In those years, the cultivators we cut together

I saw that in the vast hall of Miaoyufang, there were screaming and wailing black-clothed thugs everywhere, lying in disorder, and many of them were hanging on various places.

And in the center of the arena, Lin Xiaolu was riding on the back of a fat woman who was crying for her father and mother, while patting her head with her small hand while muttering: "Make you crazy, make you crazy, make you crazy. "

Chen Nianyun ran into Miaoyufang, because there were so many thugs in black lying there, he couldn't even get off his feet, so he had to be as careful as possible not to step on them.

"Little deer, what are you doing?"

Seeing Chen Nianyun coming, Lin Xiaolu, who was in the middle of patting his head, said casually, "I'm bullying."

After finishing speaking, he continued to pat the fat woman's head, each time the force was not too heavy, just enough to pat her screaming.

Chen Nianyun was dumbfounded. He looked at the brothel that seemed to have been robbed by bandits, and asked in surprise, "Why do you bully them?"

"This big fat woman wants to see my ass!" Lin Xiaolu puffed her face angrily: "My ass is so valuable, so she can see it if she wants?"

Chen Nianyun: ...

Feeling quite a headache, he picked up this guy, and said angrily: "How did I hear that you are here to sell your ass."

"how is this possible!"

Lin Xiaolu jumped three feet high: "I came to see what a child prostitute does, and I came here to eat. People here say that they can eat for free."

Chen Nianyun came back to his senses when he saw him say this, the guy with feelings doesn't know what child molestation means.

"Then, then why did you beat so many people?" He said angrily, "See if Senior Sister Tang Xin beats you when she goes back."

"Don't worry, I can control my strength very well, these people are just knocked out." Lin Xiaolu snorted with his hands on his hips.

Chen Nianyun was also helpless, didn't talk nonsense with this guy, dragged him and ran out of the gate of Miaoyufang, rushed away from the crowd.

"In a while, explain to senior sister Tang Xin yourself. Senior sister Tang Xin reminded me ten thousand times, but you still ran around. Senior sister will definitely punish you this time."

Two children were walking on the green brick street, talking to each other as they walked.

"Am I afraid of her?"

Turning around a street corner, Lin Xiaolu rolled his eyes and boasted: "I don't want to be as knowledgeable as her. It's not like you don't know how awesome I am."

Chen Nianyun curled his lips when he heard the words, he is 11 years old, he is not a child like Dongfangdan and glutinous rice balls, so naturally he doesn't believe Lin Xiaolu's nonsense.

The two little fellows shuttled through the busy lantern street, with colorful lanterns hanging above their heads, which were extraordinarily beautiful. While walking, Chen Nianyun suddenly glanced at Lin Xiaolu, and asked:

"Actually, I've always wanted to ask, can you really not cultivate immortals? Have you been practicing martial arts?"

"What? You look down on those who practice martial arts?" Lin Xiaolu raised his face and squeezed his small fists at the same time. As long as this guy dared to say yes, he was ready to give him an iron fist of love.

"Of course not." Chen Nianyun said in a flat voice: "My family runs an escort bureau, and my father is a warrior."

Hearing this, Lin Xiaolu was taken aback for a moment, he looked at Chen Nianyun in surprise, he didn't expect this guy's house to be a escort.

In the street full of people coming and going with lanterns, Chen Nianyun led Lin Xiaolu along and introduced his home.

His family is a family of escorts, and all the elders in the family want to practice martial arts. He originally wanted to embark on the road of a warrior, but there were some accidents along the way, so he joined the Emei sect and abandoned martial arts to become a fairy.

As he was talking, he suddenly stopped, looked left and right, and then coughed awkwardly:

"Although I am a cultivator, I am only 11 years old after all, and I have been listening to you bragging all the way, so it is reasonable for me to get lost now, right?"

Lin Xiaolu immediately glared at him when he heard the words, pouted and said:

"waste."

Chen Nianyun: ...

On the side of the street, two lost children bought two strings of sugar syrup, and licked them as they continued walking. Chen Nianyun said confidently: "Although I am lost, I will not admit the wrong direction. We can ask along the way. .”

Lin Xiaolu stuffed the whole bunch of syrup into his mouth, puffed up his cheeks and asked, "I shouldn't have believed your nonsense, but you're becoming more and more human now, so I don't even feel ashamed to bully you."

"bully me?"

Chen Nianyun stared and said: "You can pull it down, do you know how lucky you were to win the last test? If I didn't underestimate the enemy and didn't have time to use Mu Xue to blow the dust, you would have died long ago."

"What are you bragging about with your father here?" Lin Xiaolu yelled unconvinced: "Your master gave you the spirit sword, and you still have that magic weapon, the vajra bowl, if you didn't have these, I would have punched your shit out a long time ago gone."

Chen Nianyun blushed, and retorted with wide eyes, "I'm a sword cultivator, so I don't need a sword?"

"Then you are three years older than me. If you were as old as me, you would have died long ago."

"you."

"What are you! You guy who can run two miles after shitting without wiping your ass, I don't bother to talk to you."

After finishing speaking, Lin Xiaolu held the syrup in his mouth, and turned his head arrogantly while holding his little hands.

Chen Nianyun was so annoyed by this guy that the syrup was no longer fragrant, his little face flushed, and his hand was even more blue, he took out a spirit sword from the ring, and stared at him angrily.

Lin Xiaolu saw that this guy was showing his sword, and immediately raised his Taoist robe in disdain, revealing his white and tender belly and thrusting forward.

"Chen Er, don't say I won't give you a chance, come and stab me."

"Come on, show me your guts, stab me, don't just hold your sword, aren't you tired?"

"Come, come, stab me, I am awesome and handsome, please stab me when I am young!"

Seeing Lin Xiaolu's humble appearance, Chen Nianyun's face was as red as a monkey's butt, and he glared at him. Then he put down the spirit sword, picked up the spirit sword again, put down the spirit sword again, and picked up the spirit sword again. Spirit Sword...

In the lively and bustling Lantern Street, after the quarrel, the two little guys continued to follow the crowd to find their way. Lin Xiaolu walked straight ahead swaggeringly, while humming:

"Nianyun, you are useless if I give you a chance, hey~"

Chen Nianyun's cheeks puffed up high, and his voice said angrily: "The upper limit of martial arts is too low, you will definitely not be able to beat me in the future."

"Cut~" Lin Xiaolu rolled his eyes and said, "You are so confident that you can tell my fortune?"

"My father is a warrior, I know it in my heart."

Chen Nianyun said solemnly: "Before I entered Emei at the age of eight, my father and uncles would take me with them every time they went out to guard the darts, so I have seen many warriors."

Lin Xiaolu glanced at him, and thought to himself, no wonder this guy knows how to run so well, so there is this story.

In Huadeng Street, Chen Nianyun continued to hum: "Do you know how I got into Emei?"

"How would I know if you don't tell me." Lin Xiaolu said, licking the syrup.

Chen Nianyun choked for a moment, continued to walk, and narrated to himself: "I don't look down on you, but I know very well the difference between warriors and immortal cultivators. When I was eight years old, my father took me out as usual. The escort, let me gain more experience so that I can inherit the family business, but when I passed a small mountain, I encountered a monk of the magic way."

Lin Xiaolu was taken aback when he heard this, and looked at the two fools in surprise.

"and then?"