Traveling through Naruto: I am the strongest rotten person!

The timeline rewinds back to a week ago. Tobirama came out of Kagura's house and was wandering the street alone. Kagura's words were so stupid that he almost got mad at him. He didn't want to go home and left without knowing it. When he arrived at the door of the izakaya, he had vowed never to drink again, but at this moment, he was so angry that he couldn't care less, so he opened the curtain and walked in.

Tobirama drank one cup after another, letting cup after cup of wine flow down his throat and into his stomach. His head felt dizzy, but his brain was very clear. He began to regret his behavior of getting drunk. It was very irrational and useless.

He put his hands on the bar and tried to stand up, but his limbs refused to obey him. His arms had no strength at all, causing him to sit back down heavily.

Behind him, a familiar voice came.

"Ah, isn't this Tobirama? It's strange that you come to drink."

Without turning around, Tobirama knew who it was. With such a light and happy voice, it could only be his eldest brother. He loved gambling and drinking. He really had all the bad habits.

"Who did you come with?" Hashirama came over with a cup, and saw Tobirama who was blushing from drinking. He looked around and saw that there was no one else at the bar except Tobirama, so he said in surprise: "No. You will be the only one, tsk tsk, how pitiful!"

Tobirama was speechless and scolded him loudly, "Who wants to pity you!"

Hashirama didn't care about this and waved to Madara who was sitting on the table over there, "Come on, come on, there's a guy here who doesn't know how to drink, let's bully him."

Tobori: "..."

Is this something my brother can do?

spot:"……"

Hmm, very childish.

However, he enjoyed bullying Tobirama so much that he hurriedly moved over with the cup and the unfinished half bottle of wine.

Just like that, the two of them sat on opposite sides, attacking from both sides, causing Tobirama to frown and look disgusted.

Hashirama is still very concerned about Tobirama, his only remaining brother, most of the time. Someone who usually doesn't drink alcohol must have encountered something when he comes to get drunk. Thinking of this, his expression becomes serious.

"Did something happen? Is there a financial problem in the village, or is another country ready to take action?"

Tobirama gave him a disgusted look, "Can't you just hope for something more?"

"If not, why did you do this to yourself?"

"..."

At this time, Madara spoke faintly on the left, "There are only two situations when a man gets drunk, either his career is unsatisfactory, or his love is unsatisfactory."

Tobirama turned to look at him and asked, "What about you? You must be unhappy, right?"

The corners of his eyes couldn't stop twitching, and the hand holding the wine glass tightened. Even from a distance away, Hashirama could hear the sound of Madara gnashing his teeth. That sound made him really afraid that he would crack his back molar. .

Hashirama quickly came out to ease the atmosphere, "Well, don't be like this, so Tobirama, is it because of Kagura?"

"..."

Although Tobirama didn't speak, his hand that went to pour the wine obviously paused. Hashirama sighed slightly, and it seemed that he had guessed correctly.

"Is there a fight?"

"..."

"You can't do anything anymore, right?"

"Hmph," Madara laughed out loud, "You don't think that everyone is like some people and do whatever they say, do you?"

Hashirama was dumbfounded. His Mito was very good. He just became a little violent after drinking. So what, he could control it and it wouldn't be a big deal.

"It's not that, it's not that, what's going on?"

"Am I bad, Anygat?"

Hey, this is a very problematic question. Hashirama touched his chin and speculated on the reason behind this sentence. No matter how he heard it, he felt that his brother was despised. My such a good brother, who is literary, Taoist and martial arts, was raped by a little girl. Disliked?

"In what era is this, the woman you have kissed is not yours?"

Ah, is this... already a kiss?

Hashirama was recalling when he kissed for the first time. If he thought about it carefully, it should have been on the night of his wedding to Mito. He was 19 years old at that time, which was more than 20 years ago. Nowadays, kissing without getting married has become a habit. Has it become popular?

Heck, it's not important.

The drunken Tobirama didn't have the energy to keep his mouth shut as usual, and told Hashirama his grievances like pouring beans through a bamboo tube. Even Madara became the target of his confiding, patting Madara on the shoulder and asking : "What should I do? Even if she is so bad, I still think she is different from other women and I still like her."

Madara opened his mouth and was about to say something, but was interrupted by Tobirama. He waved his hand, "I know you want to ridicule me for being worthless, but so what, you don't understand me at all."

Three black lines appeared on Madara's head, but he didn't say anything yet.

He looked at Hashirama and asked: "In that case, you are the only married one among us. You should have the most say on how to pursue women, right?"

Tobirama immediately laughed out loud when he heard this, "What experience does he have? It's a marriage, do you understand marriage? The relationship between him and his sister-in-law will also be cultivated in the future."

You have said everything, I have nothing to say. Hashirama looked at Tobirama speechlessly. It was the first time he knew that his younger brother behaved like this when he was drunk. It seems that the more upright and stable person he is, The crazier he becomes when drunk, Mito is the same, and so is Tobirama.

Holding his forehead with one hand, Hashirama sighed, why are there such people around him and not a normal person?

Ugh!

(Tobirama and Mito said in unison: No one is more normal than you!)

"I have an idea. Can I tell you about it?" Madara looked at Tobirama, who nodded repeatedly.

"Being jealous is the most effective way to test whether a woman likes a man. Just make her jealous. If she is jealous too much, she will naturally know how she feels about you. If she is willing to kiss you, it at least means she doesn't hate you. Just stimulate her. , maybe you can see her true feelings clearly, get closer to other women and see how she reacts."

"Is it possible?"

Madara pursed her lips and said in her heart, "I don't know if that's okay, I'm just telling you nonsense, it's better to make her angry and never talk to you again!"

However, Tobirama believed it. As the saying goes, if you are in a hurry, you should go to the doctor. If you hear a prescription, you will grab it and try it.

That night, Tobirama refused to go home and insisted on going to Mito to discuss how to test Kagura's true feelings. The reason was that she understood her better as they were both women.

Hashirama couldn't resist him, so he had to take him home. Mito was very enthusiastic. When he thought that the Senju family might have new members joining in the near future, he was so excited that he couldn't even sleep. After studying with the drunken Tobirama in the living room for half a night, he finally formulated a blind date strategy.

Several of Tobirama's apprentices could not stay out of the matter. They were all pulled in by him to serve as NPC tools. They pretended to be casual and went to Kagura to reveal his news and observe Kagura's attitude towards the matter.

"Tobirama-sama is going on a blind date!"

"Tobirama-sama is going on a blind date again!"

"At the river today."

"In the bookstore today."

By the river, in a bookstore, in a flower shop, in...

As for his blind date, Tobirama looked at the students in front of him. When he saw Uchiha Kagami, he thought of the culprit who interrupted him that day. His eyes became a little more fierce unconsciously. Kagami looked at Tobirama and looked at him. His eyes were so frightened that he broke into a cold sweat, as if Tobirama would kill someone and silence him.

Several students waited for a long time, only to wait until Tobirama said, "I will choose whoever the little rooster clicks."

Looking at the position where his fingers stayed, Jing felt like crying but without tears.

"It's just you. Transform into a woman and wait for me by the river tomorrow." He turned around and told Koharu and Menhiko, "You two go to the store tomorrow morning and wait. After meeting her, inadvertently reveal that I'm going on a blind date. Give it to her and then follow her to see if she goes.”

Xiaochun and Men Yan glanced at each other and said, "This is nothing." But when they thought that the teacher was 40 years old and still alone, they could only accept this task ruthlessly.

So, that day, Tobirama and Kagami, who had turned into a woman, met by the river. They looked at each other awkwardly. A chill arose from the bottom of their hearts, but they pretended to be happy on their faces. Kagura Hiding behind a tree and peeking, four or five trees away, Koharu stood there with no energy, quite like the scene when Hanabi followed Hinata and peeked at Naruto.

It was the same in the next few days. Kagami was complaining incessantly, and Tobirama was about to reach the limit of his tolerance. Just when he had doubts about Madara's proposal, Kagura actually appeared in front of him, but it was in the bathtub, and the timing was a bit awkward. Awkward.

She didn't say anything, and started crying after she called her name. Tobirama had never seen so many tears in his life. These tears seemed to be free of charge, and he felt heartbroken.

At this moment, he suddenly had an idea, that is, he could not make her cry again, not in this life. He had to protect her well and let her live with a smile every day.

Later, he really did it.

Of course, this is something.