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Liyue Port, Feiyun Slope, in front of the General Affairs Department.

"Uncle Lanye of Xiyuan Temple." Su Cheng greeted the visitor.

"Here." Saionji Ranye handed over a red oil-paper umbrella bought at a grocery store, with a golden sycamore leaf pattern on it.

Su Cheng took it, but felt that this kind of umbrella was too fancy to hold up.

"What are you thinking about? Are you here to soak in the rain or enjoy the rain?" Xiyuanji Lanye smiled and met Hu Tao's eyes for a moment.

Hutao pouted, always feeling that this person was weird, but he couldn't tell what was weird about him.

There was a scent like musk and orchids floating around his body. Although he used this rough fisherman's outfit to cover himself up, he could not hide the faint scent.

How can a grown man use orchid spice?

Hu Tao paused.

She heard from the crew of Beidou's Death Star that Inazuma has a product called transvestite, and the men there have a habit of wearing women's clothes.

Coincidentally, spices should also be one of their hobbies.

If you have a more reserved personality, you may wear some perfume, but you won't wear women's clothes on the street.

When she thought of this, she was intrigued by her strong curiosity and planned to stay and see what would happen next.

They even give away oil-paper umbrellas!

tsk tsk!

Store manager, do you also have that kind of hobby?

There are quite a lot of shrouds in the hall of my own death, some for men, some for women, some fancy, some restrained. Whichever one you want, you can make the store manager look beautiful and go to bed happily. road.

Hee hee hee!

"Why, uncle, do you want me to hold an umbrella for you personally?" Xiyuanji Lanye said with a smile.

Of course, Su Cheng knew the identity of the other party, so he didn't panic. Otherwise, if an uncle suddenly gave him an umbrella in the rain, the scene would not be too beautiful.

Saionji Ranye Minato took a step forward and looked at the notice board, "Feiyunpo water source is polluted..."

"Speaking of which, are you also here to watch the excitement?"

Su Cheng nodded.

"You too?" Su Cheng asked.

"Throw the dice, and I'll tell you if I win." Saizonji Lanye took out a dice from the bamboo basket and said with a smile.

"Uncle, are you still addicted to gambling?"

"No."

"Which normal person would put the dice in the basket and carry it with them everywhere?" Su Cheng tilted his head and rolled his eyes like Conan. As soon as the dice was taken out, Su Cheng was even more convinced of her identity.

"When I'm fishing, I just play alone. Are you coming or not?"

"This..." Su Cheng thought about it carefully, who in the right mind would play dice with Xiyuanji Lanye and ask for trouble.

"I'll bet with you!" Hutao volunteered, patting her small chest, which had promising future potential.

When Xiyuanji Lanye heard this, his eyes lit up. Finally, a guy who was not afraid of death fell into the trap.

If he showed his true face to others, if he wanted to find someone to bet with him in Liyue, he might not be able to find him even if he dug three feet under the ground.

It's quite interesting to put on a fisherman's vest and pretend to be an idle uncle to deceive these young people.

"By the way, you're not an adult yet, right?" Xiyuanji Lanye pinched the dice and started the provocative method.

"Although this Hall Master is underage, he is in charge of the entire funeral affairs of Liyue. Don't underestimate this Hall Master."

"It turns out to be the master of the Hall of Purity, disrespectful and disrespectful."

"Come on." Hutao was eager to give it a try.

"Wait a minute, what are you betting on me for? You won't cry if you lose later, right?" Xiionji Lanye asked.

"Humph, the main reason is that we lost. I will find you a feng shui treasure land for free, so that your children and grandchildren can enjoy happiness for generations to come."

"This benefit seems to be quite good." Xiyuanji Lanye's mouth twitched slightly, as if he met a coffin salesperson on the road.

"If you lose, what do you pay?"

"I won't lose." Xiyuanji Lanye said confidently.

"Uncle, although this hall master is young, he is not stupid. How can you play with the lottery if you don't tell me?"

"Okay, if I lose, you bring a coffin, I'll sprinkle a handful of Jueyun pepper powder on it, and I'll eat it in front of you." Saiyuanji Lanye said calmly.

Su Cheng: 00

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Hu Tao's teeth felt sore just thinking about it, and she was startled. This uncle's stomach capacity was amazing. He could actually eat a coffin in one bite.

Why does this stomach look so big?

"How's it going? Are you scared?" Xiyuanji Lanye said excitedly.

"This hall master will not lose to you." Hu Tao clenched her fists and went hard.

Su Cheng shook his head secretly. The walnut was about to be crushed. Isn't this a sheep in the tiger's mouth?

He suddenly remembered Hutao's magical song, Hukou Taosheng?

"Competition of big and small, whoever points higher will win. If you are younger, you come first."

"The points are the same?"

"Let's compete."

Hutao grabbed the dice and blew a breath in a ceremonial manner. The leader of this hall has accumulated a lot of sinful virtues and is protected by various gods. How could he lose?

"Six six six, I want six...ah...why is it one?" Hutao threw the dice into the bamboo basket and was discouraged on the spot.

Immortal Liyue didn't bless her this time either.

Saionji Lanye chuckled lightly, "It's my turn now."

With a slight twist of his hand, the dice spun a few times in the bamboo basket and turned out six o'clock.

"You lost." Saionji Lanye smiled proudly.

"No, no, that game just now doesn't count. Let's win two out of three games."

Saionji Lanye smiled knowingly.

"Wait a minute, best of five games..."

"Win four out of seven games..."

Can it be repaired.

Why is my hall master so unlucky today? Every time he throws a little bit, the opponent is bigger than this every time!

"How are you? Are you convinced?" Xiyuanji Lanye twirled the dice, indicating that he was still not convinced and could continue playing with Hu Tao.

Hutao scratched his head. Although he was very unconvinced, if he lost, he would lose.

If you continue to do so, it will bring shame to the Hall of Life.

Isn't it just a geomantic treasure? At worst, this hall master can just find it for you.

"Just look for it, tell me your name and date of birth." Hutao pouted her little mouth, as if she could hang a bucket, looking reluctant.

"Ye..." Xiyuanji Lanye subconsciously said a word before he choked up. It was so dangerous. He was having so much fun that his true identity was almost exposed.

At this time, he saw Su Cheng looking at the two of them with a smile.

"I'll tell you next time I go to Shengtang. Today is inconvenient." Xiyuanji Lanye found an excuse and excused herself.

"Okay." After Hutao said, he was about to return to the Hall of Purity.

"Wait a minute." Su Cheng called to Hu Tao.

He began to doubt from the way Saionji Lanye threw the dice just now and the structure of the bamboo basket.

This "uncle" is so unkind, and he actually gets away with playing games with children.

"What? Do you want to stand up for this child?" Xiyuanji Lanye's eyes flickered, looking forward to it. He was addicted and couldn't stop at all.

Hu Tao paused after hearing this, "This hall master has lost, is it possible that you can turn defeat into victory?"

"It's a roll of dice. In this aspect, I'm not as good as this uncle, but in other aspects, I may not lose." Su Cheng said with a smile.