Douluo: I can become stronger by pitting Yu Xiaogang

At this moment, Shrek Academy is facing an unprecedented crisis.

Because a teacher in the academy was actually taken away by people of unknown forces, and the other side also sent a powerful soul master who could transform into other people and even pretend to be a martial soul. Shrek, wait for the opportunity to destroy!

The problem is big and serious!

"Everyone must keep this matter a secret tonight!" Flender's expression was extremely serious, "Because this is related to the personal safety of Teacher Yu Xiaogang, if the other party knows that this fake has been spotted by us and has been arrested, Then Yu Xiaogang is very likely to be abused!"

"Understood!" Everyone nodded seriously.

"How do you manage not to smile?" the system asked Zhang Tianyu.

"Life is like a play." Zhang Tianyu replied, "Don't speak suddenly, I almost laughed out loud just now!"

"Next, in order to prevent someone from spying in the dark, and to prevent the other party from attacking you students, you all go to my shop tonight."

"Yes, Dean!"

So the group walked in the direction of Flender's store in a mighty manner.

In the original plot, Flender's store has a very low sense of presence, and Tang San just walked around the customer activity area of ​​the store.

Now that he came here in person, Zhang Tianyu realized that this store is actually very big.

The shelf area only accounts for about one-third of the total area of ​​the first floor, and most of the rest of the area is filled with things that improve the quality of personal life, such as rocking chairs, sofa mattresses, green plant decorations, and so on.

The second floor is where several teachers live on weekdays, and there is a utility room in the innermost.

There were not many things in the utility room, Zhao Wuji simply tidied it up in the past, and then threw Yu Xiaogang tied up into it.

"Wake him up for interrogation," Flender said, "we may have been exposed, so we must pry his mouth open as soon as possible, and ask the whereabouts of the real Xiaogang. One minute late, Xiaogang will be one point more Danger!"

"I agree!" Tang San said.

As for Yu Xiaogang's safety, Tang San, like Flender, was also very concerned about it.

Zhao Wou-ki got a bucket of water sensiblely and poured it over Yu Xiaogang's head.

Whoa!

Yu Xiaogang was reduced to a drowned rat on the spot.

He woke up with a shiver, and saw the Shrek gang headed by Flender.

At this moment, the entire Shrek gang has black faces, and the words 'all villains' are almost engraved on their faces.

"Damn it, you... what the hell are you trying to do!"

Living up to Zhang Tianyu's expectations, Yu Xiaogang opened his mouth with a classic national curse.

Flender rushed to the top of his head in anger: "Still spraying dung with his mouth full!"

Snapped!

A slap in the face was thrown!

Yu Xiaogang's face was in severe pain on the spot, and then it was extremely numb, his brain was buzzing, and his eyes were filled with stars!

"Flender! What the hell are you... are you going to die? Why did you beat Lao Tzu as soon as you came up?" Yu Xiaogang scolded.

"Pick you?" Zhao Wuji finally couldn't bear it anymore,

Snapped!

The big palm-like hand hit Yu Xiaogang's other side of the face fiercely, this half of the face swelled up on the spot, and a trace of blood flowed out from the corner of Yu Xiaogang's mouth.

Yu Xiaogang finally couldn't swear, because Zao Wou-ki's attack was much heavier than Flender's. Now Yu Xiaogang has fallen into a semi-comatose state again, and his ears seem to be filled with tens of thousands of beeps. Like an instrument, humming.

"Be gentle," Flender said, "don't beat him to death, otherwise Xiao Gang won't be able to save him."

"Okay boss." Zhao Wuji said.

Zhang Tianyu tried his best to hold back his laughter.

What you said, Flender, is absolutely correct. If you beat him to death, Yu Xiaogang really cannot be saved.

After all, people were killed, how could they be saved!

This is the real Yu Xiaogang, hahaha!

wow-

Another basin of water was poured over his head, and Yu Xiaogang regained consciousness again.

"Damn it, you bastards," Yu Xiaogang scolded feebly, "keep saying that I'm a fake, someone else's fake, I think you are someone else's fake! You are the ones! Fake! Why are you abusing me like this? Why are you beating me like this? Tell me! Who are you all?"

Everyone was stunned.

Zhao Wuji was delighted: "Hehe, the tactic has changed, the thief shouted catch the thief, this is it?"

"Scream!" Yu Xiaogang scolded, "I'm the real Yu Xiaogang! I'm the fake Yu Xiaogang!"

"Still pretending?" Flender said angrily, "The real Xiao Gang never swears, what about you? Every word is a dirty word! You still say you are the real Xiao Gang?"

Because of his swollen face, Yu Xiaogang's speech is now slurred, like a bellows leaking air.

He rolled his eyelids and cursed inarticulately: "When did I say dirty words? Damn, I'm so civilized, okay! Damn, what dog ears did you hear your grandpa say?" Dirty words?"

Crowd:......

To be honest, everyone really admired this guy to death.

Obviously every sentence is low-level swearing, very dirty, but still asking others, "Which dog ear did you hear your grandpa and I swearing?".

Service, capitalized service!

and also--

'X Nima, I'm so civilized'

This sentence is good guy, I don't know how to evaluate it!

There are so many slots, I don’t know how to vomit, and where to vomit!

When Flender heard the words 'your grandpa and me', he immediately became enraged, and became confused again.

This time the beating was even harder, and Yu Xiaogang spat out a tooth on the spot.

So it turns out that teeth cannot be laughed off, but they can be knocked out.

"Flender, what the hell..." Yu Xiaogang was about to cry, tears rolling in his eyes!

He really couldn't understand anyway, why did this happen to him?

Who did I provoke?What did i do wrong?Why on earth do these people hate me so much?Why torture me?Why are you hitting me?

I'm not right?I'm different from usual?Why am I different from usual?Am I not the same as usual?The person who is different from usual, and something is wrong, is you!

I'm full of bad words?Is there any swear words in my sentence?I'm a person who doesn't swear, okay? !

Flender lost his patience and grabbed Yu Xiaogang's hair: "Listen! You bastard! I don't have time to chat with you here! Tell me quickly, which faction and organization are you from? The real Yu Where did Xiao Gang get caught by you!"

Yu Xiao was about to scold someone just now, but just as she was about to speak, she suddenly swallowed the words again.

He is not stupid, on the contrary, he is a very smart person.

OK, you say I'm a fake?I'm going to see if you're a fake now!

"Damn it, Flender, you bastard, think about what happened at that noon by the Tobys River!"

Originally, when he heard him swearing, Flender almost pulled his hand away, but when he heard "That noon of that year, by the Tobys River", Flender's hand suddenly stopped in mid-air.

Then he broke out in a cold sweat.