Maid is too strong!I'm the villain lord and I'm going straight

"That's right, the undead crisis is at hand, we can't delay any longer."

Miska couldn't wait for it, and nodded with a beaming smile.

"Signing the contract first requires me to bless you, now please touch my crystal tentacles... Forget it, how can I let you do it yourself, I will do it myself."

Miska smiled obsequiously, and took two steps forward, about to point her crystal tentacles on Xi Wei's body.

"Miska wants to sign a contract with the female knight!"

The unicorns around were immediately blown up when they saw this scene.

"Stop him now!"

"This dog is playing dirty! We want a chance to compete fairly!"

Miska also heard the roar of his companion, and he was so proud that he couldn't wait to put the crystal tentacles on the palm of the female knight.

"Om-"

The golden circular light mist spread, and the unicorns around were heartbroken and let out desperate roars, as if a group of big men saw their favorite little loli idol fall into the arms of a short, poor and greasy man!

【You are blessed: the blessing of the unicorn】

【Blessing of the Unicorn】

Effect 10: The damage to evil forces (such as demons, undead, etc.) is increased by [-]%. When attacking evil forces, your attack will carry extra damage of light elements.

Effect 20: When fighting side by side with a unicorn, the comprehensive attributes of the unicorn will be increased by [-]%, and the unicorn will get the fetter effect, and the damage received will be borne by the unicorn in half.

[You have received the contract request from the unicorn leader Miska, do you agree? 】

"agree."

"Om-"

Another circle of light rippling around Xi Wei and Miska, the contract has been signed, the unicorn leader Miska held his head high and stared in all directions, and the other unicorns around wailed, as if rewarding him ten times He fell to the ground in a sluggish way several times.

"At this moment I feel that I am full of strength!"

Miska let out a high-pitched cry, and his body instantly swelled up, and the snow-white fur was covered with a layer of faint golden light, and golden light spots could be faintly seen flowing in it, like quicksand on the side of the Milky Way beauty.

The unicorn contract is an unequal contract.

But the unicorn can still get the denial from the contractor from the contract.

Of course, if the contractor is much weaker than the unicorn, it will be the contractor who is denied.

"This beautiful knight."

Miska walked gracefully to Xi Wei's side, rubbed his nose against Xi Wei's armor, and said softly:

"Please ride on my body, let us gallop on the battlefield together."

The corner of Xi Wei's mouth twitched slightly, but he still didn't say anything, turned over and sat on the back of the unicorn leader Miska.

I have to say that it is worthy of being a creature in mythology, and it rides on it in an even and stable manner.

A translucent shield shrouded the surroundings to block the cool breeze from the lake, and there was a warm feeling of sitting under the buttocks. Xi Wei dared to say that the unicorn must be warm in winter and cool in summer.

"Oh! The beautiful female knight is riding on me!" Miska called softly, her two golden eyes bent into the shape of crescent moons, a wretched smile appeared on the corner of her mouth, half of her pink tongue was exposed .

"That's why this female knight is so heavy, it must weigh seven to eight hundred catties..." Miska thought to herself.

He knew that a female knight must be much heavier than an ordinary girl, after all, she is a very strong force unit, but he did not expect that the weight had already reached this level.

"However, this is also good, only I can support such a heavy female knight! In the future, the female knight will definitely not change her mount again, and I, Miska, will definitely be able to accompany the female knight until she grows old!"

At this moment, the ambition in Miska's heart was as high and upright as the snowy peaks in the north. He turned his head and looked at the female knight affectionately, with long golden hair, deep eyes, and sexy thin lips...

Oh ~

He felt like he was about to fall.

"Miska, you can command the entire unicorn group, is there such a thing?"

Xi Wei happened to meet the unicorn's eyes, so he asked aloud.

"Oh~Of course, the beautiful female knight, owning me, you are equivalent to owning the entire unicorn tribe, and they all listen to me~"

Miska looked proud, and he raised his horse's head, begging for boasting.

"That's good." Xi Wei smiled.

"It's hot with a wig on, and since you can command a whole herd of unicorns, I'll take the wig off."

"Oh~ beautiful female knight, of course, you don't want to be overheated, I can create a cold wind to cool you... Wait, no..."

Miska was slightly taken aback.

What did the female knight say just now?

wig! ?

What a wig!

He suddenly turned his head to look at Xi Wei, wishing he could turn his head 180 degrees.

Short golden hair, eyes as sharp as swords, sharp jawline, prominent Adam's apple, this, this...

How did the female knight become a man?

"Master female knight? You..."

"Let's get to know each other again." Xi Wei stroked the unicorn's smooth silver mane and said with a smile:

"My name is Xi Wei, champion knight, and also the king of the Winter Empire, and, I'm a man, thank you for willing to sign a contract with me."

Miska stared blankly at Xi Wei, his big golden eyes reflected Xi Wei's shadow, his horse's mouth was wide open, and only the word "male" echoed repeatedly in his mind.

"Do not--!!"

After a while, Miska who came back to her senses let out a mournful howl.

……

……

"Men, men..."

Miska was carrying Xi Wei on the forest path, his head hanging weakly, his eyes were confused and helpless, and he muttered to himself.

Lori and Connor followed behind on a female unicorn.

They didn't make a contract with the unicorn.

This is Miska's order.

Besides, the two unicorns were more than happy to give Lori and Kangnai a ride.

"That's right, man." Xi Wei reaffirmed, helping Miska deepen her impression so that she would no longer doubt herself.

"Master Knight... I am the only unicorn that signed a contract with a man, even more outrageous than the unicorn that signed a contract with a succubus. I... I am a disgrace to the unicorn family!"

Miska has accepted her fate.

Or rather, he had to accept it.

Because he couldn't unilaterally terminate the contract with Xi Wei, and he found that what really attracted him was Xi Wei's aura, and the female knight was really just a bonus item.

"No, you took your first steps as a unicorn!"

Xi Wei stroked Miska's horse's head, patiently comforting the unicorn who had been severely impacted emotionally and spiritually.

At the same time, I couldn't help but recall those short stories in my previous life when I met online dating and found out that the other party was a man.

It is estimated that Miska's mood is as broken and helpless as those men who were deceived.

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