Douluo: I can become stronger by pitting Yu Xiaogang

Night fell, the sky darkened,

under the street lights,

Yu Xiaogang was lying on the lawn, eating grass,

Eat crunch!

This scene, people who have not personally experienced it, cannot imagine how weird and terrifying it is!

That is, in Douluo World,

If it was on the earth, if a normal person who was originally fine suddenly looked like this, the people around would definitely think that it was bewitched or something got on his body!

Dai Mubai was the first to react: "Master?!"

Then Tang San came to his senses and rushed over: "Teacher! What are you doing?!"

Yu Xiaogang raised his head, with a big mouthful of grass still in his mouth, and fresh soil on the roots of the grass, he said vaguely: "Ah? What's wrong?"

"What's wrong!" Everyone was speechless to the extreme, "You... what are you doing?"

"I'm eating." Yu Xiaogang said.

Crowd: ? ? ?

Xiao Wu:? ? ? ? ? ?

Good guy, is this guy also a soul beast?

"What's wrong with you? Why are you looking at me with this expression?" Yu Xiaogang looked puzzled.

He was still chewing the grass in his mouth, and he sucked it into his mouth, and his mouth was full of dirt, a dirty batch,

It looks very strange under the light of the street lamp!

"This..." Everyone was completely dumbfounded!

"Teacher! This is no food, this is obviously grass!" Tang San said in shock.

"Yeah, it's still covered with dirt!" Zhang Tianyu said.

"Isn't it? This is obviously food!" Yu Xiaogang looked at the grass in his hand and said suspiciously.

Dai Mubai said in a low voice: "It's not good, maybe Master has something wrong again, let's stop talking nonsense, hurry up and wash his face and hands, and then take him to the cafeteria!"

Everyone nodded in agreement, Tang San and Zhang Tianyu rushed over immediately, asked Yu Xiaogang to throw away the grass in their hands, and then dragged Yu Xiaogang to the cleaning pool not far from the training ground, Zhang Tianyu and Dai Mu Bai supported him one left and one right, Tang San washed his hands and face clean.

During this process, Yu Xiaogang kept struggling.

"Hey! What are you doing?"

"Teacher, I offended you, but you are a little abnormal now, we can't just sit idly by!" Tang San said, "Open your mouth quickly and spit out all the grass in your mouth!"

"I told you that what I eat is not grass!" Yu Xiaogang struggled and said, "It's you who are abnormal! I eat well, what are you doing, this... ah Yue!"

Tang San touched a few acupuncture points on his body, and the grass in his mouth spit out immediately.

Tang San hurriedly cleaned him with water, and said: "Teacher, just listen to us! We really didn't lie to you!"

"Yes, master, what you ate just now was indeed grass!"

"Besides, this is not a cafeteria. Think about it, why do you eat here?"

Yu Xiaogang looked strange: "Yes, this is not a cafeteria, but this is the food I bring with me."

Everyone looked at each other, too lazy to talk nonsense, Dai Mubai said: "Stop talking about those useless things, let's go, let's take him directly to the cafeteria and let him eat with us."

Tang San nodded,

Then Yu Xiaogang came all the way to the cafeteria under the hostage of the crowd.

The students and teachers who met them on the road were a little confused,

What's the situation?

Why did a group of people carry Master to the cafeteria?

When I came to the cafeteria and opened the door, a delicious smell of rice came to my nostrils immediately.

Everyone was refreshed immediately, they were really hungry after training all afternoon,

Thinking of this, they all looked at Yu Xiaogang with a little displeasure,

If it weren't for Yu Xiaogang, they would have already started eating dinner happily!

"Teacher, do you know where this place is?" Tang San asked.

Yu Xiaogang frowned: "Ah San, do you think I'm a fool? Can I not recognize you here?"

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief, it seems that Yu Xiaogang's head is not completely confused, and he can still recognize that this is a cafeteria,

Unexpectedly, Yu Xiaogang went on to say:

"Isn't this the toilet? What are you bringing me to the toilet for?"

In an instant, the whole cafeteria was quiet!

The teachers and students who were eating all stopped their hands and cast their eyes with various emotions.

The canteen uncles and aunts behind the window looked at Yu Xiaogang collectively,

Those big watery eyes seem to be able to talk!

Really

I can't hide the eyes of a person who wants to knife,

Especially in this situation.

"Hey!" Dai Mubai quickly pulled Yu Xiaogang hard, and said in a low voice, "Master! Please keep your voice down!"

"This is not a toilet, this is a cafeteria!"

"Teacher, what's wrong with you!" Tang San was speechless with pain in his face.

Yu Xiaogang looked innocent: "But I smell like a toilet!"

At this moment, everyone in Shrek really felt the killing intent coming from all directions!

This killing intent and resentment are too strong, even Zhang Tianyu who owns Huang Quan... enjoys it very much!

"My mother still has unexpected gains!!" Huang Quan made a happy voice in Zhang Tianyu's mind.

Tang San hurriedly said: "Teacher! Please stop talking!"

Dai Mubai also hurriedly said in a low voice: "Yes, Master, even if you want to speak, please keep your voice down! Be sure to keep your voice down!"

Yu Xiaogang frowned, and his eyes were filled with panic: "What's the matter, did I make that weird sound again?"

"No, that's what you said, it's a little too much!" Ma Hongjun said in a low voice.

"Everyone eats here, but you say this is a toilet, this... whoever hears this will feel uncomfortable!" Tang San said.

"But I'm not talking nonsense, the smell here smells like a toilet."

"Shh! Shh!"

Everyone hurriedly motioned him to keep his voice down.

Even if they are the Shrek team, even if they win honor for the academy and make everyone proud,

But everyone can't tolerate them running in and saying this is a toilet when they are eating!

This pure disgusting person is it!

"Master, please keep your voice down from now on!"

Dai Mubai said: "Let's go to that corner over there, there are few people there, Master, you are waiting there, we go to buy food."

Yu Xiaogang frowned: "You really want to eat here... well, fine, I won't talk about it."

Ma Hongjun and Oscar followed Yu Xiaogang to the dining table in the corner to wait, while the others went to buy food,

Tang San also specially bought several things that Yu Xiaogang usually likes to eat,

When everyone came back with delicious food and put it on the dining table,

Yu Xiaogang's face turned green immediately!

"This... what is this!" Yu Xiaogang covered his nose, with a face that wanted to vomit, no, it was an expression that was about to vomit!

Everyone was taken aback, Tang San said: "This is today's dinner, teacher, aren't these some of your favorite meals?"

Yu Xiaogang frowned and looked at Tang San: "You are simply too much! You actually said I love S?!"

moment,

The whole cafeteria was quiet.