In those years, the cultivators we cut together

"Brother Lu, this is a gift I prepared for you."

Tangyuan smirked and threw the sack behind her back to the ground. When she opened it, it was filled with dense black pills.

hiss~

Seeing the sack full of pills, everyone present felt their scalps go numb, even Li Miaoxin was slightly surprised.

Lin Xiaolu looked at the witty young man in front of him in horror, he couldn't even say anything intimidating, hesitating whether to use him to practice swords.

"You... what kind of pills are these?"

He decided to give Tangyuan one more chance, and drew his knife immediately.

"Brother Lu, I asked my master, and my master was coercing me again, oh no, I persuaded you with kind words and went down to ask the head. I learned that you are going down the mountain to find martial arts, so I prepared These."

While talking, Tangyuan took out three black pills from the bag under the watchful eyes of the surrounding children, and proudly introduced:

"There are only these three types of elixirs here. They are very useful and can save lives at critical moments."

"Oh?" Lin Xiaolu looked at the three round balls curiously.

There is no ink on the glutinous rice balls. Pick up one and start to introduce: "This kind, you can have diarrhea directly after eating, and the kind that can turn into shit even if you don't have shit."

Lin Xiaolu: ...

other people:……

"What's the use of this!" Lin Xiaolu shouted angrily after a short period of sluggishness: "You can make shit without shit, are you afraid that I will be hungry on the way! Do you know that you are so witty!"

Seeing Lin Xiaolu getting angry, Tangyuan was startled, and quickly explained: "Brother Lu, this pill is used in this way, please listen to me to explain to you, that is, if you meet a very powerful enemy, you should eat it This elixir, and then you will have diarrhea, but this diarrhea is not from the buttocks."

"Where did that come from?" Dongfangdan asked curiously.

Tangyuan grinned and smiled proudly: "From the pores."

Everyone: ... (?'?'?)

"Think about it, when a lot of people are about to hit Brother Lu, Brother Lu suddenly shakes his body, reveals a wicked smile, and then shits all over his body in the next second. Who will dare to approach Brother Lu at that time? It is estimated that Nascent Soul can be scared away, so don't be too arrogant."

Everyone in the field was stunned, and Li Miaoxin covered her mouth for an instant, and almost didn't spit it out.

Do kids nowadays play like this?too crazy!

At this moment, Lin Xiaolu listened to Tangyuan's introduction in a daze, and Tangyuan asked him with joy, "Brother Lu, do you like such a good medicine?"

Lin Xiaolu looked at the glutinous rice balls, and after a while, he suddenly grabbed his hair and yelled like crazy: "I will kill you today! Don't live!"

"Ah ah ah help!"

Tangyuan screamed in horror, turned around and ran away on short legs.

Everyone also tried to dissuade Lin Xiaolu, who was furious, and managed to persuade him to calm down.

"Tangyuan, the price of this elixir is too high. I can't even imagine what it would be like to be covered in shit."

Chen Nianyun said to the boy with a runny nose: "And many monks have long-range attack spirits. If they are far away, they will use spells to hit you. What should you do?"

"At this time, I will use my second pill."

Tangyuan had a snot hanging from her nose, and she glanced at Lin Xiaolu, whose chest was heaving violently, fearing that he would beat her up, so she quickly took out a second pill.

"Brother Lu, this elixir is specially aimed at long-range spiritual methods. After you eat it, you will have the ability to escape for a short time, Brother Lu, and you can escape at that time."

Everyone: ... (?'?'?)

In the arena, a few children couldn't hold on anymore, covered their mouths and ran to the side to spit it out. Even Chen Nianyun, who was as strong as Chen Nianyun, felt a little nauseous, his stomach churned, and it was unbearable.

But Tangyuan didn't seem to notice their reaction, and continued to boast: "Brother Lu, think about it, you use the first pill and the second pill together, first spray shit automatically, and then use the shit escape technique, It will definitely catch the enemy by surprise, not to mention the alchemy state, the Nascent Soul state will probably be confused when they see it."

"I don't want to catch anyone off guard right now, I just want to hit you!"

Lin Xiaolu gritted her teeth and finished speaking, and then looked at the snot in the glutinous rice balls and the wise crossed eyes in front of her, and suddenly felt a little tired.

He sighed with difficulty, stepped forward and patted his military adviser on the shoulder.

"Tangyuan, Brother Lu was wrong. Brother Lu was still too young back then, and he didn't know Taishan with his eyes. A mistake would cause eternal hatred, and let a peerless ghost like you become my military advisor who convinces people with virtue. I don't blame you. If you want to blame, you can only blame myself."

After finishing speaking, he asked feebly: "What is the last elixir? As long as it's not about shit, you can tell."

"Brother Lu, the last one has nothing to do with shit at all."

Tangyuan took out the last elixir and said with a smile: "This elixir is my latest work. Although I haven't fully researched it successfully, it has already begun to bear fruit. Brother Lu, you can try it. This is an easy-to-use elixir." Rong Dan!"

Easy?

As soon as these words came out, Lin Xiaolu and the other children, including Li Miaoxin, were slightly taken aback, and they all looked at the elixir in Tangyuan's hands in disbelief.

"Sure, Tang Yuan, you have even mastered disguise? Awesome."

"Not bad, not bad, finally there is one that can be used."

Lin Xiaolu was also surprised, he happily patted Tangyuan on the shoulder and said with a smile: "You can do something big, Tangyuan."

After speaking, he asked: "How is this thing disguised?"

The glutinous rice balls were being praised at the moment, and they were a little proud, holding the elixir and said: "This elixir can make you handsome after you eat it, and your appearance changes with your thoughts. For example, Brother Lu, you can take a mirror after eating it. Then use your mind to adjust your appearance in the mirror."

"Fuck, this is too awesome!" The children exclaimed.

"It's really awesome. It can also make you handsome, and it can be used to escape. There are so many uses."

"That's right, when the time comes, it will be transformed into various forms, and the world is so big that anyone can go there."

One by one, the children surrounded the glutinous rice balls and begged, "Brother Yuan, give me two too."

"Brother Yuan, I want to, I want to be handsome too."

"Hahaha, don't worry, everyone, we have them all."

Everyone was very interested in Yi Rongdan, even Chen Nianyun was a little moved when he heard it, and asked curiously: "Tangyuan, does this thing have any side effects?"

"I tried it, and there are no side effects, but there is a small limitation." Tang Yuan laughed.

Lin Xiaolu took the pill, observed it carefully, and asked casually, "What's the limit?"

"Hey, it's okay, just use this elixir to make yourself handsome. It can only be used where no one is around, and it will automatically fail when there are people around."

Everyone: ? ? ?

In the arena, everyone was silent for a while, and there was no sound.

Tang Yuan looked at everyone belatedly, scratched his head, blinked and crossed his eyes in doubt: "Why don't you talk anymore?"

……

……

It wasn't until noon that Lin Xiaolu left Emei in the see-off of Senior Sister Miaoxin and all the friends. There were many people seeing him off, and many of them had tears in their eyes. They urged him to come back early.

The glutinous rice balls were also there, but his snot was gone, replaced by two lines of nosebleeds, his clothes were gone, he was only wearing a pair of underpants, and there was a line of big characters written on his stomach.

The wisdom of a military strategist has been passed down through the ages—Lin Xiaolu!

At the gate of the mountain, Lin Xiaolu, who was carrying a small cloth bag, waved to everyone and bid farewell to everyone.

Afterwards, everyone watched him go away until that little figure completely disappeared at the end of the horizon.

And after Lin Xiaolu left for a long distance, he finally couldn't help it, turned around and glanced back at the towering nine veins and ten peaks, then sniffed and showed a smile:

Goodbye, Emei...