Douluo: I can become stronger by pitting Yu Xiaogang
416 Causal effects
Now that there is a countermeasure, it will be fine to implement it next.
After returning to the college, Yu Xiaogang went back to his dormitory and stayed behind closed doors to prevent the situation of eating grass and garbage again.
Flender immediately went to the cafeteria and ordered the canteen masters and aunts to make 'disgusting food' according to Zhang Tianyu's plan.
Grandpas and aunts are all dumbfounded!
This is the first time I have heard of such a request in most of my life!
Make food look as disgusting as possible?The more stinky the smell the better?
Then make a fart meal, wouldn't it be over if you just pour the swill!
Seeing that everyone didn't understand, Flender had no choice but to explain the matter in detail.
After listening to the explanation, the uncles and aunts realized, oh, it turned out to be like this,
And then they... don't understand!
A person who was originally a good-natured person suddenly doesn't like to eat, but instead likes to eat grass and garbage?
This sounds outrageous!
But when the dean spoke, they couldn't say anything, so they could only follow the request.
Everyone got together for a meeting, discussed it, and worked out a menu.
To make the food delicious requires superb chef skills, but to make the food disgusting, anyone can do it!
......
the other side.
Yu Xiaogang returned to the dormitory, tossing and turning, unable to fall asleep.
It never occurred to me that not long ago, after going through the incident of 'speaking disgusting words and disgusting people' together with Tang San, I thought that I would be able to obtain a short period of peace, but unexpectedly, I encountered such a thing right after !
It seems that the rules of doom have changed, or it can be said that the person hiding in the dark to assassinate them has changed his routine.
Yu Xiaogang looked at the bright moon outside the window, and heaved a deep and helpless sigh, alas!
When is this kind of day a head!When will it end!
Thinking of this, he suddenly widened his eyes and clenched his hands into fists!
Then he turned around and found a thick hemp rope from under the bed, threw the hemp rope through the beam, and tied a knot underneath,
Tried it, the height is just right,
Yu Xiaogang had no expression on his face, and took a chair with a little distracted eyes, stood under the hemp rope, stepped on the chair, and put the noose around his neck.
Next, as long as he kicked the stool away, he would end this horrible weird life,
Thinking of this, a trace of sadness appeared on Yu Xiaogang's dull and expressionless face,
Being a human is too painful!
I am no longer human!
On the other side, Zhang Tianyu, who monitored Yu Xiaogang through the [Observation] function of the [Friends List], suddenly panicked.
What the hell!
Gangzi!Have something to say!Don't look for short-sightedness!
FUCK FUCK!
Gangzi has put his neck on it!
No, no, this guy really wants to hate the Northwest to thank the world!
Zhang Tianyu felt flustered for the first time!
It's over, is this guy really going to be cheated to death?Then I have to pay some price to revive him?
No, this is too painful!
Find a way quickly!Think quickly!
Just when Yu Xiaogang was about to kick the bench away and hate Northwest, Zhang Tianyu was racking his brains and pondering how to prevent him from dying,
Yu Xiaogang's movements stopped suddenly.
The foot he had stretched out was retracted again.
Zhang Tianyu also stopped thinking, carefully observing Yu Xiaogang's every move, just when he was guessing what Yu Xiaogang would do next——
Yu Xiaogang suddenly took his jaw out of the noose, opened his mouth wide, and bit the noose with one bite.
His bite force was terrifying at this moment, he even bit off a piece of noose in one bite, and then chewed vigorously in his mouth,
While chewing, he said to himself: "This big sausage is so delicious! It is definitely not acceptable to commit suicide with a sausage. I have to find a rope. I must eat enough first! Even if I die, I have to be a full ghost. Eat all of this big sausage!"
Zhang Tianyu: ...
Yup!
He is still under the effect of [pica inducer], everything that is not food may become delicious food in his eyes!
Just like the thick and long hemp rope he used to drink and hate the northwest at this moment,
In Zhang Tianyu's eyes, this is hemp rope,
In Yu Xiaogang's eyes, this is a proper black Brin sausage!
This kind of sausage is a specialty of Douluo Continent, and it is very long, comparable in length to the hemp rope, so Yu Xiao just now regarded the hemp rope as this kind of sausage.
Amazing!
This prop is very powerful, and Yu Xiaogang's teeth are not bad, this hemp rope can be broken in one bite!
Of course,
Yu Xiaogang also realized at this moment that this sausage is a bit hard to bite and chew, and said while eating: "This sausage is really strong, it is so hard to bite, and it is so hard to chew, I can't buy this kind of sausage next time, hiss , my teeth!"
Zhang Tianyu watched helplessly as he finished eating half of the hemp rope,
That is a hemp rope with a diameter of 4 cm. He ate it for more than one meter!
True, iron teeth, copper teeth, iron stomach and copper intestines!
Zhang Tianyu remembered a cross talk show he had seen before. He drank too much and ate one and a half chicken feet with chopsticks. It was just a joke at the time.
Now it's happening right in front of your eyes.
Take the rope as a sausage and eat 1.2 meters!
Yu Xiaogang is fierce!
It's a pity that only he can see this. It's the most painful thing not to share happiness.
After eating 1.2 meters of hemp rope,
Yu Xiaogang picked up the water glass and drank it,
Zhang Tianyu spread his hands helplessly, it's a pity that this pica is only for food, it doesn't affect his drinking water,
Otherwise, put a pot of NIO at his door,
Then tell him,
Drink slowly I still have more.
Touching Douluo belongs to yes.
After drinking the water, Yu Xiaogang sat down on the side of the bed and sat down to be honest.
Zhang Tianyu also let go of his heart.
He was really afraid that Yu Xiaogang would not think about it and commit suicide, his heart almost jumped out of his throat just now.
After a while, Yu Xiaogang was tired and fell asleep.
Zhang Tianyu asked the system to help him stare at the spot, then closed his eyes and fell asleep.
the next morning,
Zhang Tianyu was awakened by the system's laughter.
"What the hell am I relying on you? Laughing like a pervert in the early morning?" Zhang Tianyu rubbed his sleepy eyes and sat up, the sunlight outside the window had already shone in.
"Oh, my host, take a look for yourself."
After the system finished speaking,
[Observation] The picture appeared in Zhang Tianyu's mind. The picture showed Yu Xiaogang's dormitory. At this time, there was no one in Yu Xiaogang's dormitory.
At the same time, screams came from the next bathroom.
Zhang Tianyu recognized it immediately, it was Yu Xiaogang's scream.
Because of the existence of the [Human Rights Agreement], when Yu Xiaogang went to the bathroom, Zhang Tianyu was unable to observe, and could only listen to the sound outside the bathroom.
"Ah! Damn! Ah~~~ah! Me! Ah!!"
The voice of Yu Xiaogang screaming while exerting all his strength lingered in the dormitory,
Zhang Tianyu understood instantly.
This is obviously constipation!
Hahaha!
Eating grass, soil, garbage, and hemp rope, these things are indigestible, so can you not be constipated?Ha ha!
The power of [pica inducer] has just begun to show!
After returning to the college, Yu Xiaogang went back to his dormitory and stayed behind closed doors to prevent the situation of eating grass and garbage again.
Flender immediately went to the cafeteria and ordered the canteen masters and aunts to make 'disgusting food' according to Zhang Tianyu's plan.
Grandpas and aunts are all dumbfounded!
This is the first time I have heard of such a request in most of my life!
Make food look as disgusting as possible?The more stinky the smell the better?
Then make a fart meal, wouldn't it be over if you just pour the swill!
Seeing that everyone didn't understand, Flender had no choice but to explain the matter in detail.
After listening to the explanation, the uncles and aunts realized, oh, it turned out to be like this,
And then they... don't understand!
A person who was originally a good-natured person suddenly doesn't like to eat, but instead likes to eat grass and garbage?
This sounds outrageous!
But when the dean spoke, they couldn't say anything, so they could only follow the request.
Everyone got together for a meeting, discussed it, and worked out a menu.
To make the food delicious requires superb chef skills, but to make the food disgusting, anyone can do it!
......
the other side.
Yu Xiaogang returned to the dormitory, tossing and turning, unable to fall asleep.
It never occurred to me that not long ago, after going through the incident of 'speaking disgusting words and disgusting people' together with Tang San, I thought that I would be able to obtain a short period of peace, but unexpectedly, I encountered such a thing right after !
It seems that the rules of doom have changed, or it can be said that the person hiding in the dark to assassinate them has changed his routine.
Yu Xiaogang looked at the bright moon outside the window, and heaved a deep and helpless sigh, alas!
When is this kind of day a head!When will it end!
Thinking of this, he suddenly widened his eyes and clenched his hands into fists!
Then he turned around and found a thick hemp rope from under the bed, threw the hemp rope through the beam, and tied a knot underneath,
Tried it, the height is just right,
Yu Xiaogang had no expression on his face, and took a chair with a little distracted eyes, stood under the hemp rope, stepped on the chair, and put the noose around his neck.
Next, as long as he kicked the stool away, he would end this horrible weird life,
Thinking of this, a trace of sadness appeared on Yu Xiaogang's dull and expressionless face,
Being a human is too painful!
I am no longer human!
On the other side, Zhang Tianyu, who monitored Yu Xiaogang through the [Observation] function of the [Friends List], suddenly panicked.
What the hell!
Gangzi!Have something to say!Don't look for short-sightedness!
FUCK FUCK!
Gangzi has put his neck on it!
No, no, this guy really wants to hate the Northwest to thank the world!
Zhang Tianyu felt flustered for the first time!
It's over, is this guy really going to be cheated to death?Then I have to pay some price to revive him?
No, this is too painful!
Find a way quickly!Think quickly!
Just when Yu Xiaogang was about to kick the bench away and hate Northwest, Zhang Tianyu was racking his brains and pondering how to prevent him from dying,
Yu Xiaogang's movements stopped suddenly.
The foot he had stretched out was retracted again.
Zhang Tianyu also stopped thinking, carefully observing Yu Xiaogang's every move, just when he was guessing what Yu Xiaogang would do next——
Yu Xiaogang suddenly took his jaw out of the noose, opened his mouth wide, and bit the noose with one bite.
His bite force was terrifying at this moment, he even bit off a piece of noose in one bite, and then chewed vigorously in his mouth,
While chewing, he said to himself: "This big sausage is so delicious! It is definitely not acceptable to commit suicide with a sausage. I have to find a rope. I must eat enough first! Even if I die, I have to be a full ghost. Eat all of this big sausage!"
Zhang Tianyu: ...
Yup!
He is still under the effect of [pica inducer], everything that is not food may become delicious food in his eyes!
Just like the thick and long hemp rope he used to drink and hate the northwest at this moment,
In Zhang Tianyu's eyes, this is hemp rope,
In Yu Xiaogang's eyes, this is a proper black Brin sausage!
This kind of sausage is a specialty of Douluo Continent, and it is very long, comparable in length to the hemp rope, so Yu Xiao just now regarded the hemp rope as this kind of sausage.
Amazing!
This prop is very powerful, and Yu Xiaogang's teeth are not bad, this hemp rope can be broken in one bite!
Of course,
Yu Xiaogang also realized at this moment that this sausage is a bit hard to bite and chew, and said while eating: "This sausage is really strong, it is so hard to bite, and it is so hard to chew, I can't buy this kind of sausage next time, hiss , my teeth!"
Zhang Tianyu watched helplessly as he finished eating half of the hemp rope,
That is a hemp rope with a diameter of 4 cm. He ate it for more than one meter!
True, iron teeth, copper teeth, iron stomach and copper intestines!
Zhang Tianyu remembered a cross talk show he had seen before. He drank too much and ate one and a half chicken feet with chopsticks. It was just a joke at the time.
Now it's happening right in front of your eyes.
Take the rope as a sausage and eat 1.2 meters!
Yu Xiaogang is fierce!
It's a pity that only he can see this. It's the most painful thing not to share happiness.
After eating 1.2 meters of hemp rope,
Yu Xiaogang picked up the water glass and drank it,
Zhang Tianyu spread his hands helplessly, it's a pity that this pica is only for food, it doesn't affect his drinking water,
Otherwise, put a pot of NIO at his door,
Then tell him,
Drink slowly I still have more.
Touching Douluo belongs to yes.
After drinking the water, Yu Xiaogang sat down on the side of the bed and sat down to be honest.
Zhang Tianyu also let go of his heart.
He was really afraid that Yu Xiaogang would not think about it and commit suicide, his heart almost jumped out of his throat just now.
After a while, Yu Xiaogang was tired and fell asleep.
Zhang Tianyu asked the system to help him stare at the spot, then closed his eyes and fell asleep.
the next morning,
Zhang Tianyu was awakened by the system's laughter.
"What the hell am I relying on you? Laughing like a pervert in the early morning?" Zhang Tianyu rubbed his sleepy eyes and sat up, the sunlight outside the window had already shone in.
"Oh, my host, take a look for yourself."
After the system finished speaking,
[Observation] The picture appeared in Zhang Tianyu's mind. The picture showed Yu Xiaogang's dormitory. At this time, there was no one in Yu Xiaogang's dormitory.
At the same time, screams came from the next bathroom.
Zhang Tianyu recognized it immediately, it was Yu Xiaogang's scream.
Because of the existence of the [Human Rights Agreement], when Yu Xiaogang went to the bathroom, Zhang Tianyu was unable to observe, and could only listen to the sound outside the bathroom.
"Ah! Damn! Ah~~~ah! Me! Ah!!"
The voice of Yu Xiaogang screaming while exerting all his strength lingered in the dormitory,
Zhang Tianyu understood instantly.
This is obviously constipation!
Hahaha!
Eating grass, soil, garbage, and hemp rope, these things are indigestible, so can you not be constipated?Ha ha!
The power of [pica inducer] has just begun to show!
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