Science Elf: Godfather of the Strongest Pokémon

[Oh my god, the anchor is going to be shot into a sieve! 】

[If you talk about danger, you still want to die. If you raise two little monsters, you don’t know how high the world is...]

[Don’t worry, look at my little electric grilled wasp! 】

"Ibrahimovic, bad bad territory." Xia Tian calmly commanded.

"Boo!"

Lord Ibrahimovic has not exercised for a long time, but now he is full of energy.

The ferocious little Eevee let out an "evil dragon roar", and a wall made of evil energy appeared in front of Xia Tian to help him block all the missile needles. Then the evil energy condensed into black mist and swept towards the giant needle bees. And go.

Some giant sting wasps flinched when exposed to the evil energy, but more were still reluctant to reorganize their attacks.

Poisonous needles and venom shocks came one after another.

"It's raging!" Xia Tian raised his hand and pointed.

"Buyi~" Ibrahimovic raised his little head, and the blazing fire began to burn around his body. The air was roasted and exploded, and the atmospheric pressure suddenly increased.

The fire instantly rose to several feet, and Lord Ibrahimovic was now the god of fire.

Wrapped in a layer of telekinesis, little Eevee was like a little sun, crashing directly into the swarm of needle bees.

Everywhere you go there is no grass!

Bad areas, raging fire, these are the partner moves that are exclusive to his partner Ibrahimovic.

[Fuck, Yishen is so fierce! 】

[I only thought it was the facade, but I didn’t expect it to be the hidden boss. 】

[Anchor, where can I find such an Ibrahimovic? I want one too. 】

[Should the host sell Ibrahimovic for 1000 million? 】

The sting bees fell to the ground and fell into burns. Master Ibrahimovic proudly turned his back to Xia Tian, ​​waiting for his praise.

"Well done!" Xia Tian was certainly not stingy with his praise, and put a small red flower on it. Pikachu also ran forward and posted some stickers with its good friend.

He took out a bottle of burn medicine from his backpack and sprayed it on the giant needle bees one by one.

After experiencing first-hand how good Ibrahimovic can be, the giant needle bees naturally did not dare to do it again, and lined up like good babies one by one.

Xia Tian once again popularized science for the audience in the live broadcast room:

"Brothers, giant needle bees are elves with a strong sense of territory. Once something intrudes into their territory in the wild, they will be swarmed and attacked. Their needles are poisonous and very dangerous!"

"Generally, we stop when we see iron-shelled pupae, because giant needle wasps all evolved from iron-shelled pupae, and they will search for and bring their future companions back to their nests."

Xia Tian's expression gradually became serious: "So don't fool around if you don't have absolute strength. Let alone Pokémon, any poisonous snakes and beasts in this forest will kill you."

"The anchor is developing a bug spray that will be available for use once it is launched."

The audience suddenly came to their senses and realized that if they had been in their place, they would have been poisoned and died from thousands of injections. They could not help but feel a chill down their backs.

[Anchor, didn’t you say that Pokémon are kind-hearted in nature? How can we do this if they are all just like Stingyx? 】

After seeing the cuteness of Pikachu Eevee, the comedy of the green caterpillar, the dueling spirit of the flying mantis, and now the danger and terror of the giant needle wasp, many viewers raised questions about Xia Tian's idea of ​​"living in harmony with the elves".

[The anchor said that the giant needle bees have a strong sense of territorial defense. This is a population habit and has nothing to do with their own personalities. 】

[The person upstairs is an entomologist, who is right. 】

[Children only talk about good and bad, adults can analyze the underlying logic. Let alone a giant needle bee, if a suspicious person breaks into your house and you don’t drive them out and call the police, do you still have to make tea for him? 】

[The person upstairs is biased. This forest in our bright area belongs to us humans. Why do you hit me when I go back to my own home? 】

【Ah!Human beings claim to be the primates of all things but have lost their respect for nature. Why don't you say that the universe belongs to you? 】

【…】

"Everyone just remember the knowledge points. Although the giant sting wasp attacks people, it does so for a reason and can be avoided. The red line is not something only humans have."

Xia Tian doesn't want to discuss this topic too much. There are a lot of trolls on the Internet, and it's easy to be led into a dead end. By then, the popular science live broadcast will turn into a debate live broadcast.

Some people will only accept the Pokémon if it is a "little sheep", because everything is under their control. If it is a "big bad wolf", it will definitely not work. Who knows whether it will become a "white-eyed wolf"? To put it bluntly, it means a lack of security.

But Pokémon is a wonderful creature that relies on emotions to establish bonds.

Those "trainers of Reshiram" will never understand the power of emotion, and they probably won't even be able to activate the Mega Keystone.

These people will return to mediocrity under the general trend and will not be able to become excellent trainers.

But Xia Tian is not worried. This is just the beginning of the wonderful Pokémon world, and people will gradually recognize it in the future.

"Having said that, if you like the giant needle bee and want to conquer one as a partner in the future, it is best to look for unicorn beetles in the surrounding grass. After all, relationships must be cultivated from an early age. The giant needle bee has grown to its final form. If you can Without its approval, you cannot command."

The giant needle bees who recovered from their injuries presented them with honey and tree fruits that they had collected (robbed). After Xia Tian performed "Meow~~~ah!" to the audience, they continued their journey with satisfaction.

He plans to take the audience to find an elf that is more "unreasonable" than the giant needle wasp.

The bully of the forest - the big-billed bird!

He is also very territorial and often fights with the Bobo family.

……

"Bo~Bo~"

Little brown-feathered birds poked their heads out from the canopy. The feathers on their faces and abdomen are cream-colored, and their beaks and talons are purple. There are only three toes on the talons. There are three clusters of crest feathers on the top of the head, with white on both sides. The middle is brown and looks quite handsome.

It was none other than the first-generation family bird, Bobo.

"Poppo is a very gentle bird Pokémon that is widely distributed in grass and forests. In addition to tree fruits, it also preys on some small bugs."

"They can blow up storms with their wings, and their strong beaks and claws are also commonly used weapons."

The Bobos looked at the human who was talking to himself curiously, but they knew who it was when they saw the two Pikachu and Eevee next to him.

Bobo, who was a few days old, heard from Big Brother Bibi that this was their future boss. Many of the Bibi's who followed him had evolved into Beagles and often came back to show off. It was said that the job called "delivering express delivery" lasted all day. Traveling around is so relaxing.

Well, none of this matters, the key is that the cube-shaped food is delicious!

"Bo~" Immediately, Bo Bo flapped his wings and flew in front of Xia Tian, ​​shouting enthusiastically.

[Anchor, this bird doesn’t look very strong. 】

[Is this a robbery on the road? 】

[There must be something wrong with your eyes upstairs. It’s obviously just a pretense. 】

Xia Tian smiled, took out a box of energy cubes from his backpack and distributed them to the Bobos.

He doesn't come to this forest outside Hongshan City often, but he is quite familiar with the Bobos here. His secretary's bird came from here, and the company's express delivery business also employs many birds. And Bi Diao.

Among the family birds in the past, the Big Eagle (Big Bird) is the most handsome and practical, and it can also Mega evolve. It is simply perfect in appearance, strength, and functionality.

Thinking of this, Xia Tian answered the questions of some water friends just now: "If the waves are not strong, there will be ghosts. The storm they blow is enough to overturn your car, and after evolving into the final form, the speed can reach Mach [-], which is worthy of Compared to a fighter jet, it can fly without sleep for two weeks, and it can also carry people.”

"The Bi Diao clan has an excellent sense of direction and will never get lost. This is good news for road addicts. The above boss will ask you if you are good at it?"

【Fuck!Twice the speed of sound? ! 】

【take off!You can travel around the world without money!I'm going to take the driver's license exam now! 】

[I have a bold idea, I can set up a Bidiao Airlines...]

The Bobos got the energy cubes and ate happily, and the audience became restless again.

[Why is this anchor’s feed square? Doesn’t it hurt my teeth?]

[Anchor, Xiaopi and Yishen are waiting for you to feed them. Don’t be ignorant! 】

Xia Tian saw that the two little ones were indeed covering their growling stomachs, so he comforted them: "I am definitely not that kind of person in Xia Tian. I will take them back for a big meal later. The food will be more delicious after they are hungry for a while!"

"Pickup pickup!"

"Eibee!"

Pikachu and Eevee both nodded vigorously, yes, yes, we have long been tired of eating energy cubes and the like. We are already grown children and have long passed the age of supplementing nutrition. Fried chicken and Coke are the best!