Naruto: Opening Eye Variation Kaleidoscope

Time passed gradually.

Uchiha Mikoto was already ten months pregnant and gave birth successfully, giving Uchiha another little boy.

Uchiha Fugaku named the child Uchiha Sasuke.

It is said that the father of the third Hokage Sarutobi Hiruzen was named Sasuke. Uchiha Fugaku said that he wanted this child to surpass Sarutobi Sasuke in future achievements.

However, Gintoki had reason to suspect that Uchiha Fugaku was simply the grandfather of Sarutobi Hiruzen, and he wanted to hear what it felt like for someone named "Sasuke" to call him daddy.

But no matter what, the appearance of this new life made the atmosphere in the Uchiha clan's mansion more lively and noisy.

"Quick, quick, he peed again, Gintoki, get a new diaper!"

"Why is he still crying? Gintoki, go get a glass of milk!"

"Ah ah ah, I pulled it. Damn it, it smells so bad. Gintoki, please wipe it for me!"

"Fuck you, stay away from me, don't touch me, don't touch me, Breath of the Moon!!!"

"..."

When Uchiha Itachi returned home, what he saw was a chaotic living room. Uchiha Fugaku and Gintoki, known as the Uchiha duo on the battlefield, were sitting on the ground in embarrassment, and in the middle, It was Uchiha Sasuke who had eaten and drank enough, his stomach was clear, and he was sleeping soundly.

"Did you... just have a fight?"

Uchiha Itachi couldn't help but feel a little ashamed.

"Ah Xi..."

Gintoki was leaning on the sofa, and just about to lift the paper in his hand to wipe his sweat, he suddenly remembered that this was the paper he had just wiped his buttocks for Uchiha Sasuke, and quickly threw it aside with a look of disgust.

No, I can no longer stay in this patriarchal mansion. If I stay any longer, I will successfully evolve from a kindergarten principal to a baby nanny!

"Wow wow wow!"

It seemed that because of the news of Uchiha Itachi's return, Uchiha Sasuke, who had fallen asleep, suddenly woke up again and cried loudly.

Uchiha Fugaku's face turned pale, and he stood up and left in a hurry: "I feel uncomfortable in my stomach, so I'll leave this place to you Gintoki!"

"Hey!"

Gintoki stared at Uchiha Fugaku escaping, and could only pick up Uchiha Sasuke and shake him from side to side, but it was a pity that this boy didn't give him any face, so he just continued to cry and kicked Gintoki in the face. .

"Gintoki-san, leave it to me."

Uchiha Itachi finally came over to take over Uchiha Sasuke in Gintoki's arms, and this boy was very generous this time. He happily touched Uchiha Itachi's face with his small hands and gradually fell asleep.

Does this work too?

Gintoki stared in disbelief. Wasn't the difference in treatment too obvious?

I always feel abandoned by a baby.

"..."

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As Uzumaki Kushina was about to give birth, Jiraiya finally returned to the village.

"promise."

Jiraiya handed Gintoki a book.

The characters "Gen Xing Nin Chuan" are clearly visible on it.

Is this the book Jiraiya wrote while traveling in the ninja world?

Under Jiraiya's expectant gaze, Gintoki flipped through it with interest, then closed it again three seconds later. After staring at Jiraiya for a while, he gave a "fair" evaluation.

"Well, at least as a bedtime reading, I think it's pretty good."

"really?"

Jiraiya showed an expression of surprise, while Uzumaki Kushina, who brought tea on the side, rolled her eyes: "Idiot Sento, he means that your book is just like those boring textbooks, which makes people think after reading it. sleep!"

Jiraiya's face fell instantly: "Ah...why is this..."

"Your book has been out for so long, but you don't know how many copies you have sold in total?"

Kushina Uzumaki continued to strike mercilessly.

"Actually, I think that if you really want to make money by writing books, or if you want to achieve success in this area, then you must cater to the tastes of readers."

Gintoki threw away Jiraiya's book: "Although I can't write books, I can read them. I know what those readers want to read. Although it is impossible for you to stand at the top, at least there will definitely be people who will read them. of."

"really?"

Jiraiya came to life again and approached Gintoki: "Tell me, what should I write?"

"Cough cough."

Gintoki glanced at Uzumaki Kushina sitting not far away, and waved to Jiraiya, gesturing for him to get closer.

"Actually, it's very simple. Just do this, this, this..."

"Oh……"

Jiraiya's eyes gradually lit up, and he gave two thumbs up with excitement and excitement: "High, high, you boy!!"

"Small meaning, small meaning."

Gintoki pressed his palms humbly, expressing his innocence.

Uzumaki Kushina looked at the two with dead eyes. Although she didn't hear clearly, her intuition told her that what the two just said was definitely not a good thing.

"Speaking of which, have you two decided on a name for your child?"

Gintoki also turned his attention to Minato Namikaze who was cooking in the kitchen.

Since becoming Hokage, this young man has entered the 997 work mode, which is more terrifying than 007. Every day, there are piles of office documents on the desk of the Hokage's office. Today, Jiraiya came back and only took half a day. Fake.

Simply the devil.

Anyway, Gintoki is a little depressed, because Namikaze Minato is immersed in work, and his progress in strength will naturally become slow.

Of course Gintoki would be unhappy that the leeks were growing so slowly.

"Name..."

Namikaze Minato stopped what he was doing and smiled: "I think maybe it would be better to use the name of the protagonist of the novel written by the teacher?"

"Hey?"

Jiraiya was stunned for a moment: "Are you serious? That was a name I just came up with while eating ramen!"

This time, before Minato Namikaze could speak, Uzumaki Kushina laughed: "Naruto Namikaze, it's really a good name..."

"anyway."

After having dinner with Namikaze Minato, Jiraiya was ready to leave and continue his wandering, but before leaving, he mentioned Kakashi: "How is that kid Kakashi doing now? Has he come out of the shadows? "

"Ah, I have arranged for Kakashi and Gintoki to take turns protecting Kushina."

At this moment, Namikaze Minato finally said the reason for his arrangement: "If I can witness the birth of a new life, I think his world will become a little brighter..."

"Is that so..."

Looking at Jiraiya who nodded in agreement, only Gintoki's mouth twitched.

No, no, no, you seem to have made a mistake. Kakashi works the night shift, and he spends most of his time watching the two of you showing off your affection.

Speaking of this, Gintoki suddenly remembered something that Kakashi complained to him not long ago.

"That night, I was monitoring the situation well, and the teacher suddenly closed the curtains. I asked him if he needed any help, but he told me to stay away and never peek or eavesdrop. It was really It’s weird enough…”

Gintoki couldn't help but glance at Uzumaki Kushina's belly and secretly smacked his lips, these young people are really not afraid of anything happening.