Maid is too strong!I'm the villain lord and I'm going straight

For hundreds of years, elves have often entered the hermit forest and dangled in front of the unicorn.

The beauty of elves is beyond doubt.

It can be said to be the most beautiful race on the entire continent.

But the unicorns are not interested in these elf girls at all.

Because they only need to glance at them to know that these elf girls have come to them with a purpose, and they just want to contract them to be mounts.

But this is not pure at all!

Not the pure girl they wanted at all!

At this moment, Miska is eating the fattest green grass on the lawn. The green grass leaves still have the sweet morning dew, gathering the natural fragrance of the emerald forest, which is a bit more delicious than the fountain of life.

The breeze blows, and the snow-white mane flutters along with it, like silver smoke in the light of the morning sun. At this moment, Miska only feels that she is so noble, and no pure maiden or female unicorn is worthy of him. !

He is a bachelor!

"Oh~Shana, oh~Feierxi, oh~Jenny~oh! Delai Mei~oh oh..."

A sad chant sounded in my ears.

Miska couldn't help frowning.

This voice was all too familiar to him.

The scum of the whole herd of unicorns, Mosca, his twin brother.

Encounter 99 girls in the illusion.

His wise brother signed a contract with 99 young girls.

Concentration is zero!

"Shut up Mosca! Stop chanting the names of those women, they are all illusions!"

Miska couldn't bear it anymore, came to Mosca's side, and kicked his ass with a hoof.

"Oh—" Mosca screamed first.

Then he turned his head and found that it was his brother, so he smiled melancholy and said:

"Good morning brother, I didn't expect you to come here to graze..." He brushed the horseshoe prints on his butt with his tail indifferently, next to Miska, looking up at the sky at a 45-degree angle:

"You don't know, brother, the kick you kicked me just now reminded me of Monica... the first time she rode me, she was clumsy and accidentally kicked my ass, oh~ smooth, soft and white Sweet and soft little feet, I still remember them, oh~"

"Enough!" Miska growled through gritted teeth:

"You scum of a unicorn, what's good about those women is all fake!"

"No, brother, you don't understand." Mosca shook his head, "You don't understand that feeling."

With memories in his eyes, he sighed:

"When a pure girl walks on the grass with a pair of bare feet and a sweet smile on her face, it is a momentary heartbeat. When they touch your head with their soft hands, oh~ can you imagine Is it like the first rays of sunshine in spring, accompanied by the cool breeze, caressing the top of your head, oh~ just thinking about it, you will be fascinated, not to mention that they want to ride on you with a cautious look When you are in bed, their sweet fragrance will linger on the tip of your nose, and their uneasy appearance will break your heart, oh~, and..."

"Damn it! Just immerse yourself in those illusions and die depressed! It is absolutely impossible for me to be friends with any girl. I am a noble unicorn, and no one is worthy of us!"

Miska's thoughts about Mosca could not be tolerated at all.

He decided to stay away from this poisoned younger brother.

In fact, there are not a few such unicorns in the hermit forest, but they usually fall in love with a certain girl in the illusion, not as outrageous as his brother.

For hundreds of years, no one but elves could come to the Emerald Forest.

Unicorns don't want to go out either.

Because once you go out, you will face the trap of the human army.

Although their strength is not bad.

But two fists can't beat four hands.

This is why many unicorns fail to get what they want, and die in depression.

A unicorn's affection for a pure girl is more like a pet's affection for its owner. It is an emotion based on friendship but contrary to love.

This is why when a pure girl has a family, the unicorn will choose to leave sadly instead of attacking the girl and her family with anger.

"Brother, you will eventually find the one you're heartbroken for! This is the fate of our unicorns!"

There was a shout from his younger brother Mosca behind him, and Misca quickened his pace to let those annoying voices dissipate in the wind.

What unicorn fate?

Go to hell!

He thought angrily.

After running for an unknown amount of time, a road made of fireflies suddenly appeared in front of him. Miska raised his head, his eyes widened, and at the end of the firefly road, he saw three women.

One of them is a sub-elf, with fox ears and fox tails, and a charming smile, and the other is a young dragon, with eyes narrowed when he smiles, and a happy song humming in his mouth, looking cute and cute.

The last one, standing between the two girls, was an unusually tall woman.

There seemed to be lightning flashing in the blue eyes.

He has a majestic figure, long blond hair like a lion's mane, a straight nose bridge, sexy thin lips, and a big sword that is longer than a unicorn behind him.

What fascinates him the most is the aura of this tall woman, which is pure nature, the wilderness, the rushing waterfall, the warm sunshine, and the ultimate purity!

Miska stood there in a daze.

The entire unicorn went into a dead state.

His younger brother's words echoed in his ears again:

"You will eventually find the one you've broken your heart for! This is the fate of our unicorns!"

At this moment Miska felt her destiny.

Arrived!

"Excuse me, is this the Hermit Forest?"

Xi Wei squeezed his throat to make his voice sound more neutral.

Dressing up as a man is an act of desperation.

After all, the elf queen has already reminded her clearly that these unicorns hate men.

To be on the safe side, so that he could successfully enter the Emerald Forest, Xi Wei could only wrong himself temporarily. Anyway, he put on a wig and lipstick, and he looked quite like that. Even Lori said he looked like that. like a "cool lady knight"

"No, no, no, that's right, this, this is the Hermit Forest!"

Miska felt so nervous for the first time.

He finally understood now.

It's not that he doesn't like pure girls.

He just doesn't like what Mosca portrays.

What he is really interested in is the heroic female knight wearing heavy knight boots and knight armor, holding a big sword in her hand!

Xi Wei looked at this stuttering unicorn in confusion. He always felt that this legendary creature was a bit too beautified, but in fact it seemed a little not very smart.

Be sure to wear a mask when you go out, brothers