This is a coincidence.
Kakashi, a poor social worker, came home from get off work and was about to change clothes and take a shower, then lay on the bed and read an inspiring book, when he saw the light outside the window flickering, and a black shadow cut off the light on the window edge.
He scratched his head and stuck his head out in confusion.
Under the window sill, the man's true body was hidden in the shadow of the street lamp, leaving a slender black shadow lingering on the ground.
Maybe he didn't handle it properly...
With a sharp look in his eyes, he picked up the ninja tool bag on the table and walked out cautiously.
The field of vision became wider and wider, the lights became brighter, and a slender back figure fell into his eyes. Although the opponent seemed defenseless, he did not dare to underestimate the opponent. Instead, he held the kunai tightly and quietly pressed against the opponent's vital point.
"Tonight's night seems not suitable for moon-viewing."
"...?"
The other party Shi Shiran turned around, her long and curled eyelashes blinking, almost brushing his cheeks.
Then, a pair of cold and soft hands gently covered the back of his hand holding the kunai.
Kakashi froze immediately.
Little sister, what's the matter with you?
Even if you are an enemy, you must follow the basic rules and attack them well!
Before he could react, the other party came closer, his unpainted lips closed up and down, and he said:
"If it's you, there's no problem. After all, it's just a pure relationship between a man and a woman...'lucky audience'."
As soon as he heard this sentence, he vaguely remembered that a few days ago, under the dazzling light, the name written on his back by the lipstick was...
"...Chunqin?"
he said with some hesitation.
At this moment, the somewhat charming name immediately overlapped with the girl in front of him.
Kakashi's expression remained unchanged, but his wariness was somewhat reduced.
"It's very dangerous for a single woman like you to travel in the dark." He said, confirming the identity of the other party again, and slowly put away the kunai in his hand.
The cold temperature touched the back of his hand, stopping his next movement.
He sighed helplessly.
"...Let it go. Now that your identity has been confirmed, I have no reason to do this."
The night was dark, and the eyes of the "single woman" were slightly curved, revealing a mysterious smile.
To Kakashi's expectation, not only did the other party not let go, but he held his hand tightly and took another step forward.
As the fabric rubbed, a touch of body heat spread through the fabric, and he suddenly felt at a loss.
——Is this the prelude to "Night with Idol ○○"? !
Recalling the mysterious plot in the novel, Kakashi, who has rich theoretical knowledge but little practical experience, felt a touch of anxiety in his heart.
"Fate is really wonderful." After sighing in a paradoxical manner, Sasami smiled and said, "Why don't you send Buddha to the West and go to a bar with a single woman in the dark night?"
"Well, how do you say this..." Kakashi's eyes drifted left and right.
"Since you did such a thing to me, it's really too much, so just drink to make amends."
……
When he came to his senses again, "Chun Qin" was already sitting next to him, holding a wine bottle and chatting away.
"Xiao Tao is becoming less and less cute. What is the kid thinking in his head now..."
"Young man, do you have a boyfriend? Promise me that you will never fall in love with an Uchiha."
——Uchiha man, how much emotional trauma has it caused to you?
Kakashi, who was still doubtful about her, is now a little relieved.
Maybe it was because the other party acted like a fool (or a complete one), which reminded him of some long-lost past events. Secretly, he didn't want her to become an enemy.
Feeling a hint of coolness coming over him, he put down the wine cup, moved the hand from his neck, and said helplessly: "I promise you, I promise you."
There was no room for bargaining with drunkards, as he had learned from Hong.
"Miss Chunqin..." He stretched out his finger and waved it tentatively in front of her eyes, "Are you still conscious?"
"Yes!" she said decisively.
...Although she said this, in fact, her consciousness was like a prolapsed Kyuubi, running rampant in the vast Nanga River.
——When something like this happens, it must be Tobirama’s fault!
She grinded her teeth, filled the wine glass, and swallowed all the wine.
It was originally just a temporary measure to get out of trouble, but after the fake show came true, she actually became a little drunk, and the blush on her cheeks became as touching as a flower.
In order to make the man in front of her relax her vigilance, even though she was not too drunk, she still leaned her body on the table as if she was too drunk, and said: "I never thought that I would become a woman who gets drunk with wine. Ultimately, it’s because there are always bastards in the world who try to start a war.”
Yes, we are talking about the two troublemakers: Uchiha Madara and Uchiha Obito.
Thinking back to these two men, her stomach ached.
Kakashi lowered his head and stared at the reflection in the cup thoughtfully: "...Yes."
Talking about the heavy topic, the two of them were speechless for a while, and there was only the slight sound of drinking wine, gurgling in the dark night.
"...Really, how could things become like this..."
Looking at the drunk woman lying on the wine table, Kakashi held his forehead with a headache.
Because he was wearing a mask, he didn't want to show his face in front of strangers, so he didn't actually drink too much.
Seeing that she was unconscious and drunk to the point of scolding Uchiha Madara, he pursed his lips in embarrassment. After all, his conscience was still intact and he could not do the scumbag behavior of running away quietly.
He shook the other party's shoulder, trying to wake up her sleeping consciousness, "Wake up, which hotel are you staying in...?"
"...Minato, Minatoya..."
She mumbled vaguely the names of unfamiliar places.
After some entanglement, he pieced together the fragmentary information from the other party and finally selected the hotels that met the requirements. In line with the principle of sending Buddha to the West, he carried the unconscious woman and took her back to the room with his own hands.
Just when he had settled everything and was about to slip away quietly like the snail girl, the familiar coolness wrapped around his ankles again.
"Accept the sanction of justice, Senju Tobirama! Fire Release——"
She just made a seal gesture and shook her head again, "No, Susan—"
She was indeed a little unconscious due to the drunkenness.
Looking past the familiar silver hair, she seemed to see Tobirama's face that needed a beating again.
With the strength of the wine, she jumped up, put her hands around his waist, and asked: "How is your business going? If you don't give me an answer today, I will never let you go again."
--Appeared! The pre-plot has ended, and the main film seems to have been buffered.
Kakashi stiffened his back and scratched his face in embarrassment.
"Oh, I'm not the Nidaime-sama..."
As he said that, he was also a little puzzled: A long-dead ninja like the Second Generation would be remembered by a young and beautiful little idol, who was worthy of being the Second Hokage.
Kakashi was in philosophical mode.
In the flash of lightning, a slightly cold hand grasped his wrist tightly.
"Let me check to see if you are doing your job properly." Without any hesitation, just like she often did in the past, she bit his little finger hard.
"Wait--"
Before he could finish speaking, a pair of plump lips blocked his thoughts after the pain felt like a prick from a small finger.
""Night of ○○ with Idol ○○", main plot action."
>>>
When she woke up, she found that she had mistaken the wrong person. Suffering from a hangover and a headache, Sasami packed up her belongings and ran away again.
She didn't feel guilty for committing such a scumbag act, but instead felt a little sad.
——After this battle, her ex-boyfriend’s inheritance was squandered by her, and it officially became a thing of the past. Although she was nostalgic for Madara's power, since it was her own doing, she had no choice but to accept it calmly.
After failing to collect information in Konoha, she accidentally fell in love with a young man in the village. Sasami, who did not want to appear in "Country Love", left Konoha but discovered even more shocking facts.
To this day, she actually still retains a Sharingan.
Not only that, the chakra on this Sharingan is clearly...
"Xiao Tao, please explain it to me..."
Backstage after the performance, when Uchiha Obito came to her again to collect the information, she looked at the Sharingan in the mask that had not been extinguished, and her mood was quite complicated.
Men’s friendship is really puzzling.
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