Science Elf: Godfather of the Strongest Pokémon

[Ding dong, the anchor you are following has started broadcasting, come and join us. 】

At noon, Chen Hai ordered a meal and watched the live broadcast with his mobile phone in one hand.

To Chen Hai's surprise, hundreds of thousands of people were already online before the live broadcast started. However, the screen in the live broadcast room was still black for the time being. It seemed that the host was debugging the equipment.

However, the pitch-black screen was filled with countless barrages the next moment, forcibly turning black and white upside down.

[This anchor is anti-human, believe me! 】

[That’s right, even though there are very few monsters appearing now, when one day they fully invade, this kind of person will be the first to surrender to the enemy. 】

[I heard that this anchor wants to popularize Warcraft. Is it true or false? I have only seen Warcraft on TV. If he dares to popularize Warcraft, I will not criticize him. 】

[I feel that the person who can show his face must be confident. Has anyone checked his true identity? If it is true that Warcraft is a fictitious one in the animation as he said, then he must know it very well. 】

[It makes me laugh. A bunch of little leeks are still kept in the dark. This is the little boss of Moo Mo Fresh Milk. Get your wallet ready! 】

[Holy shit, it’s true, their milk tastes really good and can increase my strength. I drink it every day and can climb twenty floors without gasping for breath. It’s just too expensive. I have to fly it every day to drink it, back and forth. The oil burned is enough to buy several cows. 】

[Should I say that Mr. Tian’s label of this wave of time-travelers and popular science monsters really fills up the sense of hatred and expectation...]

……

Chen Hai was stunned. He turned out to be a milk seller. He was fooled this time. It was a waste of my strength.

What kind of popular science about World of Warcraft might be the director's first show.

I originally wanted to cut out, but the next moment a bright light appeared in the live broadcast screen.

If you don’t see him, you’ll hear his voice first:

"Sorry for the long wait, viewers. I was just doing the cover of the live broadcast."

Xia Tian let Rotom, the possessed mobile phone, shoot himself. After some operations, he reduced the live broadcast poster he had just made to a frame and placed it on the edge of the live broadcast room.

Xia Tian pointed to the side and said: "These listed are the basic items that every Pokémon has, such as names, attributes, characteristics, habits, moves, etc. After reading it, everyone should have a good idea first, so as not to worry about it. From now on, I will explain it to new friends every day."

"Okay, without further ado, I came to the largest forest in Hongshan City today. Let's see what Pokémon will appear here..."

[Good guy, there really is a script!Even the settings are programmed. 】

[This attribute restraint table looks like this. It has eighteen attributes. It should be very good when made into a game. 】

[Brothers, I saw ghosts and dragons. Are there really such monsters? 】

[Answer to the person upstairs, I have seen a dragon-shaped monster, blue, with a square mouth pouting, super ferocious, and can roll up huge waves when it turns over. 】

[Damn it, you guys went astray. We agreed to come together to prove the Dao Land Key Immortal and then we started talking about it. 】

The current live broadcast room is mainly divided into three types of people, one is those who know Xia Tian's identity and come to wait for him to sell Moo Moo Fresh Milk, and the other are passers-by who see Xia Tian's videos or hear others talk about him wanting to popularize Warcraft knowledge and come to watch the excitement. Yes, in the end they are just pure trolls.

Xia Tian scanned the barrage and chuckled: "The dragon with the big mouth that one brother mentioned should be Gyarados, but it is not a dragon type, but a water and flying type."

"There are many strange things in Pokémon, even if they have dragons in their names but are not of the dragon type, such as Earth Dragon, Tropical Dragon, Sea Thorn Dragon, Electric Dragon, Charizard..."

These are nothing, the most outrageous thing is that there is a dragon champion who has almost all flying pseudo-dragons in his hands.

Look no further, it’s you, the Dodo!

Xia Tian walked forward with Rotom, and a lush forest came into view in the live broadcast room.

[Holy shit, the anchor really wants to go into the virgin forest to learn about World of Warcraft?Don't want to die? 】

[Brother Tian, ​​let’s go back to play and play, don’t make fun of life. There are a lot of monsters inhabiting the forest, so you can safely carry the goods. Your milk is still very delicious. I will buy ten boxes!Please don't seek death! 】

Summer's industry is mainly concentrated in the North Sea Plateau. Since the number of Pokémon limits production, it is difficult for people outside the North Sea to taste Moo Moo Fresh Milk.

"Brothers, don't worry, I have bodyguards, look -"

Rotom focused the camera on Pikachu and Eevee at Xia Tian's feet.

[Holy shit, shock the rat, host, run away! 】

[Anchor, don’t touch it, there is high voltage! 】

Xia Tian ignored the barrage reminding him to run away, and leaned down to pick up Pikachu: "Come on, Xiaopi, say hello to everyone."

"Pika pika~pika, chirp~" Pikachu showed a healing smile, and with a "Qiu" sound, the two power bags on his cheeks started to arc.

"Buaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!" Ibrahimovic suddenly became jealous when he saw that Xia Tian only favored Pikachu, and bit Xia Tian's trouser leg with his small mouth open.

Xia Tian then picked up Ibrahimovic and put it on his head. Ibrahimovic licked the pink pads on his little paws, tilted his head and winked at the camera. He looked so cute.

The barrage was silent for a moment, and then broke out collectively.

【Fuck!Is this pink and white fox also a monster? It’s so cute! 】

【awsl!Medic!Get the blood pack quickly! 】

[Shouldn’t the point be that the electric shock mouse did not discharge? 】

[You see, the yellow-skinned mouse and this fox are both wearing clothes. Isn’t this the host’s pet? 】

Xia Tian previously said that he had a bodyguard, but the audience naturally assumed that the bodyguard was a burly man in a black suit and sunglasses. No one would think of Warcraft.

"It's called Pikachu, and it's an electric Pokémon. The two red dots on its face are its power storage bags. Usually, it discharges randomly because its level is low and it can't master its own power."

"The one on my head is called Eevee. It has general attributes and can sense danger. These two are my companions who have been following me for a long time."

Xia Tian gave the audience a brief introduction to Pokémon Supervisor Girl. Being able to partner with them in this life would be considered a life in vain.

[Look at this yellow-skinned mouse’s expression, it’s so humane! 】

[Why does this little fox look more and more like the anchor? Isn’t the anchor the father of a magical beast? 】

Xia Tian moved forward step by step and had officially entered this primeval forest. The next moment, a plane flew over in the live broadcast room.

"Thanks to [chess master] boss for the plane, thank you boss."

Both Pikachu and Eevee thanked the camera.

This immediately attracted many generous rewards.

[Master of Chess: Is the anchor going to take these two little guys on an adventure? Is there really no danger? 】

Xia Tian smiled knowingly: "Don't worry, boss. Do you still remember what I said before? Humans can train Pokémon and command them to fight. This profession is called a trainer in the Pokémon world, and the anchor is a trainer."

Rustling, silent forest and leaves shaking and rustling.

A big lump of green fat suddenly fell from the treetops, just in front of Xia Tian.

"Well, folks, the first popular science Pokémon has appeared today."

Xia Tian asked Rotom to take a close-up, and saw that this Pokémon looked like a green caterpillar, with red Y-shaped tentacles on its head and two pairs of sucking-cup-like gastropods on its white abdomen.

"This Pokémon is called Green Caterpillar. It is of the insect type. It is the most common Pokémon. It has a relatively gentle temperament and is not very harmful. Generally, Green Caterpillar only has two moves: impact and spin. It is the easiest for novices to do. The captured Pokémon..."

Xia Tian stepped forward to check on the green caterpillar that had fallen off on its own, and found that it was just full and not seriously injured.

Take out the specially prepared dried fruit that helps the elves digest from your backpack and put it near the green caterpillar's mouth.

Seeing that this human being actually gave him food, the green caterpillar rolled his eyes angrily. Didn't he see that I was full and he was still giving me food?

However, a fragrance that was different from that of young leaves entered the nose, and the green caterpillar suddenly became energetic again. It felt like it could still eat it!

[Brothers, don’t listen to the anchor’s nonsense. Bullshit is not harmful at all. I was once tied into a mummy by this guy, hung in a tree and whipped mercilessly! 】

Everyone in the live broadcast room was in an uproar when they saw this brother's barrage.

[Hahaha, it’s really not that harmful, but it’s extremely insulting! 】

[Yes, yes, compared to those fire-breathing and thundering monsters in the news, the danger is indeed very low. 】

"This guy must have provoked the green caterpillars somewhere, otherwise they wouldn't attack people on their own initiative. Look at me, won't I be fine now?"

While stroking the body of the green caterpillar, Xia Tian explained: "Everyone must have a consciousness. Pokémon needs to be touched with true feelings. Don't you usually feed food when you go to the zoo to see monkeys or watch fish? Why change it to Warcraft?" No, feeding is the easiest way to express kindness. They are very sensitive to emotional fluctuations. If you have malicious intentions, they will naturally fight back to protect themselves."

"This is the same for any living thing."

[Objection to the anchor, our power plant here was attacked by a group of self-destruction monsters not long ago, but we have never provoked them. 】

Chen Hai wrote about his experience, but was quickly overwhelmed by the dense barrage. So in order to attract enough attention, he decided to top up the reward to make himself more visible.

He admitted that in just a few minutes, he had a subversive understanding of elves. Pikachu, Eevee, and the green caterpillar were all getting close to people without attacking, but preconceptions were not easy to get rid of.