Discussion: How the Nine-Tails Lead the Naruto

"So, women are really troublesome." Shikamaru stood in front of Neji, his face full of sorrow.

Neji looked at him with a dark face: "I understand your thoughts, but can you go away? I still have to train."

Tenten jumped out from the side, with an anxious look on his face: "No, Neji, you can't understand Shikamaru's thoughts! He is single! And looking at him like this, he will definitely stay single all his life! You can't understand his thoughts!"

Neji took a deep breath, and the veins on his forehead appeared faintly.

Xiao Li stood aside and looked at them seriously: "Tiantian, you can't forget that you are also single! And theoretically, you have been single for one year longer than Shikamaru. If Shikamaru can find someone within this year, The other half, then even if you find your other half now, he will be single before you."

Their class graduated a year earlier than Shikamaru's, and they were also older than Shikamaru.

Tiantian's face darkened: "I'm not single because...well..."

She wanted to blame Neji, but she couldn't.

Xiao Li tilted his head, his face full of confusion: "Did I say something wrong?"

"No, you're right, he's very good at mathematics." Neji replied calmly.

Xiao Li's eyes lit up: "That's great! Hahahaha! Sure enough, Teacher Kai is right. Passionate youth not only requires exercise, but also requires brain use, otherwise even the most fervent youth will fade away!"

After saying that, Xiao Li lay on the ground, with flames burning in his eyes: "It's decided! I want to exercise my body and my brain at the same time!"

"Youth never fades!"

Oh oh oh!It's on fire!

The firelight illuminated Shikamaru, and Neji looked at Shikamaru from the side with an expression of 'Do you understand the pain in my heart?'

Shikamaru sympathized.

Tenten took out a sweet potato and put it on Xiao Li, roasting it while asking: "Speaking of which, Shikamaru, why did you come to us?"

"Escape from being chased." Shikamaru looked at the sky, his tone full of helplessness, "That woman is crazy."

"Woman?" Tiantian's eyes lit up, "Who is it? Ino? I have long thought that you and Ino are a good match."

Shikamaru:"……"

Think about that image for a moment.

The two people walked into the marriage hall wearing wedding dresses. After all the steps were completed, the groom kissed the bride, and then he lifted the headscarf and discovered that it was Ino...

No, stop, I'm going to spit it out.

Seeing the disgust on Shikamaru's face, Tenten also sighed: "Okay, then who is the person chasing you?"

Xiao Li stood up suddenly, his whole body extremely hot: "Is it an enemy? Do you need us to help you solve it?"

"My sweet potato!" Tiantian screamed.

"If he is an enemy, he will not appear in Konoha Village, Xiao Li." Neji leaned against the tree and crossed his arms.

"The sweet potatoes are gone..." Tiantian squatted on the ground pitifully.

Shikamaru felt his head hurt even more.

"I'd better go find a normal place to hide." After saying that, Shikamaru turned around and left with a look of stomachache on his face.

He really couldn't stand this group of people. There was no one normal except Neji.

"Oh! Bye Shikamaru!" Xiao Li waved goodbye happily, and then lay on the ground again and started doing push-ups.

Tenten picked up the sweet potato hanging on the ground and put it on Xiao Li again, then showed a happy smile. Neji looked at this scene... and calmed down.

He also wanted to know why none of his teammates were normal.

Including that teacher! (gritting teeth)

The next moment, Ningji's expression changed, his white eyes opened subconsciously, and he stood in front of Tiantian and Xiao Li. Xiao Li and Tiantian stood up almost at the same time, standing next to Ningji, one on the left and one on the right, taking out their weapons as a warning.

A gust of wind blew by, and Temari's figure appeared in front of the three of them.

"It's you." Neji withdrew his guarded hand and closed his eyes, "What do you want to do in Konoha?"

Temari looked at the three of them, then looked around, took a deep breath and asked, "Where's that pineapple head?"

"You mean Shikamaru?" Tiantian was a little confused, but still pointed in the direction Shikamaru left, "He just said that a crazy woman was chasing him, so..."

Tiantian covered his mouth with surprise on his face: "You?"

The veins on Temari's forehead popped out, and she gritted her teeth and looked at the direction Shikamaru left: "You dare to say that I am a crazy woman... Pineapple Head, if I don't kill you, I will take your last name!"

After saying that, she disappeared into the wind again.

……

"Hey, Shikamaru, you're running for your life." Kiba greeted Shikamaru next to him with a happy face.

"Shh!" Shikamaru looked at his teeth with a headache, "Why are you here?"

In the park, in the grass, the two of them are hiding here.

Kiba replied with a happy face: "Akamaru and I are playing a game, hiding from the dog. Now it's my turn to hide. Akamaru is coming to find me."

Shikamaru:"……"

"If I remember correctly, you are a sensory ninja, and Akamaru is also a sensory ninja dog, right?" Shikamaru looked at Ya with a speechless expression.

Ya tilted his head: "Of course, I can not only play games, but also be proficient in both sensory ninjutsu. Isn't this killing two birds with one stone?"

Shikamaru thought for a moment, then nodded: "That makes sense."

Indeed, both sides know each other's existence best, know how to find each other, and know how to avoid each other. This kind of training method that looks like play but is actually practice is really suitable for ninjas who keep company with ninja dogs.

"Then come on, I'll keep running for my life." Shikamaru walked out of the grass, preparing to change places.

"Oh... wait, you are really running for your life." Ya looked shocked, "Who is chasing you, do you need my help?"

"No need." Shikamaru refused, "Anyway, it's impossible for that woman to know Konoha better than me. She can't catch me."

Ya... was silent.

Watching Shikamaru walking out of the grass, Ya thought for a moment and said, "Shikamaru, I have two pieces of bad news."

"Huh? What does it have to do with me?" Shikamaru replied speechlessly.

"The first bad news is that Akamaru found me." Ya laughed.

In the distance, Akamaru ran this way with a happy face.

"The second bad news is..." Ya smiled and pointed behind Akamaru, "The woman you said was chasing you has probably found you."

Behind Akamaru, Temari looked at Shikamaru with a murderous look on her face.

Shikamaru:"……"

Akamaru ran up to Shikamaru, wagging his tail happily, looking like he was begging for praise.

Shikamaru looked at Akamaru dully, and his voice was trembling when he spoke: "Akamaru...you are so amazing."

It is indeed amazing. It can find itself by smell in the huge Konoha. This long-distance tracking ability is not even under the Byakugan. Is this the fighting form of the sentient ninja dog that the Inuzuka clan relies on for its survival?

Shikamaru saw it.

So, what's next?

Kiba's eyes lit up when he saw this scene, and his body that was about to walk out of the grass stopped completely: "So Akamaru didn't find me, he found Shikamaru. In this case... I haven't lost yet!"

Shikamaru:"……"

Ya, thank you, because of you, the four seasons are warm.

Temari reached out to take the iron fan and looked at Shikamaru with a peaceful smile: "Do you have any last words?"

Yes, can you remove the teeth together?