The days when I was making trouble in American comics

Looking at the slightly exaggerated dressing style of the visitor, Dumpling frowned.

"Is this your friend?"

"No, it's the first time I've met him. Dumpling, be careful, he's not an ordinary person." Sensing the visitor's unusual heart rate and blood flow rate, Matt recalled the person's voice in his mind and said with certainty. , and put on a posture.

Carrying a pair of swords, the sand sculpture patted his belly, let out a smelly burp, and staggered to the three of them, "Just kidding, buddy, I'm really not that kind of person, don't look at me like that. Hehe, okay. Well, this is Wade Wilson, boys, need some help? For just a thousand dollars, I can help you get rid of this weirdo."

"You should have received an invitation, Tony's birthday party, will you go?"

Ignoring Deadpool's nonsense, Dumpling looked at Matt and asked. His telepathy had spread all over his body to prevent Deadpool's attack.

"Okay, it looks like you don't need my help. What about this gentleman? For only ten thousand dollars, I can help you catch these two boys and do whatever you want. Sir, I can even make instant noodles I can’t even afford it, so the rivers and lakes are helping me, please take pity on me.”

Being ignored by several people, Deadpool didn't feel embarrassed at all. He knelt down, hugged Matt's thigh, and continued to promote his business with a coquettish cry.

"..."

The wind blew across the street corner, and there was a silence.

Looking up at Dumpling and Matt's cold eyes, Deadpool scratched his head and left Matt's lap, "Well, it seems you don't need it. But please remember, I am Wade Wilson, Deadpool, mission Bida, if you have any questions, go to Wade, Wade only cares about money!"

After that, Deadpool coquettishly swung his butt and walked towards the other end of the street.

"No, Danny and I won't go. Huh, a climax party? He can't think of that."

Daredevil said flatly that he would not go to such an occasion, let alone Tony Stark's birthday party.

"What?! Climax party? Brother, can you take me there? Is there a charge? Or do I need an invitation? There should be a lot of beauties there, why don't you go?"

Upon hearing this, Deadpool suddenly turned around and ran back, standing in front of Matt with his arms crossed and making a lot of noise.

Dumpling was speechless for a while, then he stretched out his hand and waved hard.

"Then can you give me the invitation letter for free? Little Wade will thank you very much..."

Deadpool flew out instantly and hit the wall hard, but he still kept chattering.

"Ah! I'm going to die. I have three broken bones. You must compensate me, at least three thousand dollars, or I will die in front of you..."

Squirming and crawling in front of the three of them, Deadpool felt that he had seized a good opportunity to make a fortune.

"Stop pretending, I can feel that you are still in good health. What is your purpose, Mr. Wade Wilson?"

Matt couldn't help but speak, he couldn't resist this bullshit plaster.

"For whatever purpose, it must be for money. Man, Vanessa said that if I can't make any more money, she will break up with me and go find her ex-boyfriend. So, hell, Okay, okay, I can do anything.”

Deadpool said, standing up from the ground.

Then, he turned around and patted his butt, continued to rub his fingers and said,

"Although Little Wade's business ability is not very good, if you want to invest in it, I can do it...but, you know, you have to add money."

"Uncle Wade, can someone like you have a girlfriend? Then I feel like my future is bright. Also, what does it mean to become a shareholder?"

Peter, who was sitting on top of Xiangyun, blinked. Ever since he became angry, he has gradually become more lively and cheerful, and he always talks a lot in front of acquaintances.

"What do you mean? I think Wade Wilson was the one who punched Brad Pitt and kicked Leonardo. If you don't believe me, look at it. Hey!"

Deadpool pulled up his hood in embarrassment and was laughed at by a child. How could that be done? He had to be scared back.

"Waterfa! His face!" Peter Parker looked at Deadpool's disfigured chin like a burnt ghost in front of him, shouted in horror, and leaned closer to Dumpling.

"Haha! You know how powerful your Uncle Wade is!" Seeing Peter's horrified expression, Deadpool laughed wildly and clapped his hands. He then put his hands together and put them to his ears. With a girlish heart, he asked Matt road,

"How about it, brother, you see that you and I are wearing similar clothes, both are Christmas special items. I will just go in with your invitation letter then. Little Wade has not seen a beautiful woman for a long time since he came back from the Middle East. Already~"

"Middle East? Deadpool, who are you?"

Although Matt didn't know what Peter and Dumpling saw, he didn't say anything about the climax party, but continued to ask questions.

"Yeah, the Middle East, you know? My last employer was sick. One moment he said he was Mark Specter, and the other moment he said he was Jack Lockley. It was a pure split personality. Uncle Wade was really convinced. You know this is the case. I definitely won’t ask for such a small amount of money, Fake!”

"But you can also see from this incident that Wade is truly the conscience of the industry, bettercallme! Woohoo..."

Using his telekinesis to stop Deadpool who wanted to continue to fuss, Dumpling said to Matt, "Matt, forget it, let him come to us when the time comes, and I'll take him in."

"It's up to you. As long as he doesn't mess around here in Hell's Kitchen, I'll accept it."

Matt turned and walked into the darkness, waving his hand.

"Let's go home, Peter, it's time for you to rest."

When Dumpling raised his hand, auspicious clouds rose up, and after seeing Peter go away, he let go of Deadpool's mouth.

"Oh, hello. What kind of comic book character are you? I seem to have never seen you before. Did you get it by adding money to someone else? Or, you also worked for that bullshit author. I'll tell you Said, below him..."

Deadpool muttered, he raised his hand to glance at the Adventure Time children's watch he was wearing backwards, pressed the speaker in his belt, and danced to the rhythm of "shoop".

"If you keep talking nonsense, not only will I not take you to the Orgasm Party, but I will also stuff you into a cesspit. I know you are immortal, but so what, you don't want to stay there all the time. Are you ready?"

Diaozi said harsh words lightly. These words did have a certain impact on Diaozi's heart, but his loyalty to Chen Shu did not waver at all.

"Don't worry, I won't tell anyone nonsense. I haven't read your comics. Immortality, you still know this? Shit? The taste is really sour. I can describe a day to you, But it really stinks, and Uncle Wade doesn’t want to try it again. By the way, when is the Playboy climax party? Superboy, take me there, please!”

After saying some tasteful words, Deadpool turned off the stereo, fell to his knees again, and begged to the dumplings.