Traveling through Naruto: I am the strongest rotten person!

At the end of each day's training, all Sakumo had to do was wait for Jiraiya and Orochimaru to come to him. He felt that he was gradually becoming like Orochimaru, becoming a sentry for Jiraiya, but fortunately Jiraiya I finally had another interest, which was reading picture books.

That afternoon, at dusk when the practice ended, Jiraiya came to the school grounds to look for Sakumo with a book under his arm, followed by the absent Orochimaru who had not changed for a thousand years.

"Senior," Jiraiya pointed at the notebook in Sakumo's hand, "I have something good for you to read."

"Good stuff?" Sakumo was startled. What good stuff could Jiraiya have? What he meant by good stuff usually meant candy. If it was a book, it could only be...

"This is a painting by Mrs. Hokage herself!" Sitting on the river bank next to the school grounds, Jiraiya said to Sakumo with great excitement, "I'm telling you quietly, there are ladies in swimsuits in it, look!" The sunset was orange-red. The light shone on Jiraiya, and his small white teeth were dizzying. Of course, this had to ignore the tooth he had lost.

He showed the book cover and painted a summer seaside.

Sakumo was the first to see the painting skills of Lady Hokage Kagura than anyone else. A large part of his art homework back then was paid to hire her to paint.

"Do you know how hard it is to get this drawing book? But I..." When the words came to his mouth, Jiraiya looked at Sakumo beside him and suddenly shut up. He laughed and said, "I heard that there really is a swimsuit in it. Little sister, let’s read the good stuff together and see how loyal I am.” He hadn’t read the book since he got it. It was very difficult to bear it, so he just wanted to find someone with the same mind to read it together.

Jiraiya and Sakumo looked nervously at the slowly opening pages of the book, silently thinking to themselves about the swimsuit lady. There is no lady in the swimsuit on the first page, not on the second page, the third page, the fourth page, the fifth page... …

Not only was there no swimsuit girl, not even a woman was found. The picture showed a story about a boy with a girl's head and a boy with a hedgehog's head playing in the river. The most important part is probably the one with the hedgehog's head peeing in the river. The picture, uh, this one is also mosaic.

If we have to talk about wet "swimsuits", there is only the scene where the two of them fell into the river while fighting...

The two of them were very confused and glanced at each other, feeling that something was not right.

Sakumo looked at Jiraiya funny, as if to say, you idiot, you have been fooled!

Jiraiya pouted in disbelief and closed the book again. The book was covered with a book cover, and on the cover were the words "Summer Cool Special" written in red ink.

The book cover is very new, and there is no trace of wear even on the folded corners. It was obviously temporarily wrapped. Why didn't I notice it before?

Jiraiya pursed his lips and started to remove the book cover, but when he removed the book cover, what he saw was a title that was incompatible with the eight poles written on the cover - "Bamboo Horse and Bamboo Horse: Those Years of Being Brainless and Unhappy Together" "The beaten water is gone".

hmmmm?

Jiraiya had a question mark on his face, but he saw Sakumo next to him smiling with a clear look on his face.

As if to say, sure enough.

Where is the lady in the swimsuit we promised you? Why is it like this? Who wants to see two boys having sex?

"What's wrong?" Orochimaru came back to consciousness from his wandering world, and belatedly realized something was wrong. He looked at the angry Jiraiya and the always smiling Sakumo.

"This liar!" Jiraiya gritted his teeth.

Orochimaru was finally intrigued by their completely opposite attitudes. He took the book from Jiraiya's hand and opened it. The painting style was good and it could be said to be very realistic. After turning a few pages, it appeared. Sister Tou teaches Hedgehog Tou how to beat the odds.

Orochimaru recited the dialogue in a low voice, "Lift it up slightly when throwing it. This is the trick."

As a representative of the practical school, Orochimaru held a book in one hand and picked up a thin stone from the ground with the other hand. According to the dialogue in the book, he made a posture to throw it, and then lifted it up slightly when throwing it.

The stone flew away from his hand quickly and flew away against the water.

Snap - the sound of rocks hitting the water.

Pop-pop-pop-pop-boom!

With a muffled sound and a "dong" sound, the stone fell into the river.

Jiraiya hugged his belly and laughed loudly on the bank, "Hahahaha, what are you teaching? It's not good at all."

Orochimaru looked at the river and then turned to look at Jiraiya. He shook his head and said: "No, it's just that the Nanga River is too wide. I have tried it myself. It is indeed easier to float in this way, and it is more capable." Use your strength.”

The smile faded from Jiraiya's face, replaced by a disdainful "嘁~"

Orochimaru is so boring, he has to take everything seriously and verify everything himself.

Such a boring person will definitely not be liked by young ladies, and he will definitely be single in the future.

But Orochimaru himself doesn't think so. Personal inspection is the most scientific way to verify something. He believes in science. Too many things tell him that technology is the first driving force for development. Mastering technology can make you Everything is easier in this ninja world.

Orochimaru ignored Jiraiya, quickly read through the notebook, and said quietly: "This is the painting of the first Hokage-sama and Madara-sama."

Jiraiya was not interested. It was a big shock to him that she was not a swimsuit lady, but Sakumo was different. He admired the two adults, so he reached out and took the book.

"If you're not interested, how about giving it to me?"

"Whatever," Jiraiya was lying on the grass on the slope, holding a straw stick in his mouth, still bulging with anger.

"In return, can I teach you how to practice ninjutsu?"

Jiraiya put his hands behind his head and replied angrily, "I'm not interested at the moment."

This scene was seen by Hiruzen who happened to be passing by. He listened to every word of what the children said. Jiraiya was always so undisciplined and dishonest. He sighed, what should he do with this child? What's better?

The three of them have been together for a long time, and Sakumo, as the older one, will still provide some advice on practice, or demonstrate it himself.

Orochimaru is a person who has been surprisingly interested in ninjutsu since he was a child. He has shown a strong interest in every ninjutsu. As long as he can be exposed to it, he must learn it without eating or drinking.

Although Jiraiya can't say that he is not interested in ninjutsu, compared to Orochimaru, he is more let nature take its course. Even though he has been following Sarutobi Hiruzen for a while, his skills are still the same as those taught in the ninja school. , clone technique, transformation technique, substitute technique, no improvement at all.

Orochimaru was able to use the shuriken shadow clone that he learned from his teacher Hiruzen after training with Sakumo, but Jiraiya could only use the technique of throwing all the shurikens outward, which gave Hiruzen a headache. .

Sakumo once said that he would give him some guidance, but Jiraiya always couldn't concentrate. Even a passing fly could attract his attention.

This made Sakumo very helpless and couldn't help but complain to him, "Were you a frog in your last life?"

Orochimaru ruthlessly added from the side: "If he were a frog, snakes would not dare to eat it. They would eat whatever they want to make up for it. He has no brains, and snakes are afraid of becoming stupid."

Jiraiya was unconvinced, but unable to refute.

Frog, I can't help but imagine the image of frogs eating flies and mosquitoes in my mind. It's a bit disgusting.

No, no, no, he is not a frog.

But the more you don’t want to become something, the more you will become attached to something, isn’t that what the world says.

Hiruzen felt that he could no longer let Jiraiya be so undisciplined and disorganized, so he showed him the psychic technique. The moment he saw the monkey demon appear, Jiraiya's eyes widened. He could follow his instructions anytime, anywhere. It's a very cool ninjutsu to summon a psychic beast when needed.

"Amazing!"

"Necromantic magic is a kind of time and space ninjutsu that can be summoned when needed by making a blood contract with a living creature."

Jiraiya was so excited that he shouted, "I want to make a contract with that guy too!"

"This is not possible," Hiruzen interrupted him mercilessly, "Everyone's fate is different, and the creatures that can contract are also destined."

"Then what creature can I summon?"

"Before signing a contract, you must refine more chakra, and you must also learn how to form seals."

"Hey, we still need to practice." Jiraiya's expression suddenly fell.

"Listen, you will naturally come up with the answer as you practice!"

From this day on, Jiraiya finally had the consciousness of a ninja, stopped being idle all day long, and found his goal.

Jiraiya became serious, and Orochimaru and Sakumo were also very happy for him. Occasionally, when the time was right, they would meet up to do mountain climbing training while holding rocks.

Lying on the top of the mountain, his body's fatigue made him not want to move anymore. He couldn't help but feel tired of such hard practice. Looking at the white clouds floating in the sky, he sent out a torture that penetrated into his soul.

"When can we conclude a contract with a living creature?" No one could give him the answer.

"So, why am I practicing so hard?"

The figures of Tsunade and Orochimaru suddenly appeared in his mind. Tsunade's smiling face was really beautiful. She was probably the prettiest girl among all the children of the same age he had ever seen.

"Compared to a pervert like you, Orochimaru is better!"

snort!

He doesn't want to lose to that pretty boy, get up and train!

The training was very hard, and by chance, Jiraiya finally got his own psychic beast. As Sakumo said, he might have been a frog in his previous life, otherwise why would his destined psychic beast be a frog.

But, he likes it very much.