In those years, the cultivators we cut together

In the afternoon, the Academy of Immortal Cultivators, Frost's Descent Department

Zhuge Pangpang, who had been fed by Zhuge Dan, walked on the bluestone path with four proud pig feet, with a handsome duck lying on his back.

"Brother Duck!"

"Ah."

"Hi Brother Duck!"

"Ah hello."

"Good afternoon, Brother Duck!"

"good afternoon."

Along the way, Shuai Shuai Duck rode a pig and greeted passing monks. When it rode Zhuge Pangpang to the small bridge in front of the courtyard, it happened to see Zhuge Dan blasting the river with internal force.

I saw her wearing two thick ponytails, puffing her cheeks, and waving her hands at the river, "Yeah, yah!", and the river under the bridge was sprayed all over the sky.

"Not bad, Zhuge Dan, have you cultivated your inner strength?"

Seeing Shuai Shuai Ya coming, Zhuge Dan smiled and cupped his fists and said, "I have already mastered the Yi Jin Jing that Xiao Lu taught me, Mr. Duck, do you think it's good?"

"Well, not bad." Shuai Shuai Ya affirmed Zhuge Dan. This girl's martial arts talent is no worse than her boss's, and her natal qi is also very strong. She is a natural martial artist. has grown rapidly.

When it came to the bridge, it gracefully turned over and got off the pig, patted the pig's butt, then squatted next to Zhuge Dan and asked with a smile:

"Where's my boss?"

"Xiaolu was wrestling with Shangguan's classmate. They seemed to be arguing about something, but Xiaolu was afraid that Shangguan would be hurt again, so he didn't do anything."

Hearing this, Shuai Shuai Ya laughed loudly:

"Boss is actually very gentle, but his mouth is used to it. Come on, Zhuge, I will fry some fish for you, Brother Duck."

"Haha, okay, ha!"

The silly girl Zhuge Dan worked hard to fry fish for Shuai Shuai Duck on the bridge, while in the yard at this moment, Shangguan Cantaloupe was staring at Lin Xiaolu baring his teeth and roaring.

"Lin Xiaolu!!! Wow!!!"

She used both hands to snap Lin Xiaolu's middle finger desperately, but even though her little face was flushed and her big eyes were about to pop out, it didn't help, the middle finger remained motionless, standing in front of her eyes as if mocking her.

On the stone table, Lin Xiaolu raised his middle finger with one hand and supported his chin with the other, and said with a pleasant smile:

"Young man, I don't know the heights of the sky and the depths of the earth. Although I like your courage very much, there are some things you can't accept."

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Shangguan Hamigua became impatient, jumped off the stool, put both hands on Lin Xiaolu's middle finger, kicked the ground with his feet, and pushed hard like a calf, but it still had no effect.

"Tsk tsk tsk, Shangguan, have you been cultivating immortals for a long time, and haven't eaten for a long time? You can't do this, look at you, or next time I will wrestle with you with my hair? Then you still win possible."

"Crack!" The impatient Shangguan Cantaloupe couldn't take it anymore, raised his hand and punched Lin Xiaolu, and then said aggressively:

"You are a man who wrestled with me, what is that! If you are capable, you compare me to others!"

"Okay, what are you talking about?" Lin Xiaolu withdrew his middle finger, folded his arms and said arrogantly:

"I'm not afraid of you shitting in the street compared to me. To be honest, I've been constipated for a long time."

"Ouch! Can you stop being so disgusting?"

"Heh~ As long as a person is confident enough, even if he poops in the street, he can be handsome and full of pride. This is called a hot-blooded man!"

"Stop talking nonsense! If we have the ability, we are better than others! Do you dare!"

"Hahahaha, I like to shoot those who think they have outstanding abilities! Come on! Tell me! What!"

There is a saying that those who are close to vermilion are red, and those who are close to ink are black. Although there are occasional existences that are not stained by silt, most of the time this sentence is very correct, just like people who have been with Lin Xiaolu for a long time, It will indeed be assimilated.

Therefore, when Zhuge Dan and Shuai Shuai Ya returned with a full load of fish... they saw a very strange scene.

I saw that the circular stone table top was removed for some reason, and placed on a few neatly stacked bricks, and then Lin Xiaolu and Shangguan Hamigua sat on one side of the stone table, and at the same time urged them with internal and spiritual power, leading The desktop spun crazily, so crazily that you couldn't even see the figure clearly, as if you were about to leave and ascend to heaven at any time.

"What are they doing?" Shuai Shuai Ya looked confused.

"I don't know." Zhuge Dan was also confused.

One person, one duck and one pig watched Lin Xiaolu and Shangguan Hamigua staring at each other and twirling wildly. Gradually, Shuai Shuai Ya was puzzled and said:

"The two of them seem to be... to see who can get down first if they can't take it anymore."

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"Don't be brave, go down quickly! My sister asked me to take care of you. If you vomit later, I will live up to my sister's promise!" Shangguan Cantaloupe couldn't stand it anymore, but she endured it desperately, and even mobilized her words The offensive wanted Lin Xiaolu to take the initiative to admit defeat.

Lin Xiaolu was desperately swallowing sour water to prevent himself from spitting it out. He didn't expect this little man to have such a hand, to be so capable of being so dizzy, he forced a smile and said, "Don't worry, those are two different things. This time we have a fair fight. Involves other."

"That's good, then turn another hour?" Why didn't this bastard go down?Shangguan Cantaloupe is about to faint.

"Okay, let's turn another hour!" The little man was always dissatisfied!Alright, come on then, let me show you the power of convincing people and gang leaders with virtue!

Lin Xiaolu and Shangguan Hamigua looked at each other face to face, and they both felt that the other party would not be able to bear it if they spun a few more times, so they sped up the twirling again, and each of them used their strength to crush the stone table. "Hang Chi Hang Chi" sounded.

After a few more rounds, Shangguan Hamigua's belly was overwhelmed, and Lin Xiaolu was not much better than her, but Hamigua couldn't resist retching, lowered his head and said in a dizzy way: "Can't you get down? I'll give you a chance! If you go down now, I promise not to laugh at you!"

If you lose your strength and height, at least you can't lose your stamina!Persevere, persist a little longer, this kid will die soon!

Lin Xiaolu chuckled softly there: "Whether you don't go down or not, I'm going to sit again anyway, this has nothing to do with your competition, to tell you the truth, I really like to play in circles, if I don't spin for a day, I will be constipated. "

Just kidding, he has always won a complete victory against Shangguan Cantaloupe, and he is completely crushed in all aspects. It is absolutely impossible to show weakness to her first—no matter how nonsensical, naive, or immature it is, anyway, if this dwarf dares to provoke him, he must Press her to death on the spot!

It's about masculinity!

"Then...then do it again?" Shangguan Cantaloupe suppressed his nausea.

"Okay, do it again!" Lin Xiaolu said with a flushed head, and even started to laugh wildly:

"Oh ha ha ha ha, it's so fun to transfer, I'm so happy!"

Shangguan Cantaloupe was not to be outdone, turned his head up and laughed loudly: "Hahahaha, it's fun, this girl is not dizzy at all, ahhahahaha!"