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283 Take off your pants and fart

Outside Mondstadt, the road on the shore of Lake Cider.

The grass is luxuriant.

A huge circular crater five meters wide was blasted out of the plain in the wilderness, making the fools tremble.

boom.

Another blast of destruction and death came unexpectedly.

"what……"

"what……"

"what……"

Screams resounded over and over again among the fools.

The Fools, who were heavily armored, couldn't withstand the destructive death rays fired one after another by the Gyarados. It was obvious that they couldn't bear it anymore.

Anastasia was leaning against a boulder, covering her shoulders while spitting out the blood in her mouth. The originally charming Fool Counselor now looked extremely embarrassed in front of Gyarados.

"This evil beast..." She kept cursing secretly.

The more she thought about it, the more wrong she became. It was clear that this guy had taken the demonic residue, and the target of the attack should be the nearest city of Mondstadt.

How could he suddenly turn the helm and turn against the tide to hit them?

Can't figure it out.

How can it be repaired!

Could it be said that the Knights of the West Wind have already eliminated the demonic remnants of this evil beast?

She took a closer look and saw that the scales on Gyarados glowed with black and purple light under the moonlight, like flickering ghost fire.

wrong.

The Knights of the West Wind don't have the ability, and they don't have the time either.

Since last night, this evil beast has been in the Cider Lake, and no one has been able to touch it.

But this evil beast has changed its nature and dares to bite the Lord!

When Diluc ran across the long bridge and arrived at the other side of the Cider Lake, he found that there was a cloud of smoke all around, and the flat wilderness turned into potholes.

When he saw the Fools, without any hesitation, he drew out the wolf sword from his back and struck out one by one, completely killing the dying Fools vanguard.

Only the counselor of the fools, Anastasia, was left.

"Ha... Your noble lord of the dark night, we meet again." Anastasia started chatting with Diluc when she saw him sending a carapace to fight the Gyarados.

"I actually let you escape last time at Cecilia Nursery." Diluc said expressionlessly.

"Both each other." She smiled contemptuously, her face under the mask showed no fear at all, and she looked down upon death. "Don't you want to get some information from me?"

"unnecessary."

"You're not interested in how I escaped?"

"Do not."

"The solution to the devil's residue?" Anastasia smiled sarcastically.

Diluc was stunned for a moment. The devil's remnants are very harmful. If the doctors among the Fools are promising enough, why do they need to recruit a large number of soldiers to make up for the lack of experimental subjects?

Obviously, the Doctor himself has no control over it.

The only solution to the demonic remnant is to turn to a bard named Wendy.

Now, that guy seems to have disappeared from the world, and no one can be found anywhere.

"Not interested in."

Anastasia waited for Diluc's silence to end, and she couldn't help but feel a little bit cold after waiting for such a result.

It seemed that he was doomed today.

"In that case, I'll just leave it to you. You can do whatever you want with me." As Anastasia said this, she simply lay down and let him go without any fuss.

Instead of failing the mission and being burned to ashes by the lady, it would be better to have a clear understanding and let Diluc have a good time.

"Hurry up, I can't wait any longer," Anastasia urged.

Diluc held the hilt of Lang Mo's knife tightly, and the power of the fire element flowed from the God's Eye.

"Wait a minute," Anastasia suddenly stopped. "When you do it, please do it so that I don't suffer a little less."

"I'll try my best." Diluc waved his sword.

humming sound.

The blade of the sword was pressed against Anastasia's throat, and the faint hot breath made her slowly open her eyes, which she had closed waiting for death, "Why, you are reluctant to kill me?"

Diluc said coldly, "Let me ask you, who was the person who gave Cripps Legenfend (Diluc's father) the evil eye back then?"

"Yes..." Anastasia hadn't finished her words yet.

An orange energy beam passed past Diluc and struck her.

The powerful energy impact immediately knocked her into the steep slope behind her. The violent shock shattered her internal organs and killed her on the spot.

"Huh... forget it, why mention the old things again." Diluc gave himself a reason to comfort himself.

Immediately, he turned his head, stared at the Gyarados in front of him, and took off a Poké Ball from his waist.

empty.

Prepare to conquer it.

……

at this time.

Mondstadt, the seat of the Knights.

Captain Qin sat in the office, with Yura, Amber, Kaia, and Rosalia standing in front of him. Lisa sat beside the desk, her straight long legs dangling there.

It's a done deal, it's a done deal.

Now we have to deal with the fools and prevent them from sneak attacks.

"Amber, Kaia, you two continue to patrol with the team." Captain Qin thought for a long time, but still remained unchanged in response to all changes.

"it is good."

Amber and Kaia said in unison.

"Rosalia, could you please help me?" Captain Qin noticed that she often skipped classes and did not participate in choir activities.

At critical moments, she still needs to contribute.

"Oh." Rosalia faced Captain Qin's earnest request and did not argue with her at this time.

"As for Yula." Captain Qin can't think of any missions to send her out for the time being. After all, the city is currently under a tight wind, so he should try to keep her in the city to have more strength. "You should stay at the Knights' station first."

If the lady wants to find trouble, she will naturally not find the Knights station.

Letting Youla stay in the Knights on standby can prevent Youla from being picked on by ladies.

She didn't have to worry about Yura's safety.

"Dong dong dong..."

There was a knock on the door.

"Please come in." Captain Qin said loudly.

The knight on duty came in and looked at Wood, who looked simple and honest.

"What's the matter?" Captain Qin asked directly.

"It's like this. News came from the city gate that there was fighting on the other side of the Cider Lake. It seemed that someone was fighting with the Fools." Wood said bluntly.

Everyone frowned.

Got into a fight with the fools?

Who is it?

so bold?

Could it be the store manager?

Everyone except Lisa shook their heads. The store manager went to Liyue and hasn't come back yet. How could it be him.

There is only one possibility left.

That mysterious hero of the night.

When Kaia thought of this, a smile appeared on her lips.

Rosalia glanced at Kaia, "Did you guess who it was?"

"Oh, no, I think he must be a righteous man." Kaia smiled smoothly.

"Rosalia, please take the team over to take a look. The rest of the people should stay at their posts and don't leave Mondstadt." Captain Qin thought for a while and sent Rosalia.

Without saying anything, Rosalia picked up the white tassel spear, spread her wings of wind, and jumped from the Knights' station like a ghost.

Galloping quickly in the dark night, in a short time, they had arrived at the city gate.

Through the dark night, she squinted her eyes and stared at the other side, which flashed with orange and purple light from time to time.

By the time she ran to the other side, the battle was over and she was leaving to enjoy her tea.

Leaving the corpses of fools all over the ground, she opened her elemental vision to scan the remaining elemental power around her.

Strong fire element.

In Mondstadt, excluding the unlucky Bennett and the troublemaker Kelly, the only person left is the owner of Morningside Winery.

"Whatever you do when you take off your pants and fart, you have to be moved around..." Rosalia complained while cleaning up the scene so as not to arouse the suspicion of the fools in the city.

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