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224. Thanos practices yoga, but the Bulgarian demon king is a scumbag
In deep space, a huge spacecraft is flying at high speed, aiming directly at the earth.
The spaceship was in Cambridge, Thanos frowned, looking through the string window at the starry sky outside.
Ever since he came up with the lofty and great ideal of continuing the sustainable development of the universe, Thanos' brow has never relaxed.
I don’t know if it will take billions of years, tens of billions, or trillions of years to come. The problem of insufficient resources in the universe will appear, just like late-stage cancer. It is pricking Thanos’ nerves all the time, making it difficult for him to sleep and eat well. Not thinking.
In the Dragon Kingdom, this is called being carefree, being full and having nothing to do, being a dog meddling with mice, being sick and having shit in your head.
But Man Thanatos did this as a career, and it was a career that he fought for his whole life.
For this reason, he would not hesitate to make the entire universe an enemy, even risking his own life and that of his subordinates.
This matter, from the very beginning, was a bit untenable.
The universe is so big and vast. There are endless cosmic spaces to explore, and there are countless parallel universes to invade. If that doesn't work, you can drill into a black hole and let it spit out what it swallows.
Killing people is useless. At the speed of human troops, half of the population gap will be filled in less than a hundred years.
Compared with the long time of the universe, one hundred years is considered to be der.
So this problem, in the final analysis, still lies in Thanos's mind.
What Thanos needs is not a set of infinite stones that can snap his fingers, but a brain that can think through these things.
What's more regrettable is that Thanos is a male. As long as he looks like the one on the cover, Su Ye will stand up and sleep with him... that's the one who convinced her.
Unfortunately, when Su Ye connected with Thanos in the universe through telepathy, he found that this guy was almost the same as in the movie.
Even when Su Ye was connected, he accidentally caught a glimpse of Thanos' thoughts.
At this time, Thanos, although his eyes were looking at the starry sky in the distance, his mind was racing, imagining where it would be better to live in seclusion after his wish was fulfilled.
"The best thing is a planet without people. Then I can practice yoga alone in a place where no one can see me, wearing a thong." ’
Along with this idea, there is also a picture of Thanos lying on the ground, pouting. The scene is inexplicably reminiscent of the Bulgarian Demon King. (I can’t find the picture...)
Su Ye was lucky enough to see this painting once before he traveled through time. At that time, he wanted to gouge out his eyeballs.
But now, seeing this scene again, he immediately vomited blood.
"Fuck, my eyes!"
"No, my brain!"
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
In front of the little spider, Su Ye couldn't hold back and spit out the fragrance directly.
The little spider scratched his head in embarrassment.
"Um, Brother Ye, what did I do that wasn't good enough? Why are you scolding me..."
"It's none of your business, don't think too much, just go play!"
Su Ye waved his hand and sent the little spider away, but he himself also withdrew his telepathy at the same time.
"Forget it, I won't watch anymore. If I keep watching, I'm afraid I won't be able to see the sun tomorrow."
"Speaking of which, Thanos, this guy, doesn't know that I got all the Infinity Stones, and also knows that I can use telepathy to see him, so he deliberately created such a scene just to disgust me!"
"Probably not. With Thanos's strength, which is 50-50 equal to that of Captain America, and his IQ, which can't even figure out a simple question, he shouldn't be able to do this."
Su Ye shook his head, telepathically connecting directly to Sharon.
"Worry everyone, get ready, work is coming!"
Sharon quickly informed, and the atmosphere in Super H Academy instantly became tense.
Almost all the guards of the Great Wall, as well as the mutants who served as students, gathered towards the square in front of the central tower.
At the same time, agents from SHIELD, no, Red Shield, gathered in the square at the same time. Everyone clenched their weapons and entered a state of emergency preparation.
In the entire square, more than 3,000 people gathered in an instant. Each of them held powerful black technology weapons in their hands. Each of them could defeat an army of 300,000 people with the firepower of one hundred or three thousand people. Don't be afraid.
The number of superheroes among them is nearly a hundred, and each one of them is the kind that can ride a thousand horses. If they line up and charge together, even a million-strong army may not be their opponent.
To put it bluntly, with the fighting power of these people, there would be no problem even if they could directly break into the White House and capture the rare guest Qiao alive.
Moreover, with Ultron around, the mushroom eggs in Xi Keqiao's hands also lost their deterrence.
Without Ultron's consent, Xike Qiao couldn't even ejaculate the mushroom eggs!
Just when Su Ye hadn't arrived to explain his purpose of gathering everyone, everyone in the square began to whisper.
"Why did the boss call us together? It's the end of the year, are we going to have an annual meeting and team building?"
"General Manager Carter has already said that we need to assemble urgently and prepare for a fight. How can your team be built and how clever can you be?"
"That's right, we're about to start a fight. This time it's either White House or 7G. Anyway, it's going to be a battle you can't even imagine. It's no better than team building!"
"But, for us, Bureau B and Red Shield, fighting is just team building, isn't it? That's what we do!"
"If you say that, there's nothing wrong with it. Just think of it as team building!"
"Friends, are you ready? We are going to team-building with Su Shuji, and we are going to fight the Japanese... that enemy. Are you excited or not? Hey!"
"Stop talking, Uncle Su is here!"
On the high platform of the square, Su Ye looked at the more than 3,000 people opposite, and his heart suddenly surged.
The ancients said that the most satisfying thing for a man is to lie drunk on the knees of a beautiful woman and wake up to take over the world.
And Su Ye was already very close to this goal. Behind him was a huge harem, and in front of him was a group of brave and powerful warriors. All those who wanted to stab him were moved up and beaten to death with bricks.
This feeling is so easy to get addicted to!
"Ahem! Hello guys!"
As soon as Su Ye finished speaking, a neat and loud response came from below.
"Good palm!"
This response was obviously written by Zheng Xian, and only he could teach such a form of reply.
And since the atmosphere had already reached this point, Su Ye naturally couldn't refute everyone's interest.
"Thank you guys for your hard work!"
Upon hearing Su Ye's words, the agents on the opposite side became even more excited.
"Serve the human vessel!"
That momentum, that scene, actually gave Su Ye a little bit of the feeling of being by the Jinshui Bridge, watching thousands of people walking in unison in front of him.
My heart is surging, my heart is surging!
"I have seen everyone's condition. I am proud that there are warriors like you in this world!"
"And now, what I want to tell you is that a group of alien invaders intending to invade the earth are heading towards the earth, and it won't be long before they appear above our heads."
"In the eyes of aliens, we earthlings are just like the ignorant Indians in the eyes of the crew of the Mayflower. We are not worthy of owning this rich and beautiful land!"
"And those people, like the Mayflower passengers and their successors, will directly do whatever they want to do to the indigenous people they think are not worthy of living, seize their land, enslave their people, and even carry out extermination. policy!"
"Do you agree to such behavior?"
Su Ye did not use telepathy to persuade, but simply used a plain tone to tell a fact that everyone knew and could understand.
But in front of me, these were basically agents from the country established by the descendants of the Mayflower, and their faces turned red in an instant.
"No! No! No!"
"We fought them!"
"Drive away the invaders and defend the earth to the death!"
"We don't want to be a race that is exterminated, and let those invaders give birth to sons without buttholes, who will be infamous for thousands of years, and will never be reincarnated!"
"I'm a new immigrant. I'm not a descendant of the Mayflower. I'm totally different from those idiots!"
"I am a descendant of the Mayflower. I am ashamed of the behavior of my ancestors. I am not worthy of being a human being. My ancestors are all sons of bitches!"
"..."
For a while, everyone was shouting and the atmosphere was quite lively.
But Su Ye clenched his fists and said, "Stop!"
Suddenly, there was a complete silence below. Whether it was those who were angry or ashamed, they all suppressed their emotions and quietly waited for Su Ye's instructions.
"Okay," Su Ye nodded, "I understand everyone's mood, and I also respect your opinions and appeals."
"As for the aggressors, all of us have the same opinion. Down with the dog-hearted imperialism!"
"Down with the bastard imperialism!"
"Down with the bastard imperialism!"
"Down with the bastard imperialism!"
The people's support can be used, Su Ye smiled and pressed his hand again.
"Okay, according to the previous grouping, a hundred people will form a small team, go to your battlefield, guard your defense line, and wipe out all the invading aliens on the spot, leaving them without a place to die. !”
"Remember, destroying these alien invaders is for the sake of the blue planet behind us, our descendants and the future."
"Therefore, we cannot have any suspicion of alien invaders, nor can we be disturbed by anything."
"Destroying the alien invaders is the only thing we have to do. For this, we can do it at any cost, understand!"
"understand!"
"understand!"
"understand!"
"Okay, let's go!"
Su Ye waved his hand, and the crowd below instantly divided into more than thirty teams.
At the same time, a group of people wearing magician robes also appeared. Each of them raised their hands with hanging rings and began to draw circles in the air.
A moment later, more than thirty space gates appeared in front of each team. The scenes on the other side of the space gates were different.
"set off!"
A team of more than 3,000 people, each led by a few superheroes, entered the space door and disappeared.
Including Gwen and others, they also left with the team.
Su Ye was the only one left on the spot.
At the same time, outside the earth, the huge Temple II spacecraft slowly appeared in the forbidden orbit, and Thanos also saw the northern American landmass from the porthole.
But when he saw the destination, Thanos frowned again.
"The induction of the original stone was scattered and divided into more than thirty. Are there more than thirty original stones on this planet?"
Immediately, Thanos shook his head.
"Impossible, absolutely impossible!"
"It seems that someone used the ability of the original stone to create a blindfold and interfered with my induction."
Thanos lowered his head and looked at the double-edged sword in his hand. There was an orange gem inlaid on the handle in the middle of the sword.
The orange Infinity Stone is the Soul Stone.
After discovering that the other gems had been hit on the earth, Thanos went directly to Vormir and used Gamora to replace the soul gem.
Su Ye was not very clear about the specific process and had no interest in understanding it.
Mainly because he didn't feel anything for Gamora from the beginning. He just felt that she was a woman who was pretentious, fussy, pretentious, not clear-minded, and most importantly, ugly.
Anyway, she is the only one who knows where Vormir is, so let her and Thanos stage a father-daughter love drama.
Now Thanos has indeed brought the soul gem, which saves Su Ye a lot of trouble.
In order to thank Thanos for his efforts, Su Ye also prepared a feast for him, which was the Red Shield agents scattered in major cities across the United States.
They were preparing a grand and grand welcome ceremony for Thanos and his men in those cities.
After feeling Su Ye's 'goodwill', Thanos happily dispersed his Chitauri soldiers and vanguard guards.
For a time, countless pyramid-shaped landing cabins fell towards the American land like a meteor shower.
"What is that! A meteor shower?"
"It's broad daylight, and there's another meteor shower?"
"It's not like a swarm of meteorites is going to attack the earth. Is it going to be the end of the world?"
"The official hasn't released any news yet. What's going on? The spokesperson is dead?"
"Stop arguing, our spokespersons will only look at those who are interested in facts and want to find out the truth to cause trouble. They turn a deaf ear to the real facts, or even pretend to understand, and make random remarks. That’s what you said!”
"Tell me, could it be an alien?"
"Alien invasion? Damn it, don't scare me!"
"That's not what I said. Over there in the city center, it is said that many S.H.I.E.L.D. agents suddenly appeared and have begun to build a defense line to prevent alien invasion!"
"So these meteor showers are the aliens they want to guard against?"
"It's very possible!"
At the same time, in the centers of these cities, Red Shield agents suddenly drove out something like a truck, and with a cool chirping sound in place, it unfolded into a modern military base.
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