I'm a pirate, I'm Roger Fat

It is now 1:[-] noon, and most residents of Rogge Town are taking a lunch break. Roja and Roger are walking on the empty streets, heading towards Roger's house.

"Roger, I'm going to visit your house. It's not good to have empty hands. Should I buy some fruit?" Roja looked at his empty hands and asked Roger.The first time you visit someone's home, you can't come empty-handed.

Roger pressed the back of his head with his hands, and walked back to Roja, "Huh? It's okay, my mother will be very happy if you can come to my house to play."

"No, it's always impolite." Roja saw a fruit stand in front of him, and pulled Roger to run over, "Let's go, let's go buy some."

The two came to the fruit stand. The owner of the fruit stand was lying on a wooden recliner with a newspaper covering his face and the cattail fan in his hand was precarious.

There is only a little girl with twin ponytails, holding a watering can, spraying water on the fruit.

Seeing Roya and Roger coming to the stall, the little girl asked childishly, "Do you want to buy fruit?"

Roja looked at the fruit stand. There were all kinds of fruits. He pointed to the bright red apples and asked the little girl, "How can I buy apples? Little sister."

The little girl tilted her head and murmured, "Papa seems to say, one apple... one tripleberry!"

"Three Baileys, then help me get four." Roja said.

Hearing Roja's words, the little girl was very happy and seemed to be proud that she bought the apple.

He quickly packed the apple and handed it to Roja, "Here, big brother."

Roja smiled and took it, and subconsciously touched his pocket, but he didn't touch the rectangular "brick", nor did he touch half of the Bailey.

Looking at the innocent eyes of the little girl, Roja turned around and looked at Roger in embarrassment, "Roger, have you brought Bailey? Lend it to me first, and I will pay you back when Uncle Haig pays his salary."

Roger nodded, and took Bailey, which was 20 yuan long, from his pocket and handed it to Roja, "It's okay, I just want to eat apples too."

Roja handed Bailey to the little girl, hooked Roger's shoulders, and said, "Good brother!"

The little girl carefully found eight 1-yuan Baileys, handed them to Roja, and said with a smile, "Thank you big brother, welcome to visit next time."

Roja also took it with a smile, said thank you, and then continued to walk in the direction of Roger's house.

……

"Have you arrived yet? Roger, it's very hot at noon!" Roja asked Roger, wiping off the sweat from his chin.

"It's all right, I don't feel that hot," said Roger.

Roja gave him a blank look, "You think everyone has such a good physique like you."

Looking at Roja who was sweating profusely, Roger said, "Why don't we take the alley, although it's a bit of a detour."

"Lead the way quickly, detours are better than being roasted by the sun." Roja said.

Roger nodded, "Okay, this way."

The two turned into the alley, and the sunlight was indeed blocked by the building.

"Well, it's much more comfortable. How far is Roger still going?" Roja went to the alley, watched the ultraviolet rays leave his body, and suddenly regained his energy.

Roger thought for a while, "If you take the alley, you will be there in another 500 meters."

"Then let's go." Roja stepped forward and hooked Roger's shoulder again, and the two continued to walk forward.

The two hooked their shoulders and chatted as they walked. Suddenly, Roger bent down, and at the same time pressed Luo Ya's head, making him bend down too.

Almost at the same time, there was a bang, and a drill protruded from the wall of the alley, making a hissing sound.

If Roger hadn't pressed Roja's head down just now, the drill bit would be on his head now.

It happened suddenly, but Roja also reacted, turned over with Roger, turned to the front, looked up at the drill bit on the wall, the drill bit slowly retracted, and there was another bang, the wall was kicked to pieces, A big hole was broken, and a man with a black kerchief on his face and two drill bits in his hands walked in from outside the wall.

Roja immediately recognized that the person who came was Los, who likes to be deflated in the restaurant. Looking at him, he was wearing a black face scarf without any disguise, and complained in his heart: "You are too perfunctory, right? Pretend, but not completely, just wear a black face scarf, thinking I can’t recognize you? Onion in the nose, you pretend to be an elephant, you! You’re a ‘screw’.”

Roger squinted slightly, looked at Ross, and asked, "Who are you?"

Roja: "(￣_￣|||) I forgot that everyone in One Piece is face blind."

Rose raised his hands that had turned into drills, and looked at the two of them indifferently, "Who? The one who killed you." After speaking, he rushed forward, and the two drills stabbed at the two of them.

Roger pushed Roja back, went directly to meet him, dodged Ross's drill, and kicked towards his chest. Ross immediately put the drill across his chest to block Roger's kick.

Roger kicked on the drill bit. How could the wooden shoes on his feet be better than the high-speed rotating drill bit? There was a sizzling sound, and sparks kept splashing, and they were directly worn through.

Feeling the heat from his feet, Roger immediately retracted his feet, put his hands on the ground, and returned to Roja with a somersault.

Roja looked at Los's high-speed spinning drill with fear, and said, "Without weapons and armed domineering, his two drills will be difficult to deal with."

Roger nodded approvingly.

Looking at Chong Ling at his waist, Roja asked Roger: "Can you use a knife? Roger."

Roger replied: "Practice a bit."

"Yeah." Roja hummed, pulled out the heavy spirit, and the ghost claw appeared at the same time, and handed the knife to Roger, "I don't know how to use the knife, I will lend you the knife, you go up and fight with him, I will assist you."

Roger took the knife and nodded heavily.

The two looked at each other, Roja threw two seeds at Ross, and Roger slashed at them with a knife.

Ross waved the drill bit at Roja's seed. The moment the seed touched the drill bit, two vines grew out and wrapped around the drill bit, but they were immediately crushed by the drill bit.

Taking advantage of Ross's drill bit being entangled by vines, Roger stepped forward quickly, leaned over and slashed towards Ross's chin. Ross immediately raised his head, but he was still a step too slow, and a bloodstain appeared on his chin.

Roger succeeded in one move, and did not continue to chase, because at this time, the vines wrapped around Ross's drill had been completely ground.

Feeling the pain from his chin and the blood dripping on the ground, Ross was completely angry. As the capo (leader) of the regiment (branch) of the Spot family, he actually ate turtles from the hands of two little devils one after another. How could he bear it with his grumpy temper.

Looking up at Roja and Roger, the drill turned back into a normal palm, and said with a grin: "I just wanted to teach you a lesson, so that you can only lie in bed for the rest of your life, but now, I changed my mind, I want to kill you! "

After finishing speaking, Ross jumped up with energy, his feet merged, and turned into a drill. The whole person spun at a high speed, looking like a huge drill, aiming at the two of them and smashing it down...