[Naruto] Ninja Notes of a Fan Girl

The sun is shining brightly and it is dry and hot.

In a sparsely grown jungle, a team of twos and threes, which looked loose but was actually close, was moving at a slow speed.

This team is Class 7.

Of course there is one more old man.

"..."

The snow friend's face turned blue and his steps were a little messy.

"Did you sleep well, Yukiyo?"

"No...I'm fine."

Facing the question from Kakashi who was walking at the front, Yukiyo shook his head and raised his lips in response.

Why do you say "temporarily"...

As for her abnormality, it was caused by a bastard who wanted to watch her show more than two hours ago!

Gritting his teeth: Ino, just wait for me.

It happened two hours ago

Ino had been looking at the door of her flower shop early in the morning. It was a must-stop place on the way to meet up with Team 7. She originally wanted to thank her for revealing the plot in advance, but she stopped her before she could say anything. Pull it over.

"Good morning, Ino! Uh... what are you doing?" She tried to break away to no avail. She looked at Ino, who was holding her arm tightly, and her voice hesitated: "It's not good to pull on the street, isn't it? I... My sexual orientation is quite normal and I don’t engage in lesbianism..."

"Good morning, I've been waiting for you for a long time." She was not angry when she heard Xue You's words, and held her shoulder seriously, which made her even more trembling.

Being so close to him suddenly, I'm afraid this guy is broken.

"Wait for me?" Some monks looked at Ino who was pulling her as if they were confused, she asked.

"You are determined to go back to the Kingdom of Waves today, so be careful! Miss Gossip, don't hang up."

"Oh... Then I must be careful." Xueyou wanted to answer her casually, and then stay away from her as soon as possible.

It wasn't until a second passed that she reacted.

"Hey, hey? What did you say? Don't die!"

"Just don't die. And snow friends..."

"Speak clearly, don't be pretentious, I'm going to be late." Xueyou was a little anxious and guilty. What's more, she got up a little late this morning, and she didn't have enough time when she came out.

"You know what? In the Land of Waves, Naruto and Sasuke are going to cause trouble."

"Are you... making trouble? Are you gay?"

Didn't they already have their first kiss a few episodes ago? Wasn’t Jump’s style of painting so radical in the past? Doesn't she remember? !

Ino wordlessly punched her dreamy snow friend on the forehead behind her thin bangs.

"What are you thinking about? What if readers discovered that 'beep--' and 'beep--' and 'beep--' 'beep--' manage!"

Ino had taken too much in the book. As he spoke, Ino picked up his fingers and made random gestures, as if he thought of something in his mind. The blood rushed to his forehead, and his face turned red. He suddenly shook his head violently, gritted his teeth and said, "That's not right, so How can such a good scene be seen by you? If you find it, it is simply a waste of natural resources - ah, no, it is a complete loss of conscience!"

what is she doing

Xueyou said contemptuously: "Your saliva is drooling."

Ino wiped her saliva, "It's a story about encountering a strong enemy and then defeating it! I'm just curious about what's in your empty head?"

Is she making a random guess?

Yukito was too lazy to answer. He was angry that Ino had taken so long and made her late. He didn't want to continue communicating with her, so he turned and walked away.

"Hey! Stop for a moment. I think if you are a member of the fighting force in the team, I advise you to be cautious. You will encounter ambushes and one of the Kirigakure Seven Swordsmen along the way!" Ino told her. Erkan's back stretched out his hand to stop him.

The Kirigakure Seven Swordsmen? What it is?

She stopped moving and looked at Ino with puzzled eyes.

"The Seven Kirigakure Swordsmen are just our common name. Their full name is the Seven Ninja Swordsmen of the Kirigakure. You will meet one of them - Momochi Zabuza and his subordinate Shiro." Ino explained.

"...Then what?" Just such a trivial matter?

"Well, it's nothing, just be careful. They are very strong for a group of people like you now. For example, if Zabuza slashes you with one blow~ you will be cut in half, and Haku's Senbon's head will be too It's just a little more accurate than you. If you're not careful, you'll be pierced into a sieve. There's also a unique blood inheritance limit... In short, just be careful, it's okay." The more she wanted to play tricks on her, the more understated her tone became.

Xueyou suddenly took a breath of cold air.

It’s not your sister who’s going to go there! I want to go home!!

"Uh... I'd better go home." Her heart was trembling with fear.

"Didn't you say you wanted to join them quickly?"

"No, no, no..." With a smile on his face, he took small steps back, "I changed my mind, I won't go. Anyway, it won't be a big deal if I am missing." It's not worth it if you go and get beaten. , she won’t go——

"The Art of Turning Hearts——"

A clear and bright voice belonging to a girl rang out. Xueyou saw the yellow-haired girl in front of him suddenly falling backwards as if losing all strength. Xueyou (?) caught her and helped her back to the flower shop.

The snow friend (?) clapped his hands and came out of the flower shop, glanced at the sun in the distance, and said to himself: "How can you do it if you don't go? The same team must be neat and tidy. Fortunately, I, the lady, are here today It’s a lot, so I’ll waste a little time just for you and send you off! Remember to thank me when you come back from the Land of Waves~”

Since his consciousness still remains in his body, his body is now controlled by Ino's soul.

This is the secret technique of perception of the Yamanaka family and even the entire clan - the art of turning the mind around.

Ino.

Xueyou cursed secretly.

Thank you to my whole family.

——

Although I feel discouraged, as long as nothing happens to anyone in the team, I still have to follow.

Xin Bu kicked the stones at her feet, feeling full of boredom in her heart.

"so……"

This is how the same thing?

While the snow friend's eyes were distracted and he was wandering into nothingness, Kakashi-sensei was tied up with chains and crushed under everyone's ten eyes -

It became a pile of wood chips.

"Kakashi-sensei, ahhhhhh!" This was the shocking scream of a girl with a broad forehead.

Hey, hey, don't rush to shout, look what's on the ground...

"How could it be..." The old man on the side ignored the ground pointed by Xue Yu and also made a sound of surprise and sadness.

I'm afraid you're not here to make fun of me...

"Cut!" The boy in blue started showing off.

"Scared!" The boy in yellow turned on the confused mode.

wtf? Are you so blind?

After Kakashi-sensei disappeared, two mist ninjas came to replace him.

When Yuki Yu was still thinking about Infinite Mom buying batches, Sasuke made the fastest reaction and action, and he made a set of gorgeous moves worthy of being the top scorer in every exam.

Ah, I saw him kicking two Kirigakure in the face, it was so applauding!

His move forced the two Kirigakure to forcibly break the chains that Sasuke had fixed to the tree, and then they split up and rushed towards Tazuna.

"Uncle, go back quickly!"

This was of course discovered by everyone present, and Sakura immediately took out her kunai and prepared to attack, but her expression was very frightened.

"Tsk!" In order to cover them, Sasuke, who was the first to move, stood up. His snow friends, who had planned to stay aside and watch the mischief, saw that their companions were being attacked. After glancing at the grass not far away, he showed his short sword. , took out thousands of books and struck them towards the enemy.

I thought I could land a lot of beautiful hits, but unfortunately all the shurikens bounced away.

unhappy.

A bunch of ignorant bastards, do you know how much a thousand books cost for me? The last time she bought a dozen, nearly a hundred, it cost her half of Konoha's living expenses!

Do you know why she wants to learn chakra lines?

It’s just so that Senbon and other ninja tools can be recycled and reused (Daiwu)——

"You guys need to pay me compensation-"

He rushed towards the two ignorant ninjas very fiercely, and felt a hand suddenly pulling him behind him.

"It's not okay for a girl to be so ungrateful."

Yuki Yu was almost lifted up by Kakashi.

"Kakashi-sensei!" This was the cry of joy.

He glared hard at the two low-level ninjas opposite who were surprised by the appearance of the people behind him, and then motioned for Kakashi to bend down and obey.

"Hey, teacher, let me tell you quietly."

"kindness?"

"Everyone here except me is blind."

Xueyou rolled his eyes and stated seriously.

So the two minions who dared to attack the protagonist's team first for some reason were repaired by Kakashi who would kill them with one hit.

And Kakashi also gave an explanation as to why he came out at this time.

"You are squatting in the grass and seem to be observing the enemy and our ability to adapt to the situation, but in fact you are just lazy and still watching Intimate Paradise??"

Xueyou curled his lips, turned around and walked towards the two minions.

"strangeness……"

"What's weird?" Naruto, who was joining in the fun, was obviously puzzled.

At least seven or eight of them were thrown out just now, but now only three have been recovered.

"I can't find my Senbon."

Naruto squinted his eyes and looked around, but found nothing. He simply bent down with her and reached out to turn over the grass, "Then I will help you look for it."

If the two ninjas had just been struck by them instead of being bounced away, she wouldn't have had to search so hard.

"How could someone stand there and let you prick him?"

After hearing some complaints to himself, Kakashi said this as a matter of course.

She thought it was what she was thinking, but she didn't expect it to be blurted out at the same time.

"It's not accurate. I threw it too hastily, so I didn't grasp the direction well."

"Then how about you tie them to wooden stakes and let me stick them down to relieve the hatred in your heart, Kakashi-sensei?" Xueyou could no longer hold back and was sharpening his knife.

"Where do you get your resentment and bad accent?" Kakashi muttered while tying the ninjas to wooden stakes not far in front, and pointed at Yuki who was holding a (?) short sword. You waved your hand and said, "Go ahead."

"Don't you need to deal with them?" Sasuke pointed at the ninja who had been frightened by Yuki Yu and had a look of horror on his face.

"Just let your snow friend prick it a few times and let it go."

"Won't they say something?" asked the snow friend who was ready to stab someone nearby.

"Just give them some threats, well, that's it."

Kakashi motioned to the two terrified ninjas.

"Don't act so frightened~ Do you know how much I spent to buy these two Senbons? Half a month's living expenses! Tell me, do you want to pay or be repaired by me?" After Kakashi's offensive, there was another The one who came was the snow friend with a wicked smile.

Holding the wallet proudly, Xueyou looked at their backs holding up their pants and running away, and felt proud of themselves.

Everyone: Where did this female bandit come from?

On the other hand, Kakashi-sensei not only interrogated the two escaped ninjas, but also found out the facts from Uncle Tatsuna:

——The mission can be considered a B-level mission, which is very dangerous for them as genin.

——Uncle Dazuna can no longer afford to pay for other missions. For the safety of his life, he needs to be sent to the Country of Waves.

——I have never seen such a shameless person.

Looking at the uncle who was openly wiping his tears while covering his mouth with his hand and smiling evilly, Xueyou sighed from the bottom of his heart.

Everyone: You are the least qualified to say this.

"Let's go. If you don't move quickly, you will only encounter more trouble." Kakashi urged.

The group of people continued to walk in the direction of the Country of Waves.

Deliberately avoiding the ships under the name of Cardo Enterprise, I found a small boat in a place with many rocks near the shadow of the port, and waited until dark before setting off.

The boatman gave a sufficient explanation for the reason for traveling so late: it will get foggy when it gets dark.

They were traveling in a thick fog that was as dense as the smog in the imperial capital.

Yukiyo, who has been in this world for nearly several years but has no ninja behavior training at all, has long been tired from walking for a long time. After getting on the boat, he fell asleep little by little against the side of the boat. .

Until he was mercilessly slapped awake by a hand.

"?" He opened his eyes and looked around, and found Sasuke behind him.

"What's wrong?" She asked hurriedly, thinking something had happened.

"Don't sleep."

It turned out to be this reason.

"Feel sorry."

"Mist ninjas can use water to launch attacks." He reminded them concisely and horribly.

After hearing this, Xueyou angrily retracted his arm that was leaning on the edge of the boat and sat up straight.

But she was really sleepy. She was traveling day and night. Didn't these people know that she would die suddenly?

The tireless first-class people were excitedly looking at the half-constructed bridge nearby. If you look carefully, you can see that there are exposed steel and concrete.

"For the sake of caution, I'm going to take the underground sewer directly into the town, is that okay?"

Hearing what the boatman said, Dazna nodded immediately.

Although it seems to be coming soon, as Naruto is the protagonist, he must do something, and Kakashi also said that he would not go back until he finished building the bridge to protect Tazuna.

Ino specifically reminded you not to be curious casually, and when everyone gets together to get something, you must stand at the back.

After passing through some dark, damp underground waterways full of aquatic creatures, the group finally arrived on land.

"...The sunshine here doesn't look very abundant."

"Because there are huge trees growing around here, and the forest formed is too dense, blocking the sunlight here." Dazna, who was walking in the middle of the team, replied.

Wouldn't that be a good location for an enemy ambush?

Naruto has been very alert since he was ambushed by the enemy, but it seems to everyone that he is a little nervous.

"over there!"

Naruto, who had been staring at the bushes for a long time, finally shouted and threw a shuriken there.

Kakashi asked impatiently: "What then?"

"It's strange. I feel something is here?"

"Don't throw shurikens casually where pedestrians can walk!"

"Eh? That's right here!"

Naruto, who completely ignored Kakashi's impatient advice, continued throwing shurikens in other directions.

"Naruto, listen to Kakashi-sensei!" Sakura yelled at Naruto with a completely different attitude than when she spoke to Sasuke. She was about to stride up to Naruto and grab his collar. , Naruto shouted: "It is indeed there!"

"Didn't I tell you not to do this?"

Sakura's fist hit Naruto in the back of the head.

"But..." Naruto was beaten to tears by Sakura, "There really is something there... If you don't believe me, just take a look."

To prove himself right, he also walked into the grass near where he threw the shuriken.

Looking in Naruto's direction, he saw an unconscious rabbit.

"Snow rabbit?"

"See, I was right."

"Yes, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to..." Sakura apologized on the side, while Kakashi stared at the unconscious rabbit with solemn eyes.

"Kakashi-sensei, what's wrong?"

Snow friend came over and asked.

"It's spring, but why is the snowshoe rabbit white?"

"Aren't rabbits just white?"

"Snowshoe rabbits are different. You should read more popular science books. This kind of rabbit is white in winter, but turns brown in spring due to too much sunlight."

"so……"

"This is a rabbit kept indoors with little light, and used as a substitute for magic. Really... I'm really in trouble."

Kakashi, who was talking to himself, suddenly felt something was wrong and his expression changed, and he immediately shouted: "Everyone, get down quickly!"

Everyone present fell down in response, and then, except for Kakashi, they all looked at a whizzing sword extending from the woods with extremely shocked eyes.

Vegetable... kitchen knife?

This big knife passed through the place where all of us were just now in an instant. The height was about chest level, and it seemed that it was going to take their heads.

At this time, a tall figure walked out from where the Snow Rabbit was.

"I see... No wonder those two brothers couldn't deal with you, and even had their pants taken off when they came back."

The guy with a bandaged head just turned his head and glanced at everyone present. Finally, he locked his gaze on Kakashi, who had a serious face.

"Konoha's copy ninja, Hatake Kakashi, who possesses the Sharingan, is also present."

"Sharingan?" Sasuke stood up and looked at Kakashi with a slightly surprised look.

Kakashi simply ignored this sentence. He put his hands into his pockets, put away his chin, and spoke to the enemy in front of him: "Oh, isn't this the fleeing Kiri ninja, Momochi Zabuza?"

The Seven Swordsmen of Mist Ninja? Is he one of the seven perverts that Ino said are super powerful in sword fighting?

Xueyou was stunned.