Science Elf: Godfather of the Strongest Pokémon

"Looks like I got oral sex today!"

"Pikachu~"

"Eep!"

Pikachu and Eevee both had drool on their lips. It was great to have a picnic or something!

Xia Tian walked directly to the middle of Paras in the envious eyes of the audience.

"Pai~?" Some Paras woke up and looked at Xia Tian curiously or blankly, but there was still no movement.

"Pylas is very gentle and is only hostile to some mushroom Pokémon, such as Lampshade."

"Because they glow, parasters and lampshaded nocturnal mushrooms compete for territory like toucans and beebirds."

Xia Tian once again took out the energy cube to carry out food trapping.

The energy cubes suitable for grass and insect-type Pokémon soon attracted the Paras, and Xia Tian showed a successful smile:

"Want to eat? If you want to eat, give me the mushroom on your head in exchange!"

【Gan!Brother Tian’s character collapsed! 】

【right!I always thought anchors were gentle and friendly, but I didn't expect them to be so scheming. 】

The audience remembers that they fed green caterpillars last summer, and that the Bobos were like children who gave away money without asking for anything in return. Today, they actually sold their souls for mushrooms.

Summer doesn't care what other people think. He'll make them hungry with a pot of creamy mushroom soup for lunch!

The Paras nodded in agreement.

Although the mushrooms can control them to endlessly absorb nutrients from trees, they are unconscious after all and cannot control Paras to resist.

Facing the clutches of Chef Xia Tian, ​​they can only hate being put in their pockets.

【Anchor!Buy Paras mushrooms at high prices, whatever the price is! 】

[My dear friend, my life is about to end, can I part ways with you?I am the old man of the xx family...]

[I am the chairman of xx Group. I am willing to exchange half of my shares for a longevity mushroom. The anchor wants to chat privately...]

When Xia Tian was harvesting mushrooms, many private messages with the same meaning were sent from the background, and Xia Tian asked Rotom to decline them all.

Originally, my style should be to be a bastard if I have money, but I really just want to eat cream of mushroom soup in summer and miss the taste of my mother when I was a child.

These people have all said that their ideas must be changed, and they are still fighting over this little health care product for longevity.

With the medical conditions brought by future Pokémon, as long as they don't seek death, each of them can live a long life and die in peace, so why worry about Paras?

Take my father who turned into a vegetative state as an example. I threw away all the healing moves such as Healing Waves and Life Drops, but he still got up and jumped around.

With a sigh, Xia Tian started to do other things.

From an angle that Rotom could not photograph, Xia Tian moved a 50-pound bag of fertilizer from the space backpack.

"Come help!" Xia Tian shouted, and Pikachu and Ibrahimovic, who were playing with the Paras over there, ran over to help him fertilize.

As soon as the small bowl is poured, the fertilizer is evenly spread at the feet of the towering old trees, and quickly melts and is absorbed by the soil.

"It's a moist fertilizer that increases soil moisture over a period of time."

"However, it will inhibit and slow down the ripening of the fruits, but it doesn't matter. These trees are barren and can further improve the living environment of Paras." Xia Tian introduced this ecological fertilizer to the confused audience.

Wet and wet fertilizers are used to cultivate tree fruits, but the two functions of increasing humidity and inhibiting ripening are widely used elsewhere.

Xia Tian's doing this can be regarded as repaying Paras's mushroom.

[Anchor, I am from xxx Agricultural Company, can I cooperate with your company? 】

[Anchor, I am from xxx sales company, can we be your agent for this fertilizer? 】

Xia Tian's unintentional move created a wave of advertising for himself, attracting many agricultural companies. These people spoke politely, which also reflected Xia Tian's influence.

"We won't talk about work during the live broadcast. Friends who are interested in cooperation can pay attention to our company's follow-up announcements..."

Only experts know the true effectiveness and cost-effectiveness of wet fertilizer. Taking soil moisture as an example, the traditional means of maintaining soil moisture are loosening the soil, diverting canals, and irrigating.

However, these methods can only be appropriately improved and maintained. The factors that most affect soil moisture are the local climate and air humidity, which cannot be changed artificially.

It's fine now. In the summer, just put a bag of fertilizer and it will be solved. I'm scared to death!

Those who have watched Pokémon may know that the technological level of the Pokémon world is very high, but perhaps their vision is limited to space technology and elf technology, while ignoring the core production technology and production materials of society.

The change of environment soon attracted cheers from the Paras.

What Xia Tian didn't know was that not long after, the Pats clan and the Lampshade Night Mushroom clan started fighting again over the ownership of this treasure land. This might be a good intention but a bad thing.

Even as smart as summer, there will be times when you are careless.

Continue on the road.

Walking through the dark forest, the dazzling sunlight shines on the ground in summer, which makes it really hard to open your eyes.

The audience’s narrow field of vision gradually became wider——

The ground ahead is flat and covered with lush grass. At the end, a green hill blocks the way.

"In front of us is Yancui Mountain. After crossing this mountain, there is a grassland. After that, we will reach the end of our journey..."

Xia Tian browsed the map with the audience.

There is a natural barrier between Hongshan City and Qingshan City, which consists of Hongshan Forest, Yancui Mountain and a large grassland.

It is said that there is a swamp somewhere in that grassland. As long as you pass through the swamp, you will see a vast sea of ​​flowers. There were once tourist explorers who were lucky enough to arrive and the beautiful scenery of the sea of ​​flowers photographed is stunning to the world.

The purpose of Xia Tian's trip was exactly there. The original intention of his live broadcast was to reach those places that were difficult for people to reach, and to popularize elven knowledge for them on the way.

It’s a pleasure to travel and popularize science.

"Let's light a fire and cook here at noon today~"

I found a dry and flat open space, spread out a picnic cloth, set up the boiler, and prepared for a mukbang in the summer.

Pikachu and Eevee went to pick up dead wood branches to make a fire together, and in the summer, they put on aprons and prepared ingredients.

Naturally, rice and side dishes are indispensable for a rice cook. When I went out, my second aunt Chen Hui had already prepared instant meals and rice balls for summer.

Heat oil in a pan, dice the Paras mushrooms and stir-fry with the onions until fragrant, take them out and continue to coat them in butter and flour and fry slowly.

There is no water source nearby, so mineral water can only be used instead.

"Brothers! The essence of cream of mushroom soup is of course the light cream extracted from our Moo Moo fresh milk. It is mellow and fragrant. It can also increase your strength after eating it. I suggest brothers and sisters who have never tasted it to buy it and try it!" Xia Tian added. Advertise your own products.

While simmering over low heat, add some tree fruit pellets that Pikachu and Eevee like to eat.

Not long after, a pot of milky white and thick cream of mushroom soup was ready.

Xia Tian raised his spoon and faced the camera: "Fans eat first! Ah——"

"Eh! You can't eat it! Are you angry?" Xia Tian proudly put the soup into his mouth.

The mouth is smooth and delicate, salty and fresh with a bit of sweetness from tree fruits, and the rich milky aroma rolls into the abdomen with the warm soup, making Xia Tian suddenly feel comfortable all over.

"Meow-ah!"

【Dooling~】

【What a waste of nature, what a waste of nature!Just make soup with good medicinal materials and drink it! ? 】

[Compared to the medicinal power of thousand-year-old ginseng, will the anchor be killed by supplementation? 】

【Depend on!He is still greedy for us, I think I beat him! 】

[I’ll help you with a bottle of Red Bull, and the brothers upstairs will rush in! 】

[I am in charge of food at the detention center, brothers just charge! 】

At the same time, facing the table full of abalone and sea cucumber, the Wang sisters had no appetite and lay listlessly on their seats.

Wang Wenyu picked up the phone and dialed: "Hey! Ask the kitchen to make another pot of cream of mushroom soup. I want the best and most expensive mushrooms!"

"That's right! Remember to use whipped cream from Tiantian Dairy!"

"Ness!"

"Fox Fox!"

"Danet!"

Wang Yuchun and the two Pokémon held the dishes and chopsticks and looked forward to it.

This is still across the screen, but the scent of butter has spread to unknown distances...