Quick Transmigration: The host is raped by the villain

"You... Take a good rest! Shall I go to deal with some business first?" Helian Zhuo found an excuse to go out, he was afraid that he would lose control of his temper and get angry at her.

In the imperial study room, He Lianzhuo was sitting on the main seat, and a group of ministers who were puzzled stood in front of him.

Why did the emperor summon them at this time?

Seeing that the emperor did not speak for a long time, the prime minister stood up and asked cautiously: "May I ask the emperor, what is the important matter of summoning the ministers?"

The ministers glanced at him approvingly, but the prime minister was more courageous.

"It's nothing...just...just..." Helian Zhuo hesitated, not knowing what to say.

"I have a friend. He made his wife angry, very angry. Do you think... what method can... calm his wife down?"

All the ministers: ... I understand in seconds, the emperor and the empress had a quarrel... no wonder you have been so irritable recently...

"Reporting to the emperor, I think that the emperor's friends can give some small gifts to the emperor... for his wife. Women like gifts. When my prodigal daughter gets angry, I will buy her a gift. Coax it well." I almost said it was the queen empress,... I'm afraid!

"Song Aiqing said, I already...my friend has already done it, and she didn't even look at the gift..." Otherwise, as for putting such a shameful thing on the table?

"..." The empress is mighty!

All the ministers: Hey... finally someone can bring this living King of Hades under control. I don't know why I feel a little happy!

He Lianzhuo seemed to be aware of it, and his murderous eyes scanned the circle, and the ministers didn't dare to have any thoughts.

"Reporting to the emperor, the old minister thought that the emperor... the friend of the emperor can cook for his wife himself. The most important thing in apologizing is sincerity. The old minister thinks... if the husband washes his hands and makes soup for his wife himself, it will be the most warm and touching ..."

All the ministers: Master Niu, you have exposed yourself. Who in the civil and military of the Manchu Dynasty does not know that he is afraid of internal affairs?But he thought he was hiding it well.

"Does this work?" Helian Zhuo was lost in thought.

Ministers: ... Your Majesty, you don't really want to cook, do you?You can kill people, but you can cook... Are you sure you won't completely offend the empress?

The ministers feel that it is necessary to remind... If the emperor really cooks too badly and offends the empress completely, then they will be the worst offenders.

"Reporting to the emperor, I think that Lord Niu's method is not appropriate..." Lord Wei, the servant of the punishment department, looked at He Lianzhuo's face, and tentatively said.

"Oh?" He thought he could give it a try.

"This... cooking is warm and touching, but it may not be suitable for the emperor's... friends!" So dangerous, so dangerous...

"After all, Lord Niu can cook, but most men are not so good at it. I feel that the emperor...'s friends may not be able to cook. If it is difficult to eat, it may have the opposite effect."

"You mean my cooking will be unpalatable?" He Lianzhuo immediately became unhappy, but soon realized that he had slipped his tongue, "Hey, I mean my friend."

Master Wei: ...Yes, that's what I mean!You can chop people, but you can't chop vegetables...

Mr. Wei saw that someone was getting angry, so he opened his eyes and started talking nonsense, "Not necessarily, it's just... cooking is quite simple, the emperor's friend will definitely be able to learn it soon!"

"What else can you do?"

"I think...the empress is angry, and her anger is entangled in her heart. At this moment, if the emperor takes the empress out to relax, it must be very good." General Geng felt that he was great!A promotion and a salary increase are just around the corner.

All the ministers: ...you are a fool, don't talk nonsense...you want to die, don't implicate us.

All the ministers stayed away from him.

Master Wei immediately came out to smooth things over: "General Geng made a mistake, it was the wife of the emperor's friend who was angry, not the empress!"

All the ministers: "That's right, why did General Geng forget such an important thing?"

General Geng touched the back of his head with a look of surprise: "Does our emperor have any friends?"

All the ministers: ...I can't take it, I'm so tired.

The ministers stayed away from him silently again...

"General Geng's proposal is good, but I don't know where the scenery is the most beautiful in Dongfeng Country, and it is the most suitable for relaxation! Why don't you, General Geng, take a trip for my friend?"

"What's so difficult about this?"

"I heard that the scenery in Mobei is very beautiful. Please, General Geng, go there! Come back and tell me about the scenery in Mobei."

"...Yes!" Is the emperor planning to take the empress to Mobei to play?

The ministers looked at him sympathetically.

In fact, the emperor only summoned his courtiers with families, and General Geng came here purely to join in the fun, so he hit the gunpoint.

"Master Wu, you are usually the most resourceful, what can you do?"

Mrs. Wu, who was suddenly named, was flattered and could only bite the bullet and said: "Your Majesty, I think that if you want to calm down your friend's wife, you must first soften! The attitude must be good and sincere! Women need to be coaxed. "