The days when I was making trouble in American comics

The third day, the night of Tony Stark’s birthday, the Upper East Side villa in New York.

"Well, this is good, this seems to be good too..." Mixing happily with the crowd, Deadpool put on the blue-eyed fruit fly-like sunglasses he snatched from a kid on the street outside his hood, and looked busy in front of him. Hot girls coming to the party.

"Is the life of rich people so simple and unpretentious? I fucking love this kind of life so much!"

"Hey! Is this some kind of sexy suit? Are you here to attend Mr. Stark's birthday party?" A girl next to him asked, looking at Deadpool's strange look.

Deadpool pushed up his slightly huge glasses and looked at the hot girl in front of him, "Yes, I was invited to attend Tony's birthday party. How much is your appearance fee? Maybe I can ask Tony to turn it over for you. Times the price.”

"Really?" The girl was a little moved. She smiled charmingly and put her hands on Deadpool's arms.

After rubbing it for a while, Deadpool looked at the bustling villa gate and security personnel that appeared in front of him, and reluctantly took his hand out. His nosebleeds had already seeped out of his headgear.

"Hey~ This is how it feels. Remember me, my name is Matt. I am about to enter now. You can just tell me my name later."

"Pfft, okay, Mr. Matt." Finally, she scratched Deadpool's hand and looked at his back as he fled in panic. The girl smiled. It was such a small thing that I could directly take advantage of it.

After a while, a blast of music began to play in the villa.

"...There are no rules, the carnival begins, I wish everyone a happy night!"

After Tony took the microphone and said that, he smiled and hugged the two Playboy cover girls. This party would be his last carnival, because he planned to propose to Pepper in a few days.

"Hot girl, where did you buy your clothes? They're really nice. How much does it cost? I want to buy a set exactly the same for my girlfriend." Deadpool had a look of enjoyment on his face as Natasha secretly held up his gun. Staring intently at Natasha's rising and falling chest, the nosebleed that had just stopped showed signs of flowing out again.

"Stop talking nonsense, are you sure it was Dumpling and the others who asked you to come? You pretended to be Matt, don't you think you are being humorous?"

Natasha smiled and greeted everyone she knew, but secretly she thought this guy was a freak.

Just now, he received a strong kick from himself, and Natasha could hear the smashing sound at that time, but now this weirdo who calls himself "Matt" just tightened his crotch slightly, as if nothing happened. Same.

"Don't look at me like that. Little Wade knows that he is handsome, but I already have a girlfriend. If you don't mind, I want to ask my girlfriend if she minds... Oh, by the way, I forgot to ask. , hot girl, do you have a boyfriend?" Deadpool wiped his nose, pushed his glasses to the top of his head, and looked at the party that was going on everywhere, his eyes shining brightly.

"Natasha, let him go. Dumpling made him come."

Wang Xiaoer, bare chested and wearing a pair of beach hot pants, came over and hugged Natasha's waist.

"What are you going to do? There's enough chaos here already."

Natasha held her forehead, and there was already a faint sound coming from the swimming pool.

"No, don't let me go, buddy, I did it voluntarily. Hot girl, is he your boyfriend? Well, I'm heartbroken. I didn't expect you to be this kind of person, so I'd better find someone else. One more question, Tony should be paying for the entire audience, right?"

Deadpool, who was pushed away, held his chest and made a series of exaggerated movements before continuing to make noises.

"That's right, Tony will pay for everything." Wang Xiaoer smiled lightly and walked into the villa with Natasha in his arms.

"Then how many do I want? This one seems good, and this one, and that one... By the way, why didn't I see Super Boy? I know this is a place not suitable for children, but he told me to let me find it. his."

Hearing this, Deadpool provoked the girl on the spot, which made him a little dizzy.

"Not here, he went to play video games with Wu Liuqi." Wang Xiaoer said casually as he looked at the entrance of the villa.

"Doctor, he is just such a person. As I told you before, let's go back."

General Ross walked out of the villa with Dr. Hammond, glancing at Wang Xiaoer and Deadpool on the way. Several soldiers in plainclothes around them vaguely protected the two in the center.

"What is he here for?" Wang Xiaoer frowned.

Natasha whispered, "It should have been invited by Tony, maybe to show his attitude. He didn't want to hand over the steel suit."

……

Inside the villa.

Tony has already put on the steel suit and is ready to take the two cover girls to the sky for some fun.

"Tony, maybe you should wake up. This is not the Tony I know. You don't deserve to wear this steel armor, take it off!" At this moment, James Rhodes also walked away wearing an unpainted steel suit. He came out, the Ark Reactor on his chest lit up, and he stretched out his arm towards Tony.

Tony let go of the two girls in his arms and said with a smile, "James, are you crazy?"

In fact, this armor was given to James Rhodes on purpose by him. They are both brothers. Tony, who has solved his physical problems, also plans to find a helper for himself. And if the military insists on handing over the steel suit, why wear the armor? The person wearing the clothes couldn't be his good buddy James Rhodes?

With this idea in mind, Tony personally built a brand new suit and opened Jarvis' authority to James, but Tony never expected that he would do this at this time.

"what!"

Looking at the two people who were about to confront each other, screams echoed in the villa. Everyone, including the person who was firing, stood up and squeezed towards the door.

However, a group of girls who had managed to squeeze in around Tony looked at each other at this moment, their bodies emitted a gradually blazing red light, and they shouted, "For Mandarin!"

"Don't blame me... Walter?" James Rhodes was just halfway through speaking when he saw these girls rushing towards Tony.

"Sir, the surface temperature of the aircraft is too high and the damage is 15%... The power system has been damaged. It is dangerous. Please pay attention!"

Following Jarvis's prompt, a burst of black smoke floated from Tony's Mark IV suit, accompanied by the sound of the armor falling off and the sound of an electric short circuit.

"Fuck! What the hell is this?" This was the high temperature that even Tony could feel inside the armor. He wanted to fly up in fear, but found that the power system of the legs of the suit had been destroyed, and the arms were also damaged. same.

The blow worked, and the eyes of these girls were filled with dazzling red light. The high temperature in their hands gradually melted the armor they grabbed from Tony into liquid. They charged towards Tony again, the red light on their bodies flickering. It is more intense, revealing the specific appearance of blood vessels and heart in the human body.