i have a girlfriend in marvel

As the Mid-Autumn Festival approaches, the moon in Asgard is also very big and round. It hangs in the sky like a white jade plate, which is very beautiful.

Under the moon, two spiders quietly built a large web at the highest place. It was several meters wide and heart-shaped. It was easy to roll at first sight and they were not afraid of falling no matter how rough the waves were.

And in this big web, two spiders hugged each other, quietly enjoying the tranquility after the storm.

"No, we haven't looked at the moon so peacefully for a long time." Gwen said affectionately.

Su Ye nodded, "Yes, but no matter how long it takes, you will always be my little sweetheart, and I will not let you become Mrs. Niu."

"What Mrs. Cow?" Gwen asked doubtfully.

"It's the tauren..." Su Ye was silent, but unfortunately Gwen didn't understand.

"Ahem, let me tell you a story. The story begins five hundred years ago. It is said that Tang Monk's master and apprentice went to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures. However, on the way, Sun Wukong ate Tang Monk together with the Bull Demon King."

Su Ye began to tell a long story. The story was very long and went on for a long time. It was so long that Gwen almost fell asleep.

Gwen obviously didn't want to live up to such a beautiful moment, so she simply stood up and listened to the story while letting Su Ye reach in and tickle her.

This way I won’t feel sleepy.

The story was told all night long, and the itch was scratched all night long. The scratching became more and more itchy until dawn.

"You have saved a lot. It seems that I have neglected you recently. I'm sorry. Dr. Connors' laboratory should not be so busy in the future. I will find time to spend more time with you."

At dawn, Gwen held Su Ye in her arms and stroked his hair with a distressed look on her face.

Su Ye shook his head very 'sensiblely', "Women still have to put their careers first. Only independent and strong women deserve to be loved the most. And isn't there a saying that women who are serious about their careers are the most beautiful? So just be yourself, you don’t need to be anyone’s vassal, I’m fine with myself.”

Women's boxing is determined to do one thing, no matter whether they agree with it or not, there is definitely nothing wrong with saying so.

As expected, Gwen was so praised that she couldn't help but promise again and again that she would definitely work and collect public rations and would not leave Su Ye empty-handed.

Afterwards, there was another process of collecting public grain.

The meaning of biological existence is to continue the survival of the race, so mating itself is a great thing, and we don't need to deliberately avoid it.

Instead, we should look at it with a pious heart, and even sing and praise it.

Of course, mating that is not for the purpose of procreation should be despised.

Pooh!

Half a month later, a grand banquet was held in Asgard, Odin's fairy palace, to entertain the expeditionary force from Earth, as well as Thor and others who had returned in triumph.

After half a month, Thor finally put down the rebellion in Vanaheim, half a month longer than it took Su Ye and the Earth Expeditionary Force to put down Jotunheim.

Well, in other words, during the time Thor was fighting, the expeditionary force was almost always on vacation in Asgard.

There was no way, their own mission was completed too quickly, and Odin did not let them go to Vanaheim to help. It seemed that if someone helped, even if Thor finally completed the mission, it would not be as smooth as pretending.

So the final result was that Thor led his people to fight to death in Vanaheim.

But Su Ye led people around Asgard.

I experienced making spider webs at the highest point of Asgard with Gwen, experienced the men's room in Asgard with Raven, discussed the future of the Great Wall Guardians with Sharon until dawn, and also took the time to tutor Na. Tasha's close combat skills.

All in all, life was quite boring and fulfilling.

Angel Salvador wanted to ask Teacher Su some questions, but couldn't find a chance.

By the way, in the movie First Class, the actor who plays Salvador has a godmother named Marisa Tomei. You may not be familiar with her name, but you must be familiar with the role she plays.

She is Aunt May from the third generation of Spider-Man.

Many people don’t know that when she was young, Aunt May fell in love with Robert Downey Jr., who played Tony. At the age of 45, she gave a bold performance that everyone loved in "The Wrestler". The male protagonist was a whip. Yes, that's right, it's Ivan Vanke.

After watching it, you will know that in terms of body management, Aunt Mei really has nothing to say, otherwise she would not have impressed many people when she first appeared in the MCU. She was already over 50 years old. , some people even had bad thoughts.

Speaking of Angel Salvador, she was originally a stripper, which is Aunt May's profession in "The Wrestler". Everyone knows what this profession is.

They obviously don't just dance. Their main source of income is actually work other than dancing.

There is no need to elaborate on what this job is.

Su Ye actually has no discrimination against the work that Angel Salvador does. After all, they are also manual workers and rely on their crafts to make a living. It is much better than those who have hands and feet but go out to steal, rob, or even go to the streets to beg for food. too much.

But not discriminating and respecting Angel Salvador's work does not mean that Su Ye can accept something happening with her.

It would be fine if everyone just maintains a simple teacher-student and superior-subordinate relationship.

This busy and fulfilling life lasted until Thor returned.

At the banquet, Thor, on behalf of Asgard, expressed his sincere gratitude to the defenders of the Great Wall from Earth and the soldiers who followed him on the expedition.

Everyone was in a state of revelry, and Volstagg of the Three Warriors of Asgard started bragging about their great achievements in Vanaheim.

At the end of the blow, the guards of the Great Wall couldn't stand listening anymore. Abomination and Kisame Kisame were like door gods, sandwiching him on the left and right, and started drinking wine while holding huge wine glasses.

Volstagg himself is a wine barrel. Apart from Thor, he has never been afraid of anyone in Asgard. Even if these two people are extremely talented at first glance and don't look like humans, he is not afraid.

As they started drinking, the atmosphere of the entire banquet instantly rose.

Since ancient times, wine has been the easiest bond and bridge to bring men closer.

But in this lively atmosphere, the loneliness on one person's face seemed a bit out of place.

Sol missed Jane.

After experiencing the war and seeing countless families separated and destroyed, he suddenly had a new understanding and perspective on home and family.

Sol felt that maybe he should start a family.

The Asgardians' habit of not getting married or having children for thousands of years needs to be changed.

The problem is, they haven't seen each other since leaving Jane behind at the Shiranui Gym in New York and returning to Asgard.

During the war in New York, Jane went to London for investigation, avoiding the danger of the war and also avoiding meeting Saul.

As a result, it ended up like this. Sol wanted to find Jane but didn't know where to look.

Sif saw Thor's sorrow and roughly guessed what he was thinking. According to the original relationship between the two, she should go up and persuade Thor to get back to his way, and let him understand that she was the only one who was the best. Someone fit to be the Queen of Asgard.

But before getting up, Xif suddenly saw Su Ye chatting. At that moment, Xif suddenly felt that her position was gone.

Although neither gods nor Westerners take chastity or the past seriously, they do not attach much importance to it.

But after seeing the difference in the methods and time used by Su Ye and Thor to quell the war between the two worlds, Sif suddenly felt that she was not so eager to become the God King of Asgard.

Perhaps it would be good to become a member of the Great Wall Guardians and go see the wider universe together.

Without anyone to stop him, Sol walked out of the banquet hall and stood in the corridor feeling sad.

"Looking at you now, you are really different from when we first met."

A familiar voice sounded behind him. When Sol turned around, he saw Su Ye holding a wine bottle in one hand and a hammer in the other, walking towards him with a smile.

Su Ye didn't simply want to come out to persuade Sol. He just felt that there were more women in the hall. They had been together for a long time, and he was afraid of something happening, so he simply ran out and hid.

When I was leaving, I happened to see Mjolnir, so I took it out with me.

Seeing the hammer in Su Ye's hand, Thor couldn't help but raise his eyebrows.

"Did I leave my hammer behind? Thank you for taking it out for me." With that said, Thor reached out to summon Thor's hammer.

But Su Ye shook his head, "As a hammer hand, you should never leave your body with the hammer, but just now, you threw it away like garbage. Let's not talk about whether Meow Meow Hammer will be sad. Obviously, your heart It’s a mess.”

Su Ye's words were addressed to Thor's Hammer.

As we all know, Thor's Hammer is conscious and can understand human speech, so Su Ye wants to try and tell it something bad about Thor to see if he can win it over from Thor.

Although this possibility is very low, it doesn't cost any money to try it, just in case it really comes true.

Poaching is not something that can be done overnight, it has to be done slowly and slowly.

Sure enough, Mjolnir did not immediately fly into Thor's hand. Instead, he hesitated for a moment, considered it, and then slowly flew out with three stops.

Su Ye's eyes lit up. It seemed that this strategy was successful. It was not impossible to completely steal Mjolnir from Thor's hands.

"I was just negligent. We have been together for more than a thousand years. How could I forget you?" Thor stroked Mjolnir with some lingering fear.

However, Su Ye walked out and said without looking back.

"Let's go for a walk. When you're in a bad mood, don't hold it in alone. It will make you feel better if you talk about it."

Thor did not refuse and followed behind. The two walked while chatting. Unknowingly, they came to Heimdall's hut at the end of the Rainbow Bridge.

"Good evening, Lao Hai!"

After entering, Su Ye raised his hand and threw the wine bottle in his hand, "Everyone is celebrating, but you are missing the great hero. We just happened to come out and brought you some wine. You're welcome."

After Heimdall took the drink, he glanced at Thor first. He was on duty now, so he couldn't drink.

Thor nodded quickly when he saw this, "It doesn't matter, we'll keep an eye on it for you, you can just drink, everyone is celebrating tonight, I really shouldn't neglect you, old man."

"He has neglected quite a few old friends, right, Meowth Hammer," Su Ye added leisurely beside him.

The Meow Hammer suddenly shook, as if agreeing with Su Ye's statement.

Sol almost cried. His eyes when looking at Su Ye were a little dissatisfied and pleading, as if he was saying something.

"Don't come here!"

Heimdall was also a free and easy man, and when he saw this, he was no longer polite. He opened the wine bottle and took a big drink.

"Good wine!"

Heimdall nodded towards Su Ye. Obviously, this friendship over wine should be remembered by Su Ye.

Thor couldn't help but tighten the handle of the hammer in his hand, and ten thousand words of MMP flashed through his mind.

What he didn't know yet was that Sif, the daughter-in-law Odin had prepared for him, had also been pried away. Otherwise, he would not have been able to stand here so calmly at this time, smiling and having fun with Su Ye.

Seeing Heimdall drinking happily, Thor's throat suddenly moved. He didn't take a few sips just now, but now he was a little greedy.

Seeing this, Su Ye took out two more wine bottles from behind, one for himself and one for Saul.

Wine is something that is only fun if everyone drinks it together.

While drinking, we chatted, and soon we got to talking about women, which is a necessary part of a man's bragging rights.

Thor and Heimdall are both thousands of years old, and they are shamelessly bragging about their age.

One said that he had one girlfriend a year on average and had thousands of girlfriends so far. The other said that he had a girlfriend for half a year and had dozens of children.

What these two guys said, even if you think about it with your buttocks, you know they are bragging.

Let me talk about Sol first. If he really changes his girlfriend every year, it is impossible to treat Jane as a treasure. Jane is of average length and her boobs are not big and deep. Is it because of her good skills?

This Su Ye hasn't tried it before, so he doesn't dare to draw any conclusions.

But if his guess is correct, Thor has probably been busy falling in love and killing Loki for most of his more than a thousand years, and has no time to consider the issue of men and women at all.

Or maybe, before meeting Jane, Sol only had brothers in his heart, not men and women?

Anyway, judging from Sif, Su Ye felt that the Asgardians didn't seem to have much experience, huh.

Besides Heimdall, a watchdog cough! A janitor lives in Rainbow Bridge all year round. He eats, drinks and sleeps here. He has no time to go out and wander around.

It would be great to be able to have a daughter-in-law and have a child, so that after his death, he could inherit the position of the Rainbow Bridge guard.

Not seeing his successor, Skorch the Executioner, he couldn't help but feel lonely in the end. After Asgard was destroyed, did he simply go to the black-robed picket next door to find another job? (dog head)

Therefore, Thor and Heimdall are just spiritual giants. They may not have as much practical experience as Su Ye, a young man who is just nineteen years old.

"By the way, your little girlfriend on Earth seems to be..."

Heimdall said with a smile, while turning his head to look in the direction of the earth. This clairvoyant from the Nine Realms likes to peek everywhere when he has nothing to do, making people feel no sense of security at all.

"Thor, Jane is missing!"

Thor instantly became nervous and shouted, "What's going on!"

Su Ye also raised his eyebrows. Jane was gone. Did she go to the place where the ether particles were sealed?

So, the dark elves are coming, right?