The three of them walked out of the teahouse, got into the carriage,

Qian Renxue cleaned up her expression and mood, and said with a smile: "This restaurant was recommended to me by Tianyu. Although the price is not high, the taste of the dishes and the atmosphere are very good."

Upon hearing that it was recommended by Zhang Tianyu, Ning Fengzhi immediately became interested: "Oh? Then I have to go and see it too."

Qian Renxue caressed her forehead, and sighed pretendingly: "Oh, teacher, teacher, I asked you to have a meal together, but you said you were not free, and as soon as I said it was recommended by Tianyu, you should go and have a look right away. ...Am I your student, or is Tianyu your student?"

Ning Fengzhi laughed: "It seems that Rong Rong also said similar things not long ago."

Qian Renxue laughed in agreement, but a strange light flashed in her eyes.

Just at this time--

porphyrin~

A sound that sounded like farting sounded in this small and quiet carriage,

The laughter of Ning Fengzhi and Qian Renxue stopped abruptly,

The air seemed to freeze at this moment!

The next second, an indescribable smell diffused in the carriage, Qian Renxue, Tang San and Ning Fengzhi all frowned tacitly!

That's right!

It sounds like it, and it smells like it!

It's just that the fart didn't run away!

Then the question comes:

It is known that there are three people in the carriage, namely Qian Renxue disguised as a man, Ning Fengzhi, master of Qibao Liuli, and Tang San, a student of Shrek. Please analyze who is most likely to fart, and give the reason. (10 points)

Answer: It must be Tang San!

It's impossible for a girl as elegant and holy as Qian Renxue to fart in front of others?

Ning Fengzhi, as the suzerain of the Seven Treasures Glazed Tile School, was an old and elegant aristocratic Versailles, farting in public was more painful to him than killing him!

Then in the end, after excluding the most improbable, only the most probable remains—Tang San.

The reason is simple,

Zhang Tianyu tricked him again!

New props: [Qing Heroes Crisp]——

Also known as [radish meeting].After using it on the target, it will cause the target to have an impulsive feeling that seems to be produced after eating countless carrots, that is, the uncontrollable desire to fart.

You can choose whether to turn on the [Confusion Confusion] effect. If it is turned on, the target will not realize that he will fart, is farting, or has already farted, so he will not actively restrain the urge to fart.

If it is not turned on, the target will be aware of [Farting] and will control it under certain circumstances, but it is destined to be uncontrollable.

Note: This prop can be used in conjunction with the [Tummy Worm] series of props, which can produce the effect that one plus one is greater than two.

Duration: 12 hours, can be terminated by the host.

Price: 299 point.

Another top social prop!

It's a pity that when Tang San was transformed into [Sprayer], this prop hadn't been opened yet, otherwise he would have to use two prongs to let him experience what it means to be immortal and die of Jet Hell!

"It's not too late to let him experience it now," the system said.

Zhang Tianyu thought for a while and decided to forget it.

It’s okay to let him blow a few farts in front of Qian Renxue and Ning Fengzhi, but if he is allowed to directly transform into a spray hell... It’s still the same sentence, everything must be done in moderation,

If Tang San is allowed to spray hell in front of these two people, then Tang San will definitely become the psychological shadow of these two people in the future.

One day in the future, Zhang Tianyu's true face may be exposed to everyone. At that time, he doesn't want to spoil his relationship with Qian Renxue and Ning Fengzhi because of these things.

So, you can play, but you can't play too hard.

......

A horrible smell and a strange atmosphere filled the car, before the three of them could relax their frowns——

puff~

Another soft sound!

brush!

Qian Renxue and Ning Fengzhi turned their heads at the same time, shifted their gazes to Tang San in a very tacit and uniform manner,

This time they heard very clearly, this voice came from Tang San's side!

It's Tang San!

That's right, it was Tang San who released it!

Soon, an even more indescribable smell wafted out, Qian Renxue and Ning Fengzhi both had complicated expressions.

It's all over now,

It was already so obvious, both of them had already set their sights on Tang San, Tang San actually sat there like a normal person, and said to Qian Renxue: "Brother Xue, to be honest, I thought you You will ride in that very luxurious and stylish carriage, but I didn't expect your car to be so low-key."

Qian Renxue gave a complicated smile: "Ah, even a prince should keep a low profile at all times, not show off, let alone be extravagant. This is the life principle my father taught me since I was a child."

Of course, Ning Fengzhi flattered him naturally, and relieved the embarrassment by the way: "Your Majesty is worthy of being the king of a country, and Qinghe is also a good boy."

Then there was a sentence he didn't say, Xue Qinghe and Xue Beng really didn't look like they were born by the same father, I really don't know how Emperor Xue Ye gave birth to a person like Xue Beng.

Ning Fengzhi just finished speaking——

Puff puff ~ porphyrin ~

Good guy!Also turned a corner!Qian Renxue and Ning Fengzhi thought of such a sentence at the same time!

And this time the voice still came from Tang San, sure and sure!

They focused their attention on Tang San again,

But Tang San still had a normal look looking for a fight, and asked with a smile: "Brother Xue, is Your Majesty very strict with you?"

Qian Renxue's teeth itch with hatred!

Looking at him like that, it seems like he didn't even realize that he let a fart that can turn around!

Tang San, oh Tang San, are you deaf or your nose is broken?

Can't hear your own fart?

Can't smell that stink?

Can you stop being such a disgusting person, you?

But on the surface, Qian Renxue is still pretending to be very good: "Every responsible father will be very strict with his children, but it is one thing for a father to be strict, and another thing is whether the child is sensible or not. .”

Ning Fengzhi didn't speak, but nodded slightly, expressing deep agreement.

Emperor Xue Ye must not only be strict with Xue Qinghe, but also strict with Xue Beng, but Xue Beng and Xue Qinghe are two completely different people.

It can only be said that Xue Beng and Prince Xue Xing's acting skills are so strong that even Ning Fengzhi was fooled.

Or maybe Ning Fengzhi didn't think about other things at all.

"That's right." Tang San also deeply agreed, "Brother Xue's words really touched my heart."

Puff ~ porphyrin ~ ~ porphyrin ~

"I met His Highness Xue Beng at the Tiandou Imperial Academy before. In my opinion, you are completely different from His Highness Xue Beng."

Puff puff puff puff——~~

Tang San talked eloquently, while the sound of cannons shook the sky!

Both Ning Fengzhi and Qian Renxue's faces turned green!

This... Why is this fart getting more and more fierce, getting more and more over the top? !

Tang San, oh Tang San, can you at least restrain yourself? !

We didn't remind you, we didn't wake you up directly, this is to save face for you, okay?

Don't show your face, okay!

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