

Wang Xiaoer contacted Chen Shu and thought happily.

Looking at Wang Xiaoer's performance, Natasha was also very happy. This guy looked like a chicken at first glance, so this task didn't seem difficult.

"Me, me? Sister, I'm from 'Biluo'." Wang Xiaoer's heart turned to stone. This old lady was not my type. She was a bit arrogant, and he almost spilled the beans.

[Trouble value from Natasha Romanoff +125]

"Old? Biluo?" Natasha wondered if she had been seen through, but she was immediately attracted by the word "Biluo". It seemed that this was their extraordinary organization.

So Natasha sat directly on Wang Xiaoer's body, put her hands around his neck, and kissed him sweetly.

"Hmm~"

Wang Xiaoer's eyes were blurry. Chen Shu and the person he mentioned just now might both be old enough to be his grandmother, or they might just be eighteen years old and he cut them to eighteen years old.

"Yes, 'Bi Luo', I just came to New York to work. Hiss~ Of course, there are also any... tasks."

This is so exciting, all the tricks in the short movie are used, Wang Xiaoer silently recites the Heart-Cleaning Mantra, this is their sugar-coated bullet!

Then give me some more! hey-hey!

"Well, what's the mission?" Natasha gasped and asked with sparkling eyes.

But is he really a novice driver who knows nothing?

Why does it feel like his jungler has some magic...

"...Just looking for the 'Yellow Spring' and the Lingzhu."

Washing his face with milk, Wang Xiaoer said sincerely that if he hadn't been unfamiliar with the place, he would have wanted to experience the American style and opened fire in public.

……

LA.

Seeing that the two were about to get into trouble, Chen Shu quickly ended his viewing angle. He didn't have such a habit.

Perhaps this is the charm of the old BCSGO. Wang Xiaoer, who is inexperienced in human affairs, chose RUSH, and there is nothing wrong with it.

But tell me, can this black widow be eighteen years old?

Who believes it!

Anyway, Chen Shu didn't believe it. He looked at the trouble-making value rising like a tide on the system panel.

It’s time to draw again.