I'm a pirate, I'm Roger Fat

Roja really couldn't figure out what the hell this funny sunflower with a swaying face was in front of him.

But since it was something that was drawn, the system must be right.

"System! System! Come out and explain what the hell is this?!"

System: "Host, what's the matter?"

Roja pointed to the sunflower in front of him, and asked silently in his heart.

"What the hell is this?!"

System: "Isn't this a sunflower!"

Roja: "Nonsense, I'm not blind, of course I know it's a sunflower, so why does it have a funny face? Also, what's the use of it?"

System: "Isn't this normal? As for what it has..."

As he spoke, the mechanical sound of the system gradually became treacherous, get up.

System: "I have an instruction manual here, which records the usage of this funny-faced sunflower. It's not expensive. It only costs 1w Bailey. How about the host..."

"Ghost! Get out now! I don't want it, thank you, it doesn't matter, what's its use, I don't want to know, at worst, just plant him like a flower!"

Hearing that he asked for money again, Roja didn't get used to this profiteering system this time, so he refused without hesitation.

System: "Isn't it just 1w Bailey ~ The host really doesn't think about it?"

The system still persisted in persuading Roja, but Roja ignored him.

Just about to take a step, I stepped forward to take a closer look at the sunflowers.

But before he could take a step, Roja took his foot back and looked at Roger.

"Roger, go and see!"

"Ah! Okay, I'll go and have a look." Roger replied, and went up to check.

As for Roja, the system is still working tirelessly in his mind to persuade him.

System: "Host~Host!"

Seeing that Roja was still indifferent, the system still succumbed.

System: "Host, how about this! You buy this manual, and I'll give you the ability to master animal language, and... a pair of sunglasses, how about that? This is already the biggest concession!"

Hearing the words of the system, Roja was a little moved.

"Are you proficient in animal language? Does that mean you can understand Neptune's speech? Hohohoho, then you can hold a cup and say that you can understand the voice of all things."

After thinking about it, Roja felt that it was okay, so he coughed twice and said.

"Ahem! Since... you have given in to the system, fine! I'll buy it."

System: "(It's not easy to make some money) Okay! Host, then I will automatically absorb Bailey."

System: "Congratulations to the host for gaining proficiency in animal language. The instruction manual has also been stored in the warehouse. Please check it yourself."

Listening to the notification from the system, Roja called up the warehouse interface, and sure enough there was a note and a pair of sunglasses inside.

He took out the note, only to see three lines written on it.

"Why... like handwritten?"

Looking at the crooked font on the note, Roja thought suspiciously.

But he didn't bother, and carefully read the words on the note.

"1. The funny face sunflower can emit laser light, and the person who is shot by the laser will make a funny face uncontrollably for 3 minutes."

"Hey! What kind of ghost ability is this!"

Roja read the words on the note silently in his heart, knew Sunflower's first ability, and looked up at Sunflower.

Roger was poking the sunflower back and forth with his finger, but the sunflower still didn't respond and was shaking slowly.

"Sunflower, shoot the laser at Roger!"

Roja tentatively shouted.

Unexpectedly, Sunflower really moved.

I saw that its face suddenly began to glow, and suddenly, a laser shot out and flew towards Roger.

Roger stood in front of Sunflower, couldn't dodge, and was shot in the chest by the laser.

"Hey! What is it?"

Roger touched his chest and found that there was nothing wrong, but suddenly, he felt that the corners of his mouth could not help but rise, and his eyes gradually squinted.

"What's going on? Why do I feel that my face is out of control, Roja! Roja! Look at what's wrong with my face!"

Roger turned around in a panic and asked Roja what happened to his face.

But Roja only saw him face himself with a funny face.

The dignified future One Piece put on a funny face, and Roja couldn't help laughing at that scene.

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha……"

"Roja, what are you laughing at! Tell me what's wrong!" Seeing Roja laugh wildly, Roger walked up to him and asked, not knowing why.

Roja bent down with a smile, stretched out his hand and patted him on the shoulder.

"Hahaha...it's okay...you look good now...haha..."

Seeing that Roja was smiling all the time, Roger didn't ask him any more. He directly pulled out the long knife at his waist and took a look at the blade as a mirror.

Looking at it like this can startle myself.

"What the hell! Why did my face become like this!!"

At this time, Roja also slowed down, and patted Roger on the shoulder again, comforting him.

"It's okay, it will be fine in 3 minutes."

"Really?"

"real!"

After comforting Roger, Roja continued to look at the note.

"2. A sunflower can be turned into a Gatling and fire melon seed bullets, but the bullets are less powerful and cannot kill people; touching a sunflower and saying Gatling mode can make it turn into a Gatling."

"Fuck! Gatling?"

Seeing Sunflower's second ability on the note, Roja was excited, who wouldn't want to have a Gatling.

Putting away the note, Roja walked towards the sunflower, stretched out his hand to hold it, and said.

"Gatling mode."

I saw the sunflower glowing all over, turning into rays of light wrapped around Roja's hand, and in an instant, a Gatling came out in his hand.

"Roar~~~"

Looking at Gatling in his hand, Roja's eyes lit up, he raised his gun and aimed at the wall of the wooden house and fired.

"Suddenly..."

I saw melon seeds spewing out from the muzzle of the gun, hitting the wall, and embedded in it.

Roger also returned to his original state, looking at the rare weapon that Roja had never seen before, his eyes were also shining.

"What kind of weapon is this? Roja, it looks great!"

Roja lowered his gun and said, "This is Gatling! Namo Gatling Bodhisattva's exclusive weapon!"

Although I can't understand it, Roger thinks it seems to be quite powerful.

Putting away his excitement, Roja took out the note and looked at Sunflower's third ability, but it read.

"3. I don't have the ability anymore. This one is for making up the numbers. Let's give Sunflower a name."

"Make up the number? Don't write it if you don't have the ability, and write a piece to make up the number. Is the system an obsessive-compulsive disorder?"

"Name?"

Roja let go, and turned Gatling back into a sunflower, standing in front of him.

Looking at it, Roja thought: "Well...there are four emperors of the sea? Then! Let's call you Emperor Kui!"

"Okay, boss! I will be called Kuihuang from now on!!"

Sunflower spoke suddenly, scaring Roja.

"You can talk!?"

"You can talk!"

Two voices sounded simultaneously.

"Yes! Boss."

Sunflower continued.

Roja looked at Roger, he figured it out, he could understand Sunflower's speech because he had just mastered the animal language.

So what's going on with this boy Roger, does he now have the ability to listen to the voice of all things?

"Roger, can you understand it?" Roja asked.

Roger nodded, and replied: "I understand, but only a little bit, just wondering why it can speak. Then how can you understand it? Roja."

"I... I learned animal language in the Caribbean... hahaha" Roja replied with a guilty conscience.