[Naruto] To the underworld

When Kakuzu found the two of them, Hidan was trying to trick the girl into feeling the best kind of pain.

"Come and try it, you will like this feeling, every bit of the feeling of death...and then join me in worshiping the evil god devoutly." Hidan said enthusiastically.

Ever since she agreed to Itachi's bet and experienced how badly Tsukuyomi was cheated, she no longer wants to easily try the special techniques of Akatsuki members. The last battle with Kakuzu was purely forced, and now she is so good. It would be hard to think about feeling pain, especially the weird ninjutsu of the suspected super masochist in front of me.

"No, I don't want to be hung on a tree by you."

"Don't worry, I won't pin you down."

"I just changed into this new dress a while ago. I don't want it to be torn by your weapons."

"No matter what this kind of external thing does, it's better to experience the supreme happiness in exchange for pain... The Evil God Religion is really the strongest and unique religion in the world!"

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"Uncle Kakuzu! Here!" The girl waved cheerfully when she saw Kakuzu coming over.

This experience lesson of the Evil God Cult ended before it even started. Kakuzu said that he would rush to a nearby town to settle down before dark. Hidan had no choice but to stop the mission with a look of regret on his face, chatting with the girl about other things while walking on the road. What made him a little happy was that unlike Kakuzu who was dull and sarcastic, the girl was willing to listen to him and respond to him. The two of them could also complain about Kakuzu together, and the journey was finally no longer so lonely and boring.

The three of them found a hotel as soon as they entered the city. The two of the Mikita group changed out of their clothes that smelled strongly of blood, but they still wore the iconic blood cloud black robes. The girl was speechless and guessed that they probably brought them with them. Storage reel. What makes the girl happy is that although Kakuzu loves money, he does not worry about booking a room. Each person has a room and does not interfere with each other.

The conflict arises over dinner choices. The girl had not eaten any sweets other than chocolate since she was knocked down by Itachi with his Sharingan in the dessert shop last time. Her desire to eat all kinds of desserts was extremely urgent. When she saw a dango shop, her eyes lit up and she headed straight for it. Li Chong.

"Wait a minute, we don't want to eat this." Hidan grabbed her collar, looked at Kakuzu and said, "Are you still going to the izakaya?"

Kakuzu let out a low "hmm".

The girl quit and turned around and said, "That's not a place suitable for a girl like me. You go and eat your food. I'll be right here."

"I'm not asking you to drink. Can't I just order you some edible dishes? You should know that the rules of the organization are to act together and not to be left alone." Hidan dragged her forward, "Stop making trouble, hurry up Let’s go, I’m hungry too.”

"You can just work together as a couple. I'm just a substitute. Don't worry about me. I'll come to you after eating, or you can come to me." The girl gave Hidan an elbow and then a kick, forcing Hidan to let go.

"Alternates must also abide by the rules and not act alone." Kakuzu said coldly.

The girl looked at Kakuzu, then at Hidan, and moved a few steps towards the dumpling shop. Her eyes showed uncompromising stubbornness and seriousness, "I know what this rule means, but on this street, from dumplings to The store is only two or three hundred meters from the izakaya in front, so even if the two seniors want to monitor me, it will be no problem. Or - you don't have confidence in yourself? "

"You kid—" Kakuzu released a vague murderous aura, and his green eyes gleamed fiercely.

"Little girl, this is a bit difficult..." Hidan looked around and felt something was a little awkward.

Someone on the street noticed the three of them, but maybe they thought Kakuzu and Hidan's outfits didn't look too easy to mess with, so they just glanced at them quickly and walked away. There was only a little girl of five or six years old who pointed at the girl and said ignorantly: "Mom, look at that little sister, she is so pitiful. Her grandfather and father don't let her eat dumplings..."

When Kakuzu and Hidan's unkind gazes moved over, the little girl's mother was so frightened that she panicked and covered the little girl's mouth, apologized sincerely, picked her up and ran away.

The girl showed a weird smile and quickly faded away, and her tone became softer: "The rule is that the dead are alive. For the sake of your companions, can you make it easier to eat, seniors?"

"There's really nothing I can do about you." Hidan muttered.

Kakuzu finally understood the girl's sweet tooth. Although he was very angry at her disobedience, he didn't want to attract too much attention on the street, so he suppressed his anger and said in a mute voice, "Stay in this shop." Running around." He rolled his sleeves and walked away.

The three of them returned to the hotel after dinner. Kakuzu proposed to meet at 8 o'clock the next morning, and everyone went back to their rooms.

The girl had already planned to go shopping, but she knew that the two people might object again, so she had to use special means again.

Half an hour later, she listened carefully to the movements in the two rooms on the left and right, then quietly opened the door, like a cat, walking silently through the corridor.

However, the tall figure standing at the corner of the stairs broke the girl's luck. She was a little upset, but she still had a faint smile on her face. She twisted her slender waist and was about to pass by him without looking away.

"Where to go?" Kakuzu took a step sideways and stood in front of her.

Even though she had improved her figure through disguise, the girl was still more than ten centimeters shorter than Kakuzu. She raised her beautiful and delicate face, her charming eyes were shining, and her surging breasts almost touched the front of Kakuzu's robe.

"Uncle, do you want to go on a date?" she said softly.

"Kid, are you really not afraid that I will kill you?" Kakuzu looked down at her indifferently, his green eyes unwavering.

The girl said "cut" and found it extremely boring, "It's completely different from the lustful immortal...Uncle, you really look like a parent who supervises the children at home."

"If only you could be more honest, I wouldn't have to keep an eye on you." Kakuzu now really felt that Pain had gotten himself into a lot of trouble. This kid had more tricks up his sleeve than Hidan.

"Uncle, you have a strong desire to control." The girl took a step back and said, "I am not your prisoner, nor your subordinate. I am a member of the organization just like you. Trust me a little more. I I won’t run around, and I won’t do anything detrimental to the organization.”

Kakuzu sneered: "A member of the organization? Trust? Wait until when you can wear our clothes. Answer the question I just asked, where are you going?"

"Let's go shopping..." The girl counted items on her fingers, "The most important thing is the chocolate candy balls, not a single one is left, and then there are the new lipsticks, bags, hair accessories... and more Buy some melon seeds and bring back a small cake to eat. Well, I still owe Hidan a bottle of hair gel."

Xiaonan, the only female in the organization before, would never do this... The new kid who joined was so annoying.

Kakuzu frowned in displeasure, "Then why do you need to disguise yourself?"

The girl murmured in a low voice, "I guess you will stop me, just like last time... I didn't expect you to recognize me so quickly."

"Do you think I'll be fooled a second time?" Kakuzu saw several hotel guests coming towards the stairs. He didn't want to talk to her any more, so he walked out and saw her frozen in place, whispering. , "Hurry up if you want to get out."

The girl was a little surprised, but more happy. She walked out of the hotel gracefully and walked towards the busiest commercial street.

Kakuzu always followed the girl, keeping a close distance from her. When she entered the store to choose items, he waited outside the store.

The girl appreciated his hard work in accompanying (monitoring) and specially bought chestnut yokan as a reward. However, she saw him turning his head in disgust and saying angrily: "Take this thing away."

The girl's face darkened, she immediately retracted her hand and stuffed it into her mouth.

When they returned to the inn, Hidan was standing at the door of Kakuzu's room with a stinky face.

"That little girl seems to have escaped." Hidan pointed to the empty room next to him, whose door he had broken open with brute force, and told Kakuzu who was getting closer and closer.

"It's okay, she's here." Kakuzu responded calmly.

"Hey? Do you know where she is?" Hidan was a little confused about his partner Yun Danfengqing's attitude. He turned his head and glanced behind him, and his jaw almost dropped in shock, "You—Kakuzu, you actually went out with a woman. We even brought him back to spend the night on a date!”

"Shut up!" Kakuzu was not in a good mood when he experienced "shopping with someone" for the first time, and he was even more troubled by his partner's blindness.

The girl blew a kiss to Hidan and smiled sweetly, "Young handsome man, do you want to go on a date?"

"Ahem, who are you..." Hidan's ears turned red suspiciously.

Kakuzu opened the door and said to the two worried guys, "Come in."

"Grandma said that girls can't enter single men's rooms so late at night." The girl smiled shyly again.

"Can we get in?" Kakudu punched the wall with a cold face, and a pit was instantly dented in the wall, with spider web-like cracks appearing.

"Uncle, you destroyed this. If you want to pay for it, you should pay for it." The girl entered his room carrying her things.

Hidan finally reacted and chased after him, "Little girl, it's you..."

Kakuzu entered last and closed the door behind his back.

"This is a special kind of disguise that uses the power of telekinesis." The girl pushed her fluffy and soft silver hair aside and motioned for Hidan to reach out and touch the back of her head.

Hidan touched several hard things, "This is-"

"It's nails." The girl quickly pulled out a small pile of round-headed nails from various places on her body. Amidst the creaking sound of bones rubbing together, her body and face were distorted and deformed several times, and her figure gradually shrank back to its original shape.

"That's really interesting." Hidan's eyes sparkled.

"Can I disguise myself as anyone I want? Is there a time limit?" Kakuzu asked calmly.

"Actually, the thoughts on this nail are not mine, but someone else's, so although I can change my appearance, I can't change into any face as skillfully as he does. As for the duration, it usually takes a few hours for me to return to my original appearance. , it is said that if it has been too long, it may not change back." The girl put her hands together to put away the nails, and buttoned the buttons on her chest neatly.

"So why did you go shopping like this with Kakuzu? Pretending to be a couple?" Hidan asked, touching his chin.

Kakuzu couldn't bear it anymore and wanted to throw him out.

But the girl was one step ahead of him and threw something hard at Hidan's face, but he tilted his head and raised his hand to catch it firmly.

"Hidan-nii, have you replaced your IQ with a pretty face... It's not like you need to disguise to perform a mission." The girl took out a piece of cake from the bag, opened the package, took a piece of it with a small fork and put it in her mouth, squinting her eyes happily. , "I'm just afraid that Uncle Kakuzu won't let me go out, and I promised to give you a bottle of hairspray. I never like to break my promise, so I tried my old tricks to deceive him. As for why the uncle went with him... maybe he was worried about me. Such a beauty must have been kidnapped by bad guys.”

The two villains in the room fell silent.

"We already know your ability to disguise yourself. You can go back to your room and rest." Kakuzu wanted to drive the two of them back.

But the girl sat on the chair without getting up, "The lock on my door was broken by Hidan-nii. You can't let me sleep with the door open. It's too dangerous for girls."

"Only those who enter your room will be in danger...Forget it, how about-" Hidan was about to propose changing rooms, but Kakuzu walked out first.

"You can live here."

The cloyingly sweet smell of cakes in the room became stronger and stronger, and it seemed that you could smell it through the mask. Kakuzu walked into the girl's room next door without looking back, swung the door open, and locked the door with a black thread.